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15 Oct 2026 11:00:09
We could do with a player like Martinez

Well done to him for calling out the people in charge of his club for under investment in the team

Callum are you listening.

15 Oct 2026 15:00:40
Callum has mentioned recently that Celtic need to show more ambition.

Martinez has been at Man United for 4 years and they have spent Approximately £650 Million on Transfers.
And that’s a NET spend ( about £950M - £300M )

14 Oct 2026 21:40:35
Is it just me who thinks it's a bit suss that CCV has a strain after his comments? MoN also seemed a WEE bit prickly in his interview today. I dunno.

14 Oct 2026 21:50:14
If you don't want to play in the stadium of light in a European competition you shouldn't be playing.

15 Oct 2026 08:21:45
Hopefully they play their reserves and we keep the score down.

Celtic 11/ 1 to win, what an embarrassment.

15 Oct 2026 09:05:38
He is a terrible defender and in Europe he is always shown up. With or without him I expect a horror show tonight.

However, I do hope for at least a bit of fight and escaping with a draw. Last thing our team needs is another big game annihilation.

15 Oct 2026 10:38:53
Need to try nick an early goal and settle the nerves. If not try to get to half time 0-0. if they score early? Can see a 4-1 defeat, as heads will drop 🙈.

15 Oct 2026 12:10:24
I think he is injured. As for the game. Trench dug behind the couch. Picking up a barrel of valium later. Could be another euro massacre, played better at weekend, so hopefully confidence restored a bit. As it was a crash in confidence that made them look like they had started playing football a couple of weeks ago and a five yard foward pass was beyond them.

Head says 5.0 to them, heart says 4.0 to them. Come kick off, I will be convinced we can get a point. I never feckin learn. I blame the valium.

15 Oct 2026 12:11:53
Like we did against Lask.

14 Oct 2026 20:52:52
What a 45 minutes from psg delight to watch the thought us playing them gives me the fear what a team.

15 Oct 2026 12:13:41
If Lask took 5 off us, PSG would probably triple that. They eere brilluant, and so were City second half. Different planet both of them.

14 Oct 2026 20:50:34
CCV hiding again on a European night, he has an un-canny ability to get himself injured before we play tough opposition🤔.

14 Oct 2026 19:45:52
Hate to say it but I'm absolutely dreading tomorrow night🫣.

14 Oct 2026 16:07:47
I know the CL draw for us would have been different but how good would it have been to host Liverpool and their fans at Celtic Park tonight.

14 Oct 2026 18:29:25
My Nephews support Liverpool and I wind them up because they haven’t beat Celtic in a competitive 90 minutes since April 1966.
Our record is -
Won 2 Drawn 3 and Lost only 1 game.
Yet we still got knocked out twice 🤦‍♂️ Typical Celtic.

I wouldn’t want them because Liverpool are already beating LASK 3-0 after 38 minutes.
I don’t want to play any English clubs because the gap is now massive.
Embarrassing considering LASK had about 40 shots at goal against us when we played at that venue.

14 Oct 2026 18:37:26
Lask getting found out but then so would we have.

14 Oct 2026 21:01:26
Look at the gap between Man city and PSG🫣.

14 Oct 2026 08:30:05
The left back from Chelsea to train today with us, hallelujah.

14 Oct 2026 11:11:17
Only 3 months late and we only have him until end of this season.

14 Oct 2026 12:25:50
He was finally unveiled yesterday after signing for Celtic 41 days
earlier.
We might not see the best of him until after the New Year due to his long absence from injury which makes it a strange signing.

Hopefully he makes a better impact than 28 year old Lotomba who has only played 17 minutes in all competitions.
That has been a poor return considering Johnston is injured and Scales has covered KT at left back instead.

14 Oct 2026 08:03:09
I saw a snippet where Everton owners are looking to possibly sell the club.
David Moyes contract is up at end of season.
I assume MON will call it a day at the end of this season so Moyes might be be the man to replace him. Thoughts on this anyone?

14 Oct 2026 08:27:56
It's a realistic possibility personally I'd want mckenna but with this board you just don't know.

14 Oct 2026 09:34:55
It'll be someone who conforms, wants to be our manager, in love with the club, a yes man, available and cheap.

14 Oct 2026 12:17:01
Moyes tactics would get football stopped.

14 Oct 2026 13:50:50
Moyes is exactly what the board wou@d want, he would qualify for CL eith his set up and win league but would b hard watch. def not b cheap.

14 Oct 2026 20:58:51
McKenna for me. His teams play nice football but would Desmond jnr want him.

15 Oct 2026 08:16:51
Knutsen from Bodo Glimt would be my first choice, give him the money to buy Patrik Berg.

13 Oct 2026 20:50:10
Watching Bayern v Viking. They're 2 nil down at halftime. All the possession but no end product. Bit like watching Celtic in a red strip.

14 Oct 2026 08:28:42
And a tiny club taking them the whole way and getting a point, puts us to shame.

13 Oct 2026 20:22:00
Anyone else note that we are operating within a very small pool of referees/ officials?

13 Oct 2026 18:33:02
I do not want to worry you guys but the loan signing from Chelsea Landon Emanalo
I am probably fitter than him a 72 year old with numerous health issues and our club are signing misfits like this.

13 Oct 2026 19:17:18
Saracchi and Taylor probably would have been less risky left back signings but it’s too early to describe an 18 year old as a misfit.

 


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