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21 Mar 2020 21:29:56
Here's one for you.

Paddy and Mick get recruited by the army to secure the streets during the pandemic lockdown. The Sergeant Major gives them the instruction to shoot on sight, anyone found on the streets after 6pm. They are up in the watch tower on duty and see a fella walking down the street.

Paddy takes aim with the sniper rifle and 'BANG' takes the fella out with one shot. Mick turns to Paddy screaming and pointing at his watch "sake Paddy it's only 5.45. The Sergeant Major will have you for this". Paddy turns back to Mick and says "Would you ever relax Mick. I know that fella and he would never have made it home on time! "

Not trying to make light of it folks as it is serious stuff. However, it's important we all try to remain positive.

Stay safe everyone and I wish you all continued good health.

God bless.

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22 Mar 2020 08:21:05
lol - cracker mate.
our sense of humour is the best weapon we have. Glaswegians are especially famous for it.
That said, I posted this one on facebook and I could not believe some of the people (small minority) who reacted as if I was the devil incarnate.

"Feeling very proud of myself. I did a massive shop earlier as there was a big delivery in . Bought loo roll, pasta, bread, Soup, hand gels the lot . My trolley was absolutely rammed full.

Then I saw this old man behind me with only two things .

He looked sad and said “I’ve only managed to get a box of Kleenex and a bag of nuts everything else is gone “😞 .

I felt terrible . Here I am with all this stuff waiting in line and this poor old man had very little.

So I did the right thing and said to him “go on mate, you go in front, you’ve only got two things"

One woman went as far as lecturing me about how the old guy probably trecked across Europe during the war .! Othere demanded to know why I did not share my stuff. Thankfully a LOT of people took it for what it was and agreed we need our humour at this time.

22 Mar 2020 10:08:11
On the Sevco pages there has been some brilliant jokes.
I suppose they have got to have a good sense of humour with what they have been watching for the last 8 years.

22 Mar 2020 13:19:16
🤣🤣🤣🤣@Tinytim, some people are too caught up in their right to be offended. I'll be telling that joke at work.

22 Mar 2020 18:18:04



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