Celtic Banter Archive March 09 2021

 

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09 Mar 2021 21:54:40
WOW Celtic as a club have grew a pair WELL DONE ( WEARE NOT HALF OF ANYTHING NOT OUR PROBLEM ONE CLUB SINCE 1888) Quality well done who ever you are that wrote it from Celtic FC.

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09 Mar 2021 21:57:39
But stop using his buses.

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09 Mar 2021 21:59:09
My only gripe is its too cryptic, they should just come out and say what we all know. They did not get 55, they are a new club and this is their first major trophy and it should be Lawwell who delivers it.

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10 Mar 2021 12:13:19
I think some one would have to be really thick or dose not have a clue about Scottish football to not get what Celtic are saying. I just wish they would press the SFA to make the same statement about them being a new club with one and only trophy.

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10 Mar 2021 12:17:16
If you buy match programmes, you will have noticed that in 2012 they stopped doing the “previous history” of the opposition. I took that as their way of avoiding saying new club. They also stopped using the offensive OF term at the same time.

Someone in the media team has probably been sacked for it this morning I reckon. Celtic aren’t brave enough to speak out.

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09 Mar 2021 20:36:58
The banter page for fans of Piers Morgan, the Moderator of the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland and the Union!

Rule Britannia 🎵 🎵🎵🎵.

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09 Mar 2021 19:48:58
Guys i would like us to hire piers morgan? . love him or loathe him. one thing you would get is him asking the questions of the establishment and not cowering away like our board and management team. comments?

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09 Mar 2021 20:05:29
Whit? He is part of the establishment. 🙈.

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09 Mar 2021 20:10:48
Did this just happen?

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09 Mar 2021 20:12:08
He disnae hawd back👍.

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09 Mar 2021 20:12:54
He was defending the fecking royals.

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09 Mar 2021 20:14:55
You on the gear?

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09 Mar 2021 20:31:59
hes a gerrard loving clown.

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09 Mar 2021 20:43:55
He fecked of during his show. 🏃‍♂️.

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09 Mar 2021 23:08:07
thanks for your responses lads. i will still go with someone who is not afraid to upset people, unlike our board who constantly say nothing. that mob have broke every rule in the book, 5 way agreement. 2 parties, ebts, lanarkshire referee syndicate, but if that is what you expect from the club then it is no surprise what happened this season. Peirce for press secretary.

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10 Mar 2021 10:19:27
Ped, a bit like oor players every game this season.

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09 Mar 2021 19:32:14


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09 Mar 2021 19:47:55
“ONE CLUB SINCE 1888”.

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09 Mar 2021 20:15:14
Season book renewals soon 👀.

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09 Mar 2021 20:46:34
The Celtic board would be better stopping using Douglas Parks feckn buses rather than merely reacting to his statement.

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09 Mar 2021 20:50:14
Spot on Welshy. They have always dodged the issue.

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09 Mar 2021 20:52:30
Parks has no shame and no class disgraceful trying to drag us in with his klan.

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09 Mar 2021 20:56:48
Both Celtic and Glasgow City Council have officially complained to Police Scotland. This is not going to go away anytime soon :)

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09 Mar 2021 21:56:32
Well done to who ever wrote it about time.

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09 Mar 2021 22:14:08
It's been mentioned on this site a few times, we should in no way, shape or form be using Parks of Hamilton coaches.

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10 Mar 2021 00:49:50
Spot on Welshy. All too little too late. If the club had any balls they would have challenged the continuity myth.

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10 Mar 2021 08:47:26
Guys i used to work for the parks motor group. got sacked because i wouldn't break the law. ironic. the buses that are used for football clubs are specially converted for that purpose. they have medical set up, a kitchen to cook food needed for speedy recovery. i would imagine there would be a long term contract for these buses, but it will run out eventually. why we do not buy our own bus is strange. ps stop buying his cars also.

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10 Mar 2021 09:33:54
robroy. i worked there to worst company ever slave labour company i walked out last year worst run place i have ever worked in. i herd when i was there we got those busses for free as it was good advertising for them. not sure about now because of what is going on. on to the car part as well things i have seen done to cars is shocking.

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09 Mar 2021 16:19:58
Good on big mogga sticking up for the club.

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09 Mar 2021 15:06:58
I'm sure JP, the Celtic SLO has already mentioned that fans can't get any refunds on this season's season ticket but supporters have 5 years to get a small refund on last season's season ticket which had about 4 home games remaining.
David Low from The Celtic Trust wants the club who made £25 million in the summer from season ticket sales, to offer Celtic season ticket holders Celtic shares as part of the "additional value" promise made earlier by the club.
David Low reckons the fans have only had £90 each in value from this season's virtual tickets.
I might be in the minority but I would rather the money went on the promise of buying players and get the league title back.
The club could give the fans entry into all the European qualifiers next season.

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09 Mar 2021 15:19:44
I think this is part of another campaign which is to put fans in control of Celtic.

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09 Mar 2021 16:12:20
And devalue Celtic shares if you are not aware I am not going to judge anyone but I wouldn't ask for a refund.

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09 Mar 2021 20:20:04
This has been done to death but I feel the club owe some sort of percentage refunds to people who choose to take them so many have been affected financially this season and it would be the gesture they deserve in return for their support in the 1st place. As for the Celtic trust been looking into this quite a bit as the newly formed Celtic shared want to back them. Love the theory behind the idea and if it has legs to gave a voice to the fans then I’m all for it.

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09 Mar 2021 13:57:10
Joachim Low has said he's leaving the Germany job after the Euros. He'll be our new number one target and top of the betting charts by teatime lol. HH.

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09 Mar 2021 14:33:55
Eff that his personal hygiene leaves a lot to be desired 🤣🤣.

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09 Mar 2021 14:34:00
Just watching N. S. C.V. update. She started talking about the events at the weekend but she couldn’t help herself and mention Celtic. Nothing to do with us, so why does she have to mention us

Hail Hail
Stay Safe 🍀🍀.

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09 Mar 2021 14:43:04
Whit? She's not doing herself any favours and I'm sure this will show come election time.

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09 Mar 2021 14:45:22
She's Gavin Rae in 'drag' and infatuated like the rest of them.

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09 Mar 2021 15:00:30
Ed commented on it earlier but the Cops did nothing on Sunday. Whether at Ibrox, George Square, Larkhall, Blantyre and the list goes on.

I've been told via a Police officer who was on duty on Sunday that they simply did not have the numbers to deal with the Neanderthals in Glasgow and Lanarkshire.

I hope the Scottish Government and the Police look at this and do something before we play them on the 21st or I'd be implementing our own security measures at Celtic Park to prevent the knuckledragers from doing further criminal damage.

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09 Mar 2021 16:18:38
Its being discussed by the fish and the police about the game against us . It took some amount of effort from all the other parties for her to even mention Sevco and then she had to mention us I wouldn't say she was a Sevie but I would say she is scared to say anything bad about them IMO And still nothing about the party 5.

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09 Mar 2021 17:25:09
To quote her husband "the more fronts she's got to fight the better". Her meltdown is imminent.

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09 Mar 2021 19:52:45
TonyBhoy I agree 100% she doesn't want to say anything to upset that lot, she's got Scottish Independence in her eyesight. And the deluded lot, who worship the queen and proudly raise the Union Jack, unfortunately can't see the bigger picture in Scotland. So she will try to butter them up any way she can, in hopes of a YES vote. Unfortunately this is met upon deaf ears. Be aswell just shipping them all down south. Haha the queen's eleven, they do make me laugh.

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09 Mar 2021 11:25:02
IF we appoint Maresca do we think he would be a good choice for going forward? Held in high regard but huge step for his first managers job.

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09 Mar 2021 11:46:51
Can't see it myself tbh.

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09 Mar 2021 12:12:22
Apparently Aberdeen want him too.

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09 Mar 2021 15:43:08
Ittl be a dream team of big john Hughes and jim Goodwin for us.

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09 Mar 2021 16:20:02
I think most would be better than Lennedy for the past 2 years.

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09 Mar 2021 16:46:31
To be fair, Frimpong left the Man City youth setup and practically walked straight into our first team so although it's not Aguero and DeBruyne, he'll be working with some serious talent.

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09 Mar 2021 16:21:00
I'd take that over what we have now.

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09 Mar 2021 09:40:30
I've looked at the statistics involving a few goalkeepers due to the speculation that Celtic are looking at Hibs keeper Marciano.
Marciano is no better than Bain.
But I think Dundee Utd Siegrist could be the answer to our problems.
Barkas and Bain have only had 47 saves between them in 27 league games this season.
Compare that to Siegrist who's had 41 saves in his last 6 league games.
Marciano has had 67 league saves this season compared to 120 from Siegrist.
I believe Dundee Utd would be fighting a relegation battle if it wasn't for their keeper.

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09 Mar 2021 09:44:05
As you're Buzz aware I mentioned Siegrist on Sunday.
The way things are going we'll need a new No.1 and back keepers for next season.

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09 Mar 2021 10:16:39
I'd be more interested in save percentage. he has made far more save due to the fact he faces far more shots. I'd assume this is the same if you compared man City goalkeeper to Sheffield utd.

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09 Mar 2021 10:38:02
The Dundee Utd keeper has a 78% save rate in the league.
Marciano has 73%.
Bain 72%
Barkas has a shocking 62%
Hazard of Celtic actually has a 92% save rate in only 5 league games.
McGregor has an 86% save rate in league games but that drops to 70% when European games are added.

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09 Mar 2021 11:08:46
Buzz - I try not to judge SPL keepers against Celtic or Sevco as they always raise their game.

I do look at performances when I can when they play against their own level in terms of opposition. Now recently Dundee Utd lost by 5 or 6 goals against St Mirren who are not remotely prolific - did anyone see how Siegrist performed in that game?

Barkas may well come good if he gets another chance or if he even wants one but I feel that no SPL player at a present is worth considering for Celtic as there is no improvement in what we have at the club.

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09 Mar 2021 11:15:52
Buzz utd are mince and constantly under pressure, every save on Sunday he should have made, contrast that with bain he had one save of note and made an arse of it and got lucky. I'd give marshal a 2 year deal he's 35 but imo still very good just look at sevcos keeper. I think we should have signed him last year and saved the 5 mill.

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09 Mar 2021 11:52:28
Buzz I would take the two of them👍.

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09 Mar 2021 11:55:10
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Siegrist only made ONE save against St. Mirren and conceded 5 goals.
Recently against Livingston he made 9 saves.
Against Sevco he made 7 saves and then on Sunday he made 12 saves.

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09 Mar 2021 12:18:24
Marshall is a very good shout.

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09 Mar 2021 13:47:13
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I’ve just noticed that Siegrist never played against St. Mirren when his replacement keeper only made one save.
It’s the only game he’s missed since November.
It probably shows how much Dundee Utd have depended on him this season.

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09 Mar 2021 13:54:28
Poor keeper will probably never recover with them stats Buzz 😂😂.

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09 Mar 2021 16:27:52
Bring Back Packie Bonner and he'll do a better job than what we have, all we have to do is match his pension.

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09 Mar 2021 17:45:06
I know the majority were against it, be we should have signed Joe Hart at the beginning of the season.

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09 Mar 2021 21:41:10
RJ Joe Hart would have been a good signing in my opinion.

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08 Mar 2021 23:59:53
Robbie Keane spotted suit buying up the posh end of town. When asked he explained he's been waiting at the burger van on transfer deadline day long enough.

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