Celtic Banter Archive September 07 2018
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07 Sep 2018 20:30:33
This is all we need. Boyata and wee Griff getting treated for an injury during this fecking meaningless game.
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07 Sep 2018 20:58:40
At least Gordon is getting it out of his system . . . .
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07 Sep 2018 22:05:52
Another pointless game! And another great result for big EBT eck! I would rather none of our players were picked to play for that shower a shoite! Roll on next weekend and back to games we actually give a toss about!
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07 Sep 2018 23:44:38
Hard not to give an entire non-**** with Kieran, Cal, Lee and even our esteemed numero uno entailed, if only out of morbid curiosity.
But these are young Celts- they have aspirations- let's support them in that, no?
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08 Sep 2018 10:51:24
hope he has exercised his ball playing deamons cavalcanti. Buy us some time.
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07 Sep 2018 19:48:15
Quick poll, my missus has fell out with me, cause she told me that wee f@##y Ryan Jack was"quite dishy", and now I've got the week man running about the house shouting "Ryan Jack licked my sack" and she says that was completely inappropriate, am i out of order?
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07 Sep 2018 20:22:53
How old is he.
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08 Sep 2018 10:52:20
Seems like an honest request for guidance pished or not. If you made a joke in earshot of your boy about it then he will repeat anything you say. If you've had a beer and had a clash with the mrs it happens. Thanks for sharing :) .
Fella have a good breki and tell the wee man daddy was silly.
The things your parents say. we have all heard nightmareish patter.
HAPPY Saturday bud.
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08 Sep 2018 10:53:33
Quiet wee word with the wee man is all that is needed.
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08 Sep 2018 10:54:27
Not sure it would pass.
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09 Sep 2018 11:41:07
Why don't you tell him what you meant was Ryan jack likes the smak.
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07 Sep 2018 17:53:08
Sorry to bring it up again but have been head down and arse up all week at work. Now it's Friday and Guinness time I was just thinking that last Sunday was some feckn hoot reflecting on Stevie G strings post match comments and Kylie Laugherty performance. The fact they had a petition to stay in and watch our celebrations just kills me though and is starting to give me a sore side! 😂👍☘️.
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07 Sep 2018 16:24:29
Emmanuel Emenike still a free transfer. Would be a great target man, good experience 31 not too old. Great European player with a goal scoring record that proves his ability. Could show Eddie how to play number 9. Maybe could work towards being a striker coach. We have a few African players. Fantasy but where is the downside, low risk squad player.
Was first class when he played against us.
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07 Sep 2018 10:32:19
It was reported today that a new 1000 seater musical venue is to be built on vacant land in Dalriada Street, off London Road near to Celtic Park.
A spokesperson said "this area was chosen as they are used to singing and dancing at Celtic park".
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07 Sep 2018 16:25:02
Just a small piece of the jigsaw Tim. The final picture is coming soon to a ground near you.
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07 Sep 2018 17:25:12
@GJ "Ho tell us more" lol.
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07 Sep 2018 19:24:04
@ fgj2 all part of the village we are building lol like the Olympics 😜😜😜 Glasgow is green n white 💚🍀💚.
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07 Sep 2018 09:20:03
Press 'thumbs-up' if - like me -you hate International breaks.
PS: Why do they always seem to appear, just as we might be going on a wee run of form and consistency?
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07 Sep 2018 13:21:19
Give me league football any week. Any league! I think this desperate attempt by UEFA to spice international football up speaks volumes. Have you tried getting your head around this nations league thing by the way? It would give Carol Vorderman a migraine.
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07 Sep 2018 18:00:33
cannot go it at all and 4 games in? What a bawache!
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07 Sep 2018 18:34:04
I have little interest in international football even the World Cup maybe watched 3-4 games? Roll on next weekend get back to the real stuff showing these newbies who the dominant team in Scotland are. I know hearts are up there now but they won’t last the full season.
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07 Sep 2018 01:45:49
All said and done we are Celtic FC circa 1888. There are now only 3 games between our head to head record look at that from 1990 it reallly should and can only be ours for a while patience .
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07 Sep 2018 08:31:19
Why do people write circa? Is that not another word for around? U wouldn't write celtic around 1888.
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07 Sep 2018 09:26:11
You would if they were formed in 1887. Just a little bit Padantic but how does the song go again if you know your history. Hail Hail.
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07 Sep 2018 10:00:01
Hahaha.
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07 Sep 2018 11:59:50
Don’t you mean pedantic?
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07 Sep 2018 12:48:45
Slip of the finger of course. Excuse the Faux pas😁.
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07 Sep 2018 14:27:23
I will if you’ll forgive my pedanticism.
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07 Sep 2018 18:30:27
Where’s Charlie Nicholas when you need him to make up a word.
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07 Sep 2018 20:42:53
You have to make an error to be padantic! Peas and Barley is the best at it top class clown he is 😂🤡.
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07 Sep 2018 20:46:56
Hope you get the joke. HH.
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