Celtic Banter Archive July 01 2020

01 Jul 2020 21:22:11
Twitter is a weird fecking place. Just been informed that Celtic are a smaller club than Leicester because they won the EPL and we were relegated from THE ENGLISH CHAMPIONSHIP.

01 Jul 2020 18:20:02
Report just out j d sports spokesman says deal with celtic should put a stop to massive shoplifting problem.

01 Jul 2020 19:10:02
Brilliant Shuggie.
Funny you should say that because the Sports Direct shop in Glasgow seen a decline in theft a few years ago. 😂.

01 Jul 2020 21:02:29
Sevconians have no where left to shop😅😅 it's a hoot.

01 Jul 2020 22:05:17
mally mate doon the barras for cheap fake knock offs.

01 Jul 2020 15:20:38
Just saw a piss take of the Rangers cringeworthy amateurish vid to punt merchandise. I don't know how to post it so could you Ed whenever you see it. Its qualty. The Banter years roll on.

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— Tam Sellics son (@TamsellicsonIII) July 1, 2020

01 Jul 2020 18:33:20
Seen that on twitter! Belter so it is! The actual video is hilarious! Souness watty Smith are on it because they haven’t got any footage of the new co winning trophies! It’s cringeworthy stuff honestly! The best part was seeing tavenier front it. so we know for definitely he’ll be there to help us towards number 10 😂😂😂😂😂.

01 Jul 2020 20:03:57
Cheers Ed. 😂👍.

{Ed007's Note - No worries, Pud mate 👍

01 Jul 2020 12:05:40
Bit perplexed by Forster situation! He is showing loyalty to a manager and club that didn’t show faith in him and snubbing a club that he is adore and respected. I know he may want to prove he can make it in the premier league!

01 Jul 2020 13:10:14
Southampton are too quick to drop their best players after a couple of bad games. Forster injury set him back, but McCarthy and Gunn are not a patch on Forster. Bit of a gamble by Forster because if it doesn't work out he could be facing another spell out in the cold.

01 Jul 2020 13:50:46
He moved from Celtic originally to play in the EPL and get into the England squad and although he did us a great turn last season and we would be delighted to see him return, he feels differently.
No hard feelings and good luck. Now we must concentrate on the right man to help our continued domination.

01 Jul 2020 14:32:07
I think he is looking to be in English squad for euros.

01 Jul 2020 14:39:25
Good shout Kev.
If he becomes Soton number 1 he will have a good chance.

01 Jul 2020 15:01:17
I really hope we don't get Marshall, he was good in his day but now no chance. Hart maybe struggling but I think he is twice the keeper than Marshall. unless Forster chances his mind.

01 Jul 2020 15:02:29
What’s the feeling about David Marshall.

01 Jul 2020 15:30:35
Hes not twice the keeper if he keeps up his recent form.
Neither inspired much excitement in me.

01 Jul 2020 16:17:14
Personally I think club already have someone lined up that has not been mentioned. I can't see club cutting corners by making wrong signing when we are in home straight for 10iar.

01 Jul 2020 16:53:45
I’m gutted we aren’t getting Forster back, he seemed to click in a Celtic shirt. How many pens did he save last year, he was excellent for us . I’m sure after letting Gordon go lennie must have thought he had him tied up or at least has another keeper tied up.
Were we not recently linked with a Greek keeper?
The Copenhagen keeper was excellent against us in both legs as well.

01 Jul 2020 17:34:31
I really like the FC Copenhagen goalkeeper, thought he was an outstanding keeper.

01 Jul 2020 17:25:25
Fraser won't get in the English squad if he is on the bench he would have been better staying here and showcasing his talents in Europe then he would have made the England squad or atleast had a better chance to do so.

01 Jul 2020 19:41:42
Not a chance he would have made squad playing up here. To many English keeper playing in EPL now compared to last time.

01 Jul 2020 10:46:16
although l want him to stay I don't understand why Southampton would even think about selling or loaning out FF to anyone after his performances at Celtic.

01 Jul 2020 10:56:12
Looks more likely their not anymore.

01 Jul 2020 09:22:43
A goalie needed but not hart we need someone who is ready trusted and willing to play for celtic Southampton will want big money as foster done amazing he is worth it I hope we can bring him back as he is solid and good for a 5 seasons he is the no1 Jersey and first name on the team sheet I hope lennon can bring him back home fans love him as he loves us we should dig deep for him.

01 Jul 2020 00:35:59
Foster 4 year deal confirmed!

01 Jul 2020 02:56:45
Where you hear this, mate?

01 Jul 2020 06:19:20
That was a fake site that it was on.

01 Jul 2020 06:20:40
No he hasn't mate, that was a fake twitter page that announced it.

01 Jul 2020 06:31:18
I think I fell for the same tweet Delbhoy. One of my mates shared it in a group chat but somebody has been using photoshop by the looks of things.

01 Jul 2020 07:36:55
By who?

01 Jul 2020 07:41:37
Think that was a fake Del. I got caught out as well.

01 Jul 2020 08:10:06
How weird to sit and make a fake Twitter account.

01 Jul 2020 08:59:03
Some baw bag on twitter set it up! Wish it was true but unfortunately a hoax!

01 Jul 2020 10:57:58
Seen it late last nite after a few beverages. Looked legit at the time . Woke up with a bang this morning! After the retail deal with jd and the moi loan? Suppose it was to good to be true 😔 on to the next target.