Celtic banter 48878

11 Jun 2020 13:18:49
67 the year Celtic won the BIG CUP and my earth age today (groan I am feeling it today)
Went to doctor TWICE in a week, the first time doctor said "it looks like Haemorroids" I replied "it feels like fekin ASTEROIDS"
Next visit I got a foot so foot is double the size of the other one, it looks like Morelos normal size lol
Mrs T, has promised me a birthday present I have craved for years, a DIVORCE,
But apart from that I am in fine fettle
Lucky White Heather anyone?

{Ed007's Note - Happy birthday mate, I'm sure Mrs T has something saucy lined up for you and I don't mean ketchup on your chips.... 😉

11 Jun 2020 13:30:06
Happy birthday mate. Hope you have a great day.

11 Jun 2020 13:41:34
Hoopy Birthday Tim, I hope you have a brilliant day.
I can remember it was a milestone for my dad, when he turned 67 years old.
Wee Tim was born 3 weeks after Celtic won the Coronation Cup.
Your first season as a Celtic supporter we won the double. 👍🍀.

11 Jun 2020 14:17:57
Happy Birthday.

11 Jun 2020 14:51:23
Happy birthday Tim.

11 Jun 2020 15:22:03
Happy birthday tim alook went to doc I said it's those pills you gave me to build my strength up I can't get the frigging bottle open have a great day hh.

11 Jun 2020 15:43:17
happy birthday timalloy.

11 Jun 2020 16:33:57
Happy birthday Tim have you been watching only fools and horses your reply to having Haemorrhoids is what Denzel said when he had them have a nice day.

11 Jun 2020 16:34:21
Happy birthday tim. 🍀.

11 Jun 2020 18:19:57
Hoopy Birthday Tim; Mare candles than a requiem mass ha ha.

11 Jun 2020 19:13:14
Happy birthday.

11 Jun 2020 21:15:13
Happy birthday Tim.

11 Jun 2020 22:27:24
Happy Birthday Tim hope you have a great night 😁.

{Ed007's Note - It'll be like a scene from an old German BDSM porno in the Timalloy boudoir just now.... 🤮

11 Jun 2020 22:35:04
Happy Birthday Tim. Has your missus got you shoes? 1 size 7 and 1 size 12.

11 Jun 2020 22:39:35
Ed, I hope you privately asked Tim for a video of the luvfest experience with the assurance that you won't share it with us all. Actually, come to think of it, keep that fekkin promise! lol HH.

{Ed007's Note - Jeez oh! Try Pornhub ya perv! 😯

11 Jun 2020 22:44:58
Tim mate have a great day and a cold bath for the hanging gardens of babilion. hail hail.

12 Jun 2020 08:07:47
Hoopy birthday Tim 🍀🍀.

12 Jun 2020 08:23:57
Shouldn’t have checked this thread while eating my breakfast.