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25 Mar 2017 02:01:21
Jesus weeped is my ramble post Al there is troops 😘 feeling a bit exposed hahaha must b a quiet week hh.

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25 Mar 2017 10:04:53
It's worse than a quiet week, it's international week. Boring as hell.

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25 Mar 2017 11:17:43
A wish they would just do away wae international fitba it is pure pish. Hardly anyone cares.

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22 Mar 2017 03:09:17
Ryan gauld?! How does that fit with us Bhoys and ghirls? HH x.

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22 Mar 2017 08:03:02
Have we been linked with him? He chose to go to abroad because he thinks the style will be best for him and his development. It would be a bit of a failed exercise to return to Scotland without having even established himself in the Sporting first team. I'm sure he's got one of those ridiculous Portuguese buy-out clauses as well.

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22 Mar 2017 10:04:51
You heard something shandy?

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22 Mar 2017 10:57:15
No not heard anything just seen him in the paper the other day and got me thinking he could be worth a shot hh.

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22 Mar 2017 13:04:43
I'd definitely take him.

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22 Mar 2017 14:46:34
Amazing what a few hours do lol since the origional post and first 2 answers? The same question has appeared on their page 😂😂😂.

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23 Mar 2017 01:42:34
Lol really delbhoy something else they couldn't afford him deluded is an understatement for them 😁 HH what about Lee Wallace tonight what a player he is haha.

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23 Mar 2017 10:07:53
Yip shandy bhoy. 3 hours after your origional post, same question popped up on theirs 😂😂😂😂 n they say we are obsessed? Can they not think for themselves? As for the phantom disagree? How can you disagree with a fact 🤔🤔🤔.

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24 Mar 2017 01:59:02
Sevco have been doing it for years HH my brother 💚.

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21 Mar 2017 19:27:23
Anno ed loves keane but just seen his press conference outstanding keano think he might be softening.

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21 Mar 2017
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, Sevco Emergency AGM Menu

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21 Mar 2017 10:44:08
I don't get to see much of the youth games at the moment is anyone able to tell me how PJ Crossan has done since his move from Dunfermline.

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21 Mar 2017 18:20:08
Ah the phantom dislike, too thick or spineless to type.

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21 Mar 2017 18:24:23
The elusive and prolific disliker strikes again 😂.

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21 Mar 2017 18:57:24
He probably argues with himself in the mirror. Gets himself right worked up every morning before he has his bowl of coco pops.

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21 Mar 2017 19:37:12
Looks ok . but aitchison looks the better prospect at the moment captain of u17 Scots scored two last week and his work rate and energy is impressive alongside his skills. (. the Scots game is live on you tube on wednesday ) .5 young celts played in first two games.

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21 Mar 2017 21:06:44
Thanks appreciate that DRB. Excellent hopefully i will remember to watch that. I see Michael Johnstone has been called up to the 19s squad that's good news.

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22 Mar 2017 10:05:08
i know who the phantom doughnut is. i reckon the same guy that posts on this page but has never posted on the other forum. gives them something to do between court cases lads.

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22 Mar 2017 15:04:57
Reckon he must have a right arm like Popeye.

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22 Mar 2017 19:29:48
Its obvious who it is. Look at timalloy's thread on referees getting banned and incidentally the anti dembele responses from 2 imposters. They obviously liking own status lol.

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22 Mar 2017 22:48:08
@dn3 - getting a wee bit precious regarding disagrees? If I've got an opinion on something I'm never shy in posting. As for Timalloy's thread he's had 10 disagrees, that means some of you have agreed with 2 Huns! Who's the traitors?

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23 Mar 2017 12:48:27
UJ I would say it is would be the same two disagreers trolling about the site trying to increase their numbers lol.

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23 Mar 2017 20:07:00
@coloradobhoy - or 8 off you think he's talking Tom Kite and rather than post your opinion you hit disagree and blame it on the Huns?

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23 Mar 2017 23:07:53
@union jack its probably you trying to deflect attention.

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24 Mar 2017 09:05:33
I will leave it up to people such as yourself UJ posting on the champions site 😜 You are just too funny with your posts! Keep up the good work making everyone laugh.

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24 Mar 2017 14:03:45
@coloradobhoy - thanks for the compliment, somebody has to be the voice of reason on here 😉.

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21 Mar 2017 02:34:26
Watching the interviews after the game. I was very impressed by how articulate Armstrong was. Quite a contrast to Broony.

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21 Mar 2017 10:11:04
Aye he's nae biff Ferguson that's for sure.

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21 Mar 2017 11:26:08
He's always very measured and well spoken in his interviews and never gives them a headline. Hopefully he gets his start against Slovenia at the weekend.

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21 Mar 2017 11:44:51
Really hope he has a long and successful career in the hoops as he is turning into a top young player and as you say very intelligent and calm in front of a camera and never takes the bait of a leading question when they are 'fishing'.

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21 Mar 2017 12:04:33
Think he has a degree in law so he's a good block on his shoulders.

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20 Mar 2017 16:16:23
After FIFA banned a referee for falsely giving a penalty, 5000 Scottish referees are scared they may be banned also.

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21 Mar 2017 10:56:16
Big dimbele might get the ban he rightfully deserves.

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21 Mar 2017 11:02:16
Haha! Ban the big man for the rest of the season and we'll still win the treble lol! And it's laughable when your mob has a striker with the same number of cards as he's got. You don't half brighten up a rotten day.

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21 Mar 2017 11:21:12
Banned for what cee or is it just wishful thinking. mind the gap HH.

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21 Mar 2017 12:17:32
Cee your club should of got ban they deserve #pay your taxes like everyone else.

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21 Mar 2017 12:33:44
Fact is, Cee is scared of Dembele destroying his tribute act of a team again!
Maybe he needs to look closer to home at his beloved cheats and divers.

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21 Mar 2017 15:20:30
@coloradobhoy - hardly scared when Dembele is firing more blanks than a castrated bull!
It's Celtic fans who have the FEAR:-
For Ever Always Rangers!

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21 Mar 2017 16:22:12
For Ever Always Republicans?! Could be right UJ.

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21 Mar 2017 18:14:15
@union sack did Dembele nit rip yous apart in 5-1. Oh forgot yous have got kenny zimmerframe up front. Loves your club that much that he jumped at chance to pull on the green and white hoops.

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21 Mar 2017 19:33:30
Uj more blanks than waggy or wee gurner last a looked the big mans on 33 gials prob more than wee gurner and jenny have put together mind the gap.

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21 Mar 2017 20:49:41
@dn3 - when you bring up a game from September 2016 as his highlight of the season then you confirm how poor he is currently playing.
As for KM he always seems to return to his first love. Celtic were just a naughty bit on the side!

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21 Mar 2017 21:28:12
Union jack, you take clutching at straws to new levels.
I'll happily settle for Dembele going a whole 2 games without a goal, his 33 goals up till then have done more than enough damage to be going on with.
I think you should be more concerned about the dross at your own club, you haven't got one single player that I would want for our team, you would even struggle to get any of them into our second team.

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21 Mar 2017 22:13:31
@union sack no your right. A hat trick against the newest club in scotland doesn't really count. Scoring against top teams in europe (something your club has never done) like Man City and Borussia Monchengladbach just shows the class Dembele has.

33 points ahead of yous. Treble is in bag. Here we go at least 15 in a row.

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21 Mar 2017 22:47:31
Dn i still can't see them.

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22 Mar 2017 10:02:49
Union Jack, on a Celtic site saying forever and always rangers! 😂😂 brilliant! And bringing up a game from 2016 and how poor he's currently playing!

I'm sure the big man has scored 12 goals in the last 5 weeks! lol. if that's poor I'd love to know what miller, waghorn, garner and dodoo combined total is in the same period! Come union enlighten us! 🙊😜😜.

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22 Mar 2017 10:07:36
im kinda glad we drew our last game tbh, as honking as we were i can't see a repeat of that performance again.

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22 Mar 2017 15:31:47
@lh96 - 9 goals combined in the ' worst Rangers team ever '
Doesn't get away from the fact Dembele couldn't hit Leigh Griffiths forehead with a banjo at this very moment. How's his call up to the French squad going to add another couple of zeros to his Dembele Dollar value?

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22 Mar 2017 15:41:31
33 goals is firing blanks? aye right mate keep taking the tablets, next you will be saying larsson only got a couple in his time here!

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22 Mar 2017 16:18:32
now they're the worse rangers team of all time! Well since you started up 5 years ago anyway! Lol. how many goals combined has your 4 strikers scored in the last 5 weeks again, im sure you said 9 🙊😂.

dembele has scored more in one half than kenny RRM miller has managed this year! That must make miller one of the worse rangers players of all time eh? Lol. and how's his France call up coming!

He's only got strikers from arsenal athletico Madrid borussia Dortmund and Man Utd in front him, wee diddy teams them aren't they! lol. many of your whole 'strike force' are away on international duty this week then? 🙈😂.

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22 Mar 2017 19:49:49
@jb67 - never scored as many as Boyd!

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22 Mar 2017 19:50:12
@lh86 - I was being sarcastic regarding 'worst' team - I had to sit through the Super Ally years.

P.S. Giroud? £9.6 million and the £50 million Dembele Dollar Man can't oust that donkey from the national side!

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22 Mar 2017 19:35:10
@union jack, or 9 goals scored combined against "new tenants at ibrokes who actually pay tax".

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22 Mar 2017 20:59:44
How a sevco fan can call any striker from another team a donkey when they made a song up about one who had more bookings than goals at that time is the funniest thing I've heard all year!

And talking of strikers who are donkeys, I noticed you never answered about how many of your strikers are on international duty this week? your a good one for making statements then passing it off as sarcasm.

The bottom line is you would do anything to have a striker like moussa in your team, who is worth more than your whole club! And it troubles you and your fellow tribute act followers that we snapped up this bhoy for less than half of what you payed for joey garner! lol, who by the way I heard zidane say would have a long and successful international career ahead of him!

No wait a minute that was big moussa he was speaking about! But hey what does zidane know about being a player eh 😜😂.

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22 Mar 2017 22:41:35
@lh96 - he's worth more than the current Rangers squad? And yet he had to resort to cheating in his last couple of games to try and win penalties as he has went right of the boil.

P.S. there is a big difference being a player than actually spotting one / nurturing / developing talent.

P.P.S. it doesn't trouble me, I consider it a good bit of business to get a player at that price considering Spurs had offered £5-6 million for him 6 months earlier.

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23 Mar 2017 09:42:33
Uj what's with the obsession with moussa nearly every modern day striker goes down easily my god your mob should know that. but because your struggling to find fault with his play you use diving to slag the bhoy HH.

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23 Mar 2017 09:34:02
i knew you were going to say that about boyd, he's played about 13 more years in scotland than henrik did.

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23 Mar 2017 09:49:48
See there you go again with right off the boil! When if you look at the last 5 weeks he's scored 12 goals and is part of a team who are still unbeaten this season! And I never said worth more than your current squad I said worth more than your whole club! Lol.

And P.S I think I'll take zidane's opinion on a player than a sevco fan's any day of the week!

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23 Mar 2017 10:26:09
242 goals in 7 seasons uj played with the biggest and best team in scotland not a financially doped one. Won the CL with Barcelona and had man u begging him to stay longer please don't use boyds name in the same sentence as king Henrik HH.

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20 Mar 2017 15:33:33
Afternoon Ed,

JimTim and JB67 were looking for a "report card" on the lad Riley McGree mate

Family there say he is "handy" but nowhere near the level Rogic is said he started as a 10 moved to the wing and now playing as a holding and that is where he is earning plaudits really surprised at his inclusion in the Oz squad and played nowhere near enough football to merit a move to Celtic

Would benefit from at least another season in Oz. Hope that helps bhoys (y)

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20 Mar 2017 15:56:25
Thanks Jamie 👍. I suspected he would be one to watch. Somewhat ignorantly, but confidently, I knew he wasn't going to be a player for now.

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20 Mar 2017 14:49:27
Afternoon lads, which would you prefer? Sticking with same team after we win the league to try and go season unbeaten or play players that haven't been playing or youngsters to see if they have it for next season?

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20 Mar 2017 15:23:51
Give youngsters a chance. When else would we get a better opportunity. Rotate the squad so that the 'first team' are geared up for cup ties, but use youth to fill in the gaps.

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20 Mar 2017 15:45:58
It's a difficult one that as the players who have put us in this position will want to see it out. I'd be happy with that but would love to see some of our youngsters get a good 25-30 mins end of each game. Once the league is won and the pressure isn't as intense it will be a good environment for them to play in.

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20 Mar 2017 17:59:14
I think that youngsters should only get a place in the first team if they are good enough.
After the split we will have away matches at Ibrox and Pittodrie, I wouldn't want to give any of those sides a cause for optimism before next season.

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20 Mar 2017 18:29:21
I would give izzy, ralston, calvin miller, Henderson, GMS, eboue, aitchinson all a run out once the league is wrapped up but wouldn't drop to many at the same time maybe easev 3 or 4 in at a time.

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20 Mar 2017 18:39:22
I agree. Great to go unbeaten but if we are ever going to develope young plsyers we need to put them on the pitch. Best for the club but somehow i dint think we will see that.

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20 Mar 2017 18:48:20
Ddv Gamboa boyata simunovic izzy bitton kouassi McGregor Roberts griff gms team after we wrap up the league apart from ipox players need a break early clq keep employees fresh hh.

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20 Mar 2017 19:50:07
Maybe Toure in for simunovic.

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20 Mar 2017 21:58:53
Could not give a flying feck about going unbeaten.
Get the youth in and get them game time.
Building for the future is more important to me.

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20 Mar 2017 22:12:04
Realistically we should be able to do both. It would be daft to change almost a whole team but putting in 3, 4 even 5 of the fringe players would still give us a strong XI on the park who should be able to take at least a draw from any team domestically.

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20 Mar 2017 22:50:23
Break in youngsters but limited numbers. Have to remember that a lot of fans want to see the real team on the park and that means established names (they pay the money)

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21 Mar 2017 10:36:47
Ddv Gamboa boyata Toure izzy bitton kouassi McGregor Roberts griff gms think that's a team that could stay unbeaten under brendan plus I think it's established give or take maybe 1 or 2.

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21 Mar 2017 22:15:36
Cant see GMS playing again unless in an emergency.

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20 Mar 2017 05:35:32
It's hard to be too critical of the players given the season were having but some players performance's have been way off the boil the past few weeks especially the two main front players dembele and Sinclair. Both have been outstanding this season but maybe a wee rest or rotation is needed. maybe this international break will do them both good but I'd like to see wee Griffith's getting more game time. I know he's been criticized by Rodgers and he's been injured but this guy scored a barrell load of goals last season and for me deserves more game time. unless of course his attitude beging the scenes isn't good but reports recently suggest he's taken the criticism on the chin and in a positive way.

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20 Mar 2017 08:17:27
Agree about griff garry def deserves mire time moussa last few games has looked jaded as has sinclair but a think we're missing that wee bit of creativity in the last third and hopefully rogic stays fit till the enf of tbe season.

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20 Mar 2017 09:39:02
Said as much in the live-chat yesterday. They all have had exceptional seasons with guys like Lustig, Brown, Tierney and Armstrong consistently solid, while Forrest and Gordon have gone up a notch or two in many of the games with Simunovic and Boyata showing great potential.
Sinclair and Dembele have put us where we are today with their goals and creativity where Rogic and Roberts have similarly their part when they have been available.
The break comes at a good time to rest and recharge - apart from maybe those involved at international level?

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20 Mar 2017 10:05:03
Mallythetally, definitely agree with lack of creativity in the last third. Hopefully rogic will be back after the international break, definitely brings more to the team with him in it. As for Griffith's, like i said just think if he's fully fit then there needs to be game time made available to him, especially when the likes of Sinclair and dembele look jaded in games.

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20 Mar 2017 10:57:28
And the thing is griff will be really fresh and hungry so no brainer for me.

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20 Mar 2017 12:24:30
What about this team for the semi.


Sviatchencko Boyata Simunovic

Forrest Brown Armstrong Tierney

Roberts Dembele/ Griffiths Sinclair

What's your thoughts guys?

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20 Mar 2017 12:49:05
Can't see Rodgers playing without a recognised right back wether it's lustig or gamboa. Hopefully rogic will be back for it and going on how things have gone this season i think dembele and Sinclair will play with Griffith's on the bench again. personally I'd play Roberts before Forrest, i know Roberts will likely be going back to man city but at this moment he's still a Celtic player and has been for the last year and a half. forrest has had a great season compared to previous seasons but i must admit i prefer wee Roberts on the wing.

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20 Mar 2017 13:33:06
This would be my 11 if Rogic is available.


Lustig Boyata Simunovic Tierney

Roberts Brown Rogic Armstrong Sinclair


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20 Mar 2017 14:45:21
That would do for me stan.

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21 Mar 2017 18:17:13
Sviatchenko is far too much of a liability. Has no control over back post and there seems to be distinct lack of communication with Lustig.

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