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25 Jul 2017 17:27:56
Delighted to read the manager saying that no talks have taken place and that the plan was always to keep him for a minimum of 2 years. Great news.

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28 May 2021 18:43:09
Ah lads! What is happening at our club? That's another blow not landing our first choice.

We should go and offer the job to Nuno Espirito Santo, or Padre Pio as he is known in our house.

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17 Oct 2020 16:12:51
When Rodgers came in he revitalised a stagnant squad and prolonged Scott Brown's career. Since Lennon has came in he looks like is shortening player's careers. Fitness levels seem to have waned alarmingly.

I don't care what first 11 we play, the minimum you expect in any game, let alone a derby, is 100% effort and commitment.

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21 Mar 2020 21:29:56
Here's one for you.

Paddy and Mick get recruited by the army to secure the streets during the pandemic lockdown. The Sergeant Major gives them the instruction to shoot on sight, anyone found on the streets after 6pm. They are up in the watch tower on duty and see a fella walking down the street.

Paddy takes aim with the sniper rifle and 'BANG' takes the fella out with one shot. Mick turns to Paddy screaming and pointing at his watch "sake Paddy it's only 5.45. The Sergeant Major will have you for this". Paddy turns back to Mick and says "Would you ever relax Mick. I know that fella and he would never have made it home on time! "

Not trying to make light of it folks as it is serious stuff. However, it's important we all try to remain positive.

Stay safe everyone and I wish you all continued good health.

God bless.

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1.) 22 Mar 2020 08:21:05
lol - cracker mate.
our sense of humour is the best weapon we have. Glaswegians are especially famous for it.
That said, I posted this one on facebook and I could not believe some of the people (small minority) who reacted as if I was the devil incarnate.

"Feeling very proud of myself. I did a massive shop earlier as there was a big delivery in . Bought loo roll, pasta, bread, Soup, hand gels the lot . My trolley was absolutely rammed full.

Then I saw this old man behind me with only two things .

He looked sad and said “I’ve only managed to get a box of Kleenex and a bag of nuts everything else is gone “😞 .

I felt terrible . Here I am with all this stuff waiting in line and this poor old man had very little.

So I did the right thing and said to him “go on mate, you go in front, you’ve only got two things"

One woman went as far as lecturing me about how the old guy probably trecked across Europe during the war .! Othere demanded to know why I did not share my stuff. Thankfully a LOT of people took it for what it was and agreed we need our humour at this time.


2.) 22 Mar 2020 10:08:11
On the Sevco pages there has been some brilliant jokes.
I suppose they have got to have a good sense of humour with what they have been watching for the last 8 years.


3.) 22 Mar 2020 13:19:16
🤣🤣🤣🤣@Tinytim, some people are too caught up in their right to be offended. I'll be telling that joke at work.


4.) 22 Mar 2020 18:18:04
Belter.


 

 

28 Feb 2020 11:25:36
Well that was gutting. The blame has been pointed in many directions but the goals were down to individual errors. It's gone now, time to concentrate on the remaining trophies.

Jozo had a nightmare and never looked comfortable. Ajer has went from hero to zero within days. I honestly don't see what others see in him. He makes more mistakes than Stevie Wonder doing a colouring book.

Onwards to 9.

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1.) 28 Feb 2020 13:44:48
I can't remember all three centre backs playing well at the same time and seem to take turns on making costly mistakes or howlers. We get away with it domestically, but never in European games at this stage.


 

 

16 Feb 2020 14:53:44
What a win! Make no mistake, that game has tied the ribbons on the cup. Every season we grind out a result against the run of play, with an unexpected hero popping up with a goal. Last season it was Brown against Killie, today it was Ajer against Aberdeen. To come away with all the points against a dogged team in shocking conditions is first class. The weather almost ruined the game. I watched my next door neighbour's dog try to take the same rubbish 3 times in that wind. We did the business anyway. Absolutely delighted!

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1.) 16 Feb 2020 15:53:10
I don’t normally drink but today I am celebrating 9 In A Row 🍀👍.


 

 

 

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19 Aug 2021 15:06:37
Some shout Tim. Tipping a 25/ 1 winner take some doing. Brilliant!

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19 Aug 2021 13:53:46
Surprised you missed (wee Fergus) Mr. McCann 11/ 1 in the 4.10 York, Tim.

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11 Sep 2020 07:52:10
I work with a West Brit Villa supporter who is a fountain of knowledge. He listens to Talksport so he's an authority on Scottish football!

He tells me that no English club is paying £40m for an 'SPL' player! So looks like we are keeping Eddy because this guy has never been wrong in his life. Couldn't name me 5 players playing in Scotland, but he knows.

You see, if you haven't scored goals in the English top flight, like Ollie Watkins, or had 3 assists in a season like Dominic Solanke, then you are only worth £2m tops.

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02 Sep 2020 10:28:41
Lol. I love reading your posts Lubo. You are never content with a wee rumour so you absolutely go for it. Salary, length of deal, outstanding credit card debt, new Burger King menu, favourite Spice Girl. Cracks me up.

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22 Aug 2017 13:56:31
Bit strange that there is nothing on the Club website?

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18 Sep 2021 14:30:10
Going to have a few quid on Tinto e/ w @ 22/ 1 in the 2.30.

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06 Aug 2021 14:22:18
Buzz tell your wife to fill her pockets with rocks. It would blow the hole off you at Malin Head anytime of year.

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05 Aug 2021 11:29:55
Tim and Tam, I hope things are looking up for you both. It can be a tough battle and although it is difficult, it will pass. Take care and God bless.

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22 Feb 2021 17:28:29
Arlene Foster isn't the right winger we need right now JFP. No knowledge of football but was supposed to be a smashing juggler back in the day, before he got tired of the balls.

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29 Oct 2020 21:57:06
That was a massive improvement. We are definitely getting there. If we can take that first half performance into the next phase of the season we will be flying.

Two smashing goals. I particularly loved how quickly we closed players down in the first half. That was very encouraging and showed the desire that has been missing of late.

We tired after the hour and left acres of space behind the full backs but all-in-all that was a major step forward.

It was never a penalty either. That foul was outside the box. We would have been worthy winners tonight. I am convinced we have turned a corner. Great to see Eddy back too.

We played as a unit and it was a great team performance. That will do for me.

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