Celtic Banter Archive April 30 2020

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30 Apr 2020 22:54:31
Was out seeing my mum today as it's her 90th birthday. The guy upstairs was in and we were having a chat (social distancing etc) and found out he's a season ticket holder at Ibrox. Had to remember it was my mum's birthday and to keep any bad feeling for another day. I was trying to wind the guy up but he wasn't interested. All credit to the guy - found out after he had bought her a fabulous birthday cake - but with a red white and blue ribbon.
I'll find out when it's his wife's birthday.

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30 Apr 2020 23:41:27
Happy birthday to your mam, but why would you have any bad feelings because he was a season ticket holder at Ibrox, he has been brought up in one tradition and we have been brought up in another, it's not like we believe in a different religion or maybe we do,

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01 May 2020 10:10:42
Cheers aindoh. Maybe bad feeling was a bit over the top. Any rivalry discussion generally gets a bit carried over when there's only one winner and it was that that I was relating to.

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{Ed007's Note - Rather than make a scene in front of your mum - happy belated birthday Mrs Stengo Snr - you should have just have had a quiet word like "Thanks for the cake but I think it's best you don't come down here again."
He's probably got a thread on a TRIFC site bragging about how he met a dirty taig yesterday how he said this & that to you and how you were squirming and that you had no comebacks etc etc.}

30 Apr 2020 18:40:16
Guys I see PSG been awarded the league, bhoy they must be lowlifes and a moralless club for taking such a thing tut tut.
That's what we are up against with sevco supporters as they will never accept anything that celtic could be awarded.
How sad are their lives and they call us obsessed.
Its only a matter of time before the big leagues follow.
We all want to finish it and I have said we can on oct/ nov then switch to a summer league.
Incidentally in 1970 the inaugural poker world series of poker was won by Johnny Moss, they cudnt finish it due to the fact it was taking so long.
what did they do?
They had a vote with all the players at the table who voted him best player.
Can u imagine sevco doing that lol.

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30 Apr 2020 16:54:18
Psg declared champions. only a matter of time bhoys hunplosion coming soon.

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30 Apr 2020 17:00:58
Got the fireworks ready mally.

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30 Apr 2020 17:49:10
Waiting to announce it on May 4 for Ed007's birthday.

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{Ed007's Note - 😁

30 Apr 2020 19:16:56
I'm getting sick of all the jelly and ice cream bhoys. How about a wee flan this year! lol HH.

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30 Apr 2020 20:15:03
I would rather have played all the games and gubbed them at Parkhead as I’ve said. However anything that makes a hun unhappy is ok with me and if winning if this way makes them even unhappier and if possible even angrier all the better. Remember stay safe and 20m away from them! Follow follow the government guidelines!

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30 Apr 2020 20:52:02
And remember to stay upwind JFP.

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30 Apr 2020 21:33:56
JFP, stay 2m away from normal people but stay 20m away from the Sevbags. Oooh, I can smell their bitterness from here. HH.

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30 Apr 2020 21:38:29
Tiny Tim, I’m never that close to them that upwind or downwind would matter. As soon as I see the two steps forward and one step back known as the Airdrie walk and the square heid I go the other way and protect ma dog.

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30 Apr 2020 14:49:08
Guys if you want something to cheer up your lockdown blues (pun/ hun intended lol) go on to youtube and punch in "Rangers fan mark peden on Countdown"
Like all sevconians he starts off full of confidence and bravado then proceeds to get one of the lowest countdown scores ever ENJOY
He was obviously having the same "BAD SPELL" as his team ha ha.

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30 Apr 2020 15:26:05
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆 absolutely brilliant! That’s what their boardroom must be like when theyr drafting up a statement! Best bit was when he said Blackpool play better football than sevco! Hahahahaha! They really are the dumbest ‘fans’ on earth! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️😆😆😆😆.

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30 Apr 2020 16:01:16
ED007 I hoped you would put it up cheers.

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{Ed007's Note - 👍

30 Apr 2020 16:10:35
He will probably demand a Independent Investigation.
He has a whistleblower with evidence that the letters and numbers were not shuffled
properly. 😂.

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30 Apr 2020 16:15:09
Cringed all the way through that there 😂.

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30 Apr 2020 16:21:59
Guys, it's unreal the level of entertainment we get from the Sevs and they just sit there like rabbits caught in the headlights listening to all the pish their club tells them even when they know deep down they're hoping where hope doesn't exist. Their anger and frustration has reached the point where they can't control it any longer. Sit back and watch the fun, they are priceless. LOL LOL LOL HH.

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30 Apr 2020 16:29:18
Would he be able to unscramble these .

YOURECLUBSDDEI
SVECO
BTTIERHUNS
GONIGFOR1
ADMNISTRAITON2
ETB
KEEPTHECAHRITYMONEY

Go on Mark, you can do it! lol HH.

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30 Apr 2020 18:28:33
Guys in all honestly we should stop talking about them going into admin or dying.
They PROVIDE far too much entertainment for us to want that too happen.
Just look at all the trophies we have won since they got in the top league, we would be daft not to want them here.
Not forgetting those priceless posts over in laffland.

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30 Apr 2020 18:42:26
Fair comment, fair comment indeed! lol HH.

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30 Apr 2020 19:06:06
Brilliant Tim, Hamski Graham monster on YouTube was right next to that one. Also brilliant.

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30 Apr 2020 19:20:48
ged, they give us more entertainment off the pitch than even our beloved Bhoys could give us on it! HH.

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30 Apr 2020 12:54:44
With the French Football Association naming PSG as champions, Sevco have contacted their cousin club in France Angers to make certain that the SPFL do not do the same in Scotland with Celtic.
If Celtic are crowned champions the new club say they will change their name to ANGER FC with their new motto "Always Ready to Moan".

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29 Apr 2020 23:41:50
You looking forward to the viking assassins creed ed007?

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{Ed007's Note - Yes mate definitely 👍👍👍 I think the trailer is released today at 4 p.m UK time.}

30 Apr 2020 12:49:32
Translation please for us Oldies lol.

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{Ed007's Note - It's a video game mate.}

30 Apr 2020 16:17:47
How was the trailer then boys, I hope u had some tena pads left ed, all that excitement at your age 😂😂😂.

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30 Apr 2020 18:45:28
I avoid the trailers. Hate spoilers but poster in a belter.

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{Ed007's Note - I finally caved and bought FIFA 20 yesterday, it's down to £17 on the PS Store so I couldn't resist it lol.}

01 May 2020 13:42:27
I got Pes instead because its has parkhead in it noo. Game plays well but the refereeing in it is as weird as ****.

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{Ed007's Note - I've not played it online yet but I've promised myself I'm not going to rage over it, if it's 5hit I'll be taking a break.}

01 May 2020 14:23:34
Dont really do on line. I just play for my own enjoyment.

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{Ed007's Note - Yeah that's the best way, online gaming is far too toxic these days.}

01 May 2020 20:57:19
I can't hear any of their pish anyway 😂😂.

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30 Apr 2020
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, We should listen when those experts speak

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30 Apr 2020 06:20:37
Still on 10 players listed TT.

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