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15 Oct 2026 23:06:45
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15 Oct 2026 22:41:58
Martin has taken Tounekti off 6 times at Halftime in his last 17 starts for Celtic since January.

Maybe if Osmand and Jota can stay fit then it will give Martin more options and then he can stop hitting his head off a brick wall.

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15 Oct 2026 22:34:19
So that's it Dermot we're officially a laughing stock in Europe, well done and you wonder why there's protests, sell up and feck off.

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15 Oct 2026 22:16:43
Ox has to be in running for a start. Sorenson. nope, Tounetki. nope. Hogh needs to be benched, sure he will come good. Murray. nope.

Osmand and Hassan. yip. yip.

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15 Oct 2026 22:12:11
Too easy as expected at times for the home team.

Murray strikes again in big European matches for the opener and then goes for a walk and left a massive gap for the last goal.
I always feel Centre Halves get better with experience and Murray is really inexperienced considering his age and his previous injury record.

Tounekti as usual hasn’t a clue what’s going on around him for the second goal.
He reminds me of a 5 a-side player who looks good on the ball but when you put him on a full size 11 a-side pitch then Tounekti always looks absolutely lost.

Celtic looked really good at times going forward but our formation is criminal at this level away from home.
We have Jota back domestically and Osmand also looked good on the left wing.
So hopefully we can keep them fit and they start getting decent game time.

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15 Oct 2026 21:56:57
So poor in every department, would love Murray to be a player am sorry he ain't got it and no better than Welsh.

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15 Oct 2026 22:16:14
Martin picked a terrible team tonight which gave us a near impossible task.

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15 Oct 2026 22:19:04
Club is directionless. Shambles from top to bottom.

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15 Oct 2026 21:14:04
Looks like the honda civics failed its mot on terminal corrosion to the whole structure, complete lack of spark, no indication of direction, management system failure.
We are now in nissan micra banger territory, a sad direction to be going for a once proud club thanks to disaster upon catastrophy upon piss poor managment.


If there was a manual on how to run a club into the ground then DD and nepo baby will be creaming in royalties.

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15 Oct 2026 21:02:08
Surrendered the midfield yet again. If MON wanted to play Sorensen it should have been instead of Tounetki and added the OX to midfield.

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15 Oct 2026 21:01:47
Absolute cannon fodder.
The blame lies solely at DD.
But nothing will change until the fans stop going.
That's the only power we have.
I stand with the boycott. And if the GB make it longer am also with them.

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15 Oct 2026 21:15:56
The GB/ Bhoys will be banned shortly anyway. that was the reason they were put together by DD. eliminate them suits the board but I think the fans have had enough now.

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15 Oct 2026 21:53:23
I would like to see a drive by the collective to get as many season ticket holders as possible signed on and behind them and make as big a noise as possible while doing it.

The collective should then tell the club that X amount of season tickets will not be renewed en masse until there was substantial change.

Would be interesting to see the board grovel and have no choice but to recognise the collective.

I believe the tide could turn dramatically by Christmas as many fans have simply had enough now.

A couple of seasons ago when we took Bayern to the brink it would have been unthinkable for me to not have purchased the Euro package.

Tonight?

I didn’t even watch it on the telly.

Well done Desmond, Nicholson and ONeil. 👍.

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15 Oct 2026 22:04:47
As long as ST holders keep buying STs, then nothing will change.

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15 Oct 2026 20:56:55
Last few years it's been the trend in many of our Euro away games to go a goal down very early doors. I think we all knew this could be a real skelping and it is looking very likely. Shiver to think what PSG and Co. would do to us.

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15 Oct 2026 20:51:12
The set piece coach definitely working a treat well worth the dosh.

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15 Oct 2026 21:02:09
5 big games and been destroyed in everyone of them. MON has to go.

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15 Oct 2026 20:47:17
This is not the Celtic we all know this club is broken.

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15 Oct 2026 20:52:54
Hearts got 6 up them we could be on for more at this rate and that's what DD never understands.

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15 Oct 2026 20:57:33
It is because these hammerings have been happening for years.

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15 Oct 2026 21:01:03
Balikwisha after 10 minutes against them too, get all these frauds out now. 5 million on that clown and the list goes on. Totally gobsmacked how we’ve turned this club upside down instead of being on the front foot. Gutted to say the least 😡.

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15 Oct 2026 21:32:22
Balikwisha played the full 90 minutes in a European winning team tonight 🤦‍♂️.

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