Celtic banter 3

29 Aug 2026 09:05:36
Trusty stomach bug before the game on Tuesday and now Calmac with the same bug after the match.
The whole Celtic team looked like they played with fatigue when getting hammered.

29 Aug 2026 11:39:14
Just before half time, some of them looked like they were finishing extra time!

29 Aug 2026 11:59:57
Just imagine we had signed a CB and a lb, we could have isolated trusty and greatly reduced the risk of other players getting it. Instead, because our defence is threadbare and lacking quality, we had to risk trusty.

29 Aug 2026 12:34:31
Mentioned that the other day Buzz.

No excuses but it certainly explains the collapse in the second half.

29 Aug 2026 07:39:12
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Newcastle United v Liverpool - A Quick Liverpool Perspective

28 Aug 2026 21:56:01
How bad is it when a group of fans are all begging there board to bring some players in.
Even having to discuss the possibility of a boycott.
Profit over progress
Profit over players.
Its basically the every single fan against DD. and unless there's a change in policy over the next few days then DD wins again.


Unless the squad is properly added to there has to be a European boycott.
There has to be time when supporting the players is secondary to keeping DD and this is one of then.

29 Aug 2026 00:19:08
I remember DD doing an interview, during which he stated that if everyone was telling him one thing but he believed something different, he would go with what he believed. So I don't think he really cares what we think, as has been evidenced at the AGM and recent strategy.

With regards the boycott, I wholeheartedly agree and i made the decision last year that I wouldn't be back. The only weapons we have is to remove our support and remove our finances.

29 Aug 2026 05:46:28
Am not doing the euro package if they prepared correctly for these games and they know when there coming then fine but same nonsense every year, its like a form of self harming.

29 Aug 2026 08:46:14
It isn't good when your Manager comes out and says that we will not be getting any of our first choice players but as long as we don't go for the 10th choice.

Some of our first choices don't appear to be going to CL clubs so why can't we get them. Is it because we won't pay for them!

29 Aug 2026 08:58:35
I will not buy the Europa League Package and would urge you all to do the same.
Sick to the back teeth of the Desmond and Co.
I wish I hadn't been foolish enough to renew my Season ticket.
Stupidly thought that things could change.
We are all being treated contemptuously and need to make a stand.

29 Aug 2026 14:08:37
Big Jan where Do you sit? I'll take yer ticket if main stand, wish my command.

29 Aug 2026 14:57:56
You want in there to give the board some abuse @jaa?

Good man. 👍.

29 Aug 2026 12:27:33
A boycott won't happen. There will always be fans wanting tickets.

28 Aug 2026 20:32:25
Celtic only to get 300 tickets to the pit. Here we go again they can't take our fans celebration so cut allocation I hope for once our board take note and share their welcome to future Sevco games.

28 Aug 2026 21:10:52
Give them their 300 tickets back and ban the scummy b******* from Celtic Park forever.
No more of the back and forth between us and them. They are absolutely shameless and deserve nothing from us, especially our hard earned coin.
No wonder they are hated throughout the world. A truly awful outfit who's oldco should have been gone forever in 2012.

28 Aug 2026 21:22:40
I’d give them a section with 2500 seats but only give 300 tiks for rubbishs n giggles.

28 Aug 2026 21:23:36
Here here.

28 Aug 2026 22:04:24
Our Board must tell them to shove their 300 tickets! We should not let them in to Paradise unless forced to by legislation rules. We are far too accommodating to that Cesspit. In a bygone era Sir Bob Kelly would have chased them and The Bunnet would have them in court.

29 Aug 2026 11:52:41
Stick their 300 where the sun don't shine. The place is a cesspit. Ban them from Paradise.

28 Aug 2026 19:49:20
I seen when Celtic finished with a very inept defence against Midtjylland 5 years ago -
Ralston, Dane Murray, Welsh, Montgomery

All those players 5 years later were here in May last season.
Only Welsh has moved on and Montgomery is still at Celtic but on loan at Livingston.

28 Aug 2026 20:23:08
Its a Position av been babging on about for a long time, none are fast n strong enough for Europe.

28 Aug 2026 20:40:06
That just about sums it up Buzzbomb.

HJ.

29 Aug 2026 00:20:53
According to Mon he only sees us getting a left back and engels replacement.

29 Aug 2026 05:47:29
Thought he said 3 were coming.

29 Aug 2026 09:43:07
He specifically said a couple and mentioned help for KT and a midfielder.

Absolute joke.

28 Aug 2026 19:46:45
Does our board not want us to qualify for the Champions League proper?

Granted players and manager and coaching staff have to have a good look at themselves especially given this years failure. However a common theme is the board not doing the deals to bring in the type of players as early as possible to help the team succeed

Seems to me that they are self sabotaging the football team to ensure they were right to set aside a "rainy day fund" which has still to be used.

28 Aug 2026 20:30:07
I would say DD wants to show his buddies the biggest bank balance as possible and add Celtic had zero money when he joined.

Forgetting to add a huge chunk of that cash was earned due to the Sevco Coefficient Points a few years ago.
Basically that’s why Celtic gained CL Group entry.

{Ed007's Note - Buzz, DD has a net worth of circa £1.7 billion, wtf's to brag about to Jeff Bezos at "The Billionaire Bunker" about how much Celtic have in the bank?
Why do the Saudis all want to win the CL or PL or French League when they could just brag about the money they have in the bank.
If DD is using Celtic's bank balance as a cock size show off he'll be a laughing stock on the golf course...
Can you imagine at tee-off yesterday morning, the sniggers and "how much is that in the bank now Kaiser?".... and at the end of the day it's not his money, it's Celtic's money, he can't lift it out the bank to spend himself.}

28 Aug 2026 21:54:57
I think when he shows up at the 19th hole anywhere, if he mentions Celtic, he’ll be a laughing stock. If he isn’t already? Wish he’d just Feck off and let us get on with being a global entity rather than a big fish in a small puddle.

{Ed007's Note - 👍🍀 I just don't get it, I honestly don't and I've ranted on the podcast about it for years! What's the point, what's the endgame, it's not his money it's ours, the fans and if he spends it we'll keep topping it up, the Club makes plenty and the fans will always make sure of that IF it is ran the right way. There will always be blimps but the rational fans would accept that.
We are what Murray dreamed Rangers to be in a way, we're a self sustainable juggernaut in Scottish football but he threw the kitchen sink and dodgy contract to gamble for European success, we don't have to do that, just spend what we earn and if possible make a profit on transfers. We are the Bayern Munich or PSG of Scotland, the people running the Club need to look beyond that though.}

28 Aug 2026 22:39:55
Don’t really know much about Charlie Methven, but the piece he did gave a short concise synopsis of what Celtic could and should be aiming for with a club of our status. If we are making the money we are now, what could that be with the proper people and structures were put in place just operating within our income.

28 Aug 2026 22:51:37
I would be amazed if all his pals were also Billionaires.
So DD having a hobby that has went from zero to £100M would be impressive to his buddies but that won’t happen now.

The English think he owns Celtic and I would be surprised if his Irish pals think otherwise being in his company.

29 Aug 2026 07:11:21
I would be amazed if he had any pals. 🤣.

29 Aug 2026 09:54:41
Remember watching a ch5 programme about billionaires a few years back. They are all totally neurotic, trust nobody, think everyone is ripping them off, can’t piddle without armed guards and are terrified of their offspring being kidnapped. There’s an idea, could we kidnap mini me DD and make them get rid of board as a ransom?

28 Aug 2026 19:29:19
Celtic will now play our away rearranged match against St. Johnstone on Wednesday September 9th.

We could now potentially play 4 away matches in a row.
St. Mirren, St. Johnstone, Sevco in the cup and maybe Europa league.

28 Aug 2026 19:06:05
Reports say Joel Van Den Berg, Dutch U19 captain at PSV has been withdrawn from their squad due to play tonight with a Celtic delegation over in Eindhoven now. That he has been withdrawn from their team tonight might be telling.

28 Aug 2026 20:17:56
Only played 6 times for PSV so presume he's one for the future but could be a decent prospect.

28 Aug 2026 20:28:06
Due to play for the under 19s.

28 Aug 2026 21:16:59
No doubt they will waste the lad and his reps time with lowball offers.

28 Aug 2026 22:00:27
Is that limit of our transfer budget now, other teams youth players. Excuse me if I don’t crack open the bubbly.

29 Aug 2026 00:24:55
May get a wee loan or free transfer as well. 🤬.

28 Aug 2026 19:00:17
I want to wish Dundee United Manager Jim Goodwin well after being admitted to hospital after taking ill.

Apparently he’s in good spirits but will miss the match tomorrow.
Hopefully United will beat Killie and give him a victory.

I remember hearing Jim is one of those Celtic players who have only ever played one match for us but maybe my hearing isn’t that good.
He attends Celtic Park when possible with his Celtic Supporting Son.

28 Aug 2026 19:46:27
Good guy Jim speedy recovery.

28 Aug 2026 18:59:23
Dragged our heels that's mahmic away to Turkey and sigur might be off to conference team genk, and we're linked with a 19 yo boy with 6 first team games under his belt, so no cdm 😭.

28 Aug 2026 19:33:21
£4.3m the article said, that can't be right, if so what a tight shower of rubbishs.

28 Aug 2026 19:40:11
Away for €5M. 🤷‍♂️

Not a penny more to this board. This cannot be allowed to continue.

28 Aug 2026 15:21:21
Still no lb how long does it take sign a bloody loan, if we'd had a lb in on Tues scales could have went to cb, and sigur and mahmic is it a yes a no it's unreal how long we mess about doing deals, Martin has again said today he needs players.

28 Aug 2026 17:24:23
It's the same p#sh every press conference with O'Neil. He should have been demanding players before the deadline for euro tie. Everyone could see how light we are in midfield and defence. Embarrassing richest club in Scotland with the least signings yet again.

28 Aug 2026 22:13:27
A lot of people may have had issues with BR but at least he had the ball to stops taking Shiite for the asswipes above him. Hope MON is being well paid for his role as kaka deflector for those same asswipes. Seems his sense of humour has deserted him and I’m starting to feel sorry for someone who was once held in high esteem, but that respect is in real danger.

That entire board are nothing but cowards. Time for the support to go to war with them because the alternative is apathy and that is far more dangerous.

28 Aug 2026 22:33:50
MON just keeps saying hopefully we will get a few in. He said that at the start of the window and all throughout.

He is starting to tarnish his own history with the club by being an apologetic voice for our scrooge board.

Sigur wanted to come and Mahmic was keen but we missed out on both and are looking to take in a 19 year old project.

This season is going to repeat last season with us struggling at the back against all teams but with more goals up front.

We should be miles ahead of every team domestically but we won't be.

We have a board of cowards who should all leave.