Celtic banter 4

05 Oct 2025 17:45:25
Accept that iwent early with regards to Maeda and I'm willing to put my hands up, but I could not have been the only one given his overall performance. We will see if this sparks any turn around from player, can't be that many away on international duty so never mind a week off get them on the training pitch and either work on the play or their fitness.

05 Oct 2025 18:26:02
Meada was the worse player on the park as he has been all season
Most people only care about stats.

05 Oct 2025 19:29:36
He should have been always playing on the left not the right, play Nygren on the right, use the new winger of the bench.

05 Oct 2025 16:45:16
Need a goal so he takes Kel off uses all his subs and Maeda still on the park . Time to go Rogers and take Kennedy and Strachan with you the whole place stinks from board to management team and plays.

05 Oct 2025 17:45:06
Maeda scored the winner👍.

05 Oct 2025 17:54:50
Drew he took big Kel off because a) he had taken a hard knock moments before and b) also the big man was blowing out his @rse

Maeda had a rubbish game but still got us the winner.

05 Oct 2025 18:42:10
It can’t be easy being asked to play three different positions in one game. Clearly Maeda prefers to be on the left.

05 Oct 2025 19:01:35
BbC Sport gave Maeda the highest performance score of our whole team.

Our defence now look shaky as our midfield are easy to play through. CM needs a break as does Hatate.

We need an injection of pace and power in midfield. Play Engels in the position he is best at and the reason we bought him. It us not rocket science.

Nygren brought the energy when he came on. Even ge plays in a different position.

We are a shadow of the team from last year and that alone is in our confidence.

I don't know what has happened but our players look flat.

Are they listening to and believing the nonsense in the media about them individually.

How do they overcome this.

Hearts are top but are not a great side but we are dithering and out out ideas.

Not sure Ange coming back would improve things, we had the right players, which he took in, to play his style, not sure we have them now.

I think BR is struggling to get these players to play forward with any confidence.

It's as if midfield don't trust our forwards and our defence don't trust our midfield.

We were once one of the best closing down teams in Europe but now we are open and slow.

05 Oct 2025 23:49:49
That was a big win and we need to progress quickly - midfield need to link and go forward (most of the time)

05 Oct 2025 16:24:33
Another blatant pull on the jersey it's okay boys play on no punishment, As for Rogers he can get the f*** how can be put subs on and leave Maeda on that park.

05 Oct 2025 16:57:08
Aye get that maeda aff.

05 Oct 2025 16:57:11
That's how he left Meada on, scored the winner.

05 Oct 2025 17:02:53
Worked didn't it😅😂.

05 Oct 2025 17:05:21
Why leave on the player who scored the winner. You went too early Drew 😃😃.

05 Oct 2025 17:08:00
Would that be the same Maeda that scored the winner?

05 Oct 2025 17:08:36
Que and Maeda scores the winner in extra time 🤫.

05 Oct 2025 17:16:35
Peaked too soon bhoys 😬 what a baw fae the man in the gloves btw.

05 Oct 2025 17:21:49
That's the first time this season some of this team actually broke sweat to try and win a game instead of passing it sideways all day, if we'd played with that intensity against the new gers we'd have thumped them.
Maybe the jambos winning yesterday was the boot up the jacksy rodgers needed to realise that that lot are now irrelevant in the league chase and we need to start trying to win games.

05 Oct 2025 15:57:11
Can't believe performance of Maeda. He is disinterested and a shadow of his former self. Comical defending for Motherwell goal. but I'm not laughing. we have visually regressed.

05 Oct 2025 16:53:23
He’s a great player! Hail HAIL!

05 Oct 2025 16:53:56
Great player! Hail HAIL.

05 Oct 2025 15:51:37
Surely we have someone that can hit a corner kick in this squad, McGowan rubbish, engels rubbish and nygren rubbish. I know we are rubbish at scoring from set plays but at least have someone who can put it in the danger area. If it's not beaten first man it's way over hit.

05 Oct 2025 17:08:28
Engels is usually good.

05 Oct 2025 15:49:10
Plainly obvious that we are refereed differently than anyone else, they can put the foot in and pull jerseys, yet when we go near them they can fall down and get everything the only person that gets even close to pass marks is Sarrachi wanting to go forward and has a bit of fight Ralston and Maeda are men down.

05 Oct 2025 15:08:18
Guys, a lot has beenade recently about Celtic Park being 'Tired'. I totally agree. A couple of million is required to at least get the face and Celtic Way back up to scratch. My point is this. Going to Blackpool in March for my birthday. I know it's a bit away but I like to plan. Stay with me. Blackpool away that day but Fleetwood town are at home. My plan is to go to their game v Tranmere Rovers then back for a comedy night. Fleetwood Town website puts us to shame! The visuals etc. We are so behind the curve it's unreal. Just saying. HH.

05 Oct 2025 14:18:04
Looks like more of the same again today. Riveting.

05 Oct 2025 13:10:27
What do we think of today's match? I'll go 1-1.

05 Oct 2025 13:27:43
I’m not that confident we will score and i never say that about the Hoops, right now i struggle to see where our goals are coming from.

05 Oct 2025 13:34:40
Got to be a win, surely!

05 Oct 2025 13:36:43
This should always be a home win - but the same could have been said about the last two games under normal circumstances.
The confidence has definitely drained from the players and even the support in some cases and the manager needs to address this before the pressure transfers from the Board to himself.
The fear factor of visiting Celtic Park has gone, partly due to our internal distractions and the fact we are struggling to score goals. I have no idea if there is a protest of sorts planned today, but the team needs all the encouragement it can get to get a good response. Meanwhile the manager needs to play the best team for the job with no place for under-performers and play them in their best positions.

05 Oct 2025 14:01:25
Oh God no, surely not another draw match. It’s got to be a win especially at paradise.

05 Oct 2025 14:30:58
3-0 we are due a performance and a decent win.

05 Oct 2025 14:44:01
I think he'll play RB to CB to CB to LB into midfield and back to the CB's and if that doesn't work he might switch it up and play lB to CB to CB to RB and into the midfield.

05 Oct 2025 12:51:31
Timalloys recycled jokes
As requested by ED007

I was in the Plaza Ballroom Glasgow when I first met Mrs T
I went up to her and said
"You are one in a million
So are your chances" she said

I asked her "what needs to happen to get a date with you"
She replied "for ME to totally abandon my standards and You to get major plastic surgery"
I replied so it is not a straight NO

Now some from my jokebook

I cannot believe they fired my from the Calendar factory all I did was take a day off
I have a few jokes about unemployed people but none of them work
I was addicted to the Hokey Cokey
but thankfully I turned myself around
I do not like people who take drugs
for example Airport Security
Two WIFI engineers got married, the wedding was nice, but the Reception was FANTASTIC

ED007 has requested I post lots more during the International break
You can thank HIM.

{Ed007's Note - Don't blame me!! 😮😲

05 Oct 2025 13:52:54
Good to see you on form Tim; you've inspired me!
Thought my wife drew her eyebrows too high - she looked amazed.
I noticed a frisbee getting bigger and bigger - and then it hit me.
Many people are shocked to fin out I;m a piss poor electrician.
I was banned from a secret cooking club - coz I spilled the beans.
Bought a gun from a T Rex - He was a small arms dealer.
A big book fell right on my head - I only have my shelf to blame.
A Freudian slip is when you say something and mean your mother.
Does anyone else think they White Boards are Remarkable?

OK OK I'll get ma coat. COYBIG.

05 Oct 2025 13:53:15
An electrician and his sweetheart, also an electrician got married and they got wired into each other.

05 Oct 2025 13:54:53
Two red corpuscles got married and they made love in dead Earnest.

05 Oct 2025 14:01:58
The biggest joke of them all are the Celtic Board.

05 Oct 2025 15:54:55
Plumber wanted a divorce, went home to his wife and it’s over flo 😬.

05 Oct 2025 17:10:59
Two fish in a tank and one fish says to the other fish"do you know how to drive this? "

Man walks into a bar and says "ouch"

How do you know ET is a Rangers fan? Because he looks like one.