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24 May 2018 19:54:57
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24 May 2018 17:51:47
Looks like the lunatics have taken over the asylum.

As you all know, the sevco board love a wee statement and this one is announcing that Celtic fans will be getting less tickets as of next season.

During this season loads of teddy bears have been greeting because they can't handle getting pumped on their own patch, while they look on with envy at our celebrations.

As a result they started a campaign to have us banned from Ibrox and it looks like they got their wish and their board have co-towed to them.

However, if they had been a bit smarter they may have taken Rodgers' advice on board, when he told them to be careful of what you wish for.

The reason I say that is because now more of them will have to watch their team get pumped by us and they will still have to endure watching us party.

They really are a bunch of silly billys.

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24 May 2018 19:20:01
They need all the money they can get to try and close the gap on Aberdeen.

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24 May 2018 19:30:46
Can they sell 54,000 season tickets to take up the short fall?

Paul Murray ( accountant ) and Robertson recently said they could afford the loss 🙈

Dodgy Dave looking for money up front! I wonder why 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

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24 May 2018 19:35:11
Let's hope we reduce there allocation in return.

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24 May 2018 19:37:59
Atleast now we are doing the same and more Tims will get to see us annihilate them at CP. The club released a statement saying they would do so not long after the Zombie statement. If it was up to me they would never set foot in our stadium again.

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24 May 2018 19:48:16
I posted a few weeks back I had put myself on the waiting list. Now after this bizarre statement from them I probably can't fail in getting one now. I know the club sells non Sevco game season tickets but I can't see many taking that up.
This seems pretty desperate by the Orcs. Selling many more season books than you could previously cater for screams how absolutely skint they are. On the plus side of course, no more hordes of hun smashing up large areas of our stadium.
Fair play also to Celtic FC who took very little time to respond to their threat.
Hopefully I'll be sitting in my own seat when we lift the 10th league trophy in a row!

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24 May 2018 17:51:01
Great time to be a Tim, Eboue, Johnstone, Benyu, Miller, (Hazard? ) K Dembele, Mazis, and more, all in our reserve/ youth!

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24 May 2018 12:32:42
Has the new pitch started to be laid ed?

{Ed007's Note - Yes.


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24 May 2018 13:38:36
Does anyone know if we’ll need to play the early qualifiers elsewhere?

{Ed007's Note - We'll play the qualifiers at Celtic Park.}

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24 May 2018 13:38:51
Good stuff. I can feel another invincibles season coming, our home form hasn't been the best this year, hopefully this new pitch makes the difference.

{Ed007's Note -Are you sure it's not heartburn? ;)

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24 May 2018 14:59:54
Haha heartburn is no laughing matter, a get that so bad that even water hurts sometimes.

{Ed007's Note - That's what happens when you drink 12 litres of Frosty Jack a day mate.}

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24 May 2018 17:38:58
Rinitadine is the cure Stephboy!

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24 May 2018 17:53:28
A wee half teaspoon of bicarbonate of soda mixed with warm water does the trick. Just make sure you are standing near the missus when you do a massive burp.

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24 May 2018 17:02:57
No Ed it's the GRASS 😝😝👍.

{Ed007's Note - Well that or the astroturf....

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24 May 2018 10:40:08
How many loan players can any one club have Ed? The more I read on the debacle that's occurring the more I think this is all going end in tears and bankruptcy!

{Ed007's Note - There's no limit on international loans.}

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24 May 2018 14:41:24
International loanees for the The Rangers International Football Club. just as well.

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24 May 2018 15:15:04
ED007 are players loaned from England classed as "international"?

{Ed007's Note - Of course they are, it's a different country and governed by a different FA.}

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24 May 2018 16:34:35
Think only 3 can be in a match day squad?

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24 May 2018 17:19:06
Officially they will now be known as 'The Loan Rangers'! What?

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24 May 2018 17:21:07
That must be the plan, Gerard probably knows of the best young talent in England, and he will try to fill the team with the best of them, that are available on loan for the least money, is it going to be another case of underestimating Scottish football?

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24 May 2018 08:40:09
I was looking on the website to buy last seasons home shirt (mainly because I refuse to pay 60 odd quid for a new one) and I see there is an 'elite' version. Could anyone tell me what the difference is?

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24 May 2018 08:52:05
The elite version is the one the players wear, the normal one is a replica. Apart from that, about £40.

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24 May 2018 11:02:50
The elite has more lycra so is more figure hugging than the regular one.

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24 May 2018 13:58:40
Cheers Bhoys.

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24 May 2018 16:43:07
Nae good if you've got man tits, speaking from experience 😤😤.

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Review Of The Day 24th May 2018

24 May 2018 07:09:16
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 24th May 2018

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23 May 2018 18:34:01
I wonder if Celtic have been watching Harry Cochrane? 17 years old, starting for hearts, making a name for himself, obviously got a lot of potential. One of the better young players in the league.

{Ed007's Note - Cochrane's from Larkhall and proper staunch - there's no way he would sign for us and his family would never allow it.}

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23 May 2018 19:43:19
Summed up my speculation in a Oner ED!

{Ed007's Note - :-D

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23 May 2018 19:57:40
I think if we continue to bring through and develop guys like KT, Callum McGregor, Calvin Miller, Aitchieson and young Johnston, added to the other young potential we have acquired, we will be just fine.
I know it was a testimonial, but I thought Miller and Johnston were very impressive, with the winger even showing shades of Paddy Roberts.

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23 May 2018 23:19:53
Hes definitely got lots of potential but he’d never realise it if we signed him because he wouldn’t get anywhere near our team.

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24 May 2018 13:04:03
Better aff watching Eddie Cochrane.

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23 May 2018 18:30:53
I have marked what players I think we should sell and loan out, along with the other squad members.

Craig Gordon
Scott Bain
Dorus de Vries
Conor Hazard (Loan Out)

Mikael Lustig
Anthony Ralston (Loan Out)
Cristian Gamboa (Sell)

Kieran Tierney
Calvin Miller

Jack Hendry
Jozo Šimunovic
Nir Bitton (Sell)
Dedryck Boyata
Marvin Compper (Sell)
Kristoffer Ajer
Erik Sviatchenko (Sell)

Scott Brown
Stuart Armstrong (Sell if he won't sign new contract)
Callum McGregor
Olivier Ntcham
Eboue Kouassi
Scott Allan (Sell)

James Forrest
Mickey Johnston

Scott Sinclair
Lewis Morgan
Jonny Hayes (Sell)
Kundai Benyu (Loan Out)

Tom Rogic
Ryan Christie

Nadir Ciftci (Sell)
Leigh Griffiths
Moussa Dembélé
Odsonne Édouard (assumed we sign him)

Looking at remaining players I don't think we need that many signings.

Would get Right Back to challenge Lustig and loan Ralston out for another season. Would sell a few of our Centre Backs and buy someone who is going to be a first team regular. Would like to get cover at Left Back as I don't see Calvin Miller as a fullback. You could possibly make a case for a Right Winger if Mickey Johnston is not ready.

Other than that I would not sign anyone else unless one of the players I did not mark for loan or sale, was sold. In that case we would need a replacement.

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24 May 2018 12:12:07
I agree with most of your comments, however I think to hit the next level we need a Rb, Rw in the summer. If we had same threat down the right as we do with kt it would help us alot. We struggled for goals this year and I think a new rb would help. Also we only have forest and sinky on wings and we've lost musonda and paddy - 2 wingers and a rb and id be happy. Cm we are fine (if Armstrong stays) cb im happy to go to ajer jozo boyata hendry.

Biggest signing of summer is rogic. If we can keep moussa, Armstrong and edouard then we don't need many signings.

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24 May 2018 13:05:12
Four isn’t many, but we need four.

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23 May 2018
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, Skrtel negotiations break down

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23 May 2018 10:14:55
David bowie song rebel rebel turned to treble treble for us next season.

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24 May 2018 13:15:48
Treble Treble, You know it’s right
We’re the Bhoys in Green and White
We out-sing you every time
And you know we’re going to better 9

We are The Celtic,
we’re going to do the 10
We are the Celtic
We’ll break your hearts again
We are the Celtic, Just watch us go
Oh the Celts, we love you so.

Repeat and fade

I’ll get my coat. :)

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