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23 Jan 2018 11:52:05
Bit off topic for this time of year but what was your favourite chant, song etc heard at any ground. I remember as a kid Henry Smith always got a hard time with chants of "Henry, drop the ball, Henry Henry drop the ball"

Always enjoyed the "Oh Mikey Mikey, Mikey Mikey Mikey Mikey Galloway" song. Jorge Cadetes was also a cracker.

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23 Jan 2018 12:29:03
Always remember as a kid "oh spot the looney" and the classic "have you seen a handsome hun? "

23 Jan 2018 12:35:35
More chance of seeing Jimmy Hoffa Dasa.

23 Jan 2018 12:51:44
Stan here is a golden oldie, I remember the jungle singing
"The Rangers end is empty, the Rangers end is empty, the Rangers end is empty with HALF AN HOUR TO GO"

23 Jan 2018 12:54:16
Davie Dodds, Elephant Man
To be fair to Davie, I was at a game and he used his arm as a trunk, he got a cheer for that.

There's only 1 Wim Jansen
Takes E's, goes up the dancin
He's got curly hair, but we don't care
Walking in a Jansen Wonderland.

23 Jan 2018 13:13:45
Haha quality lads.

23 Jan 2018 13:18:03
I don't remember the Jansen one MP, but he arrived when i started going to the Gallowgate before games so more often than not the games were a blur. Infact the only game that wasnt was when we stopped 10 i was too nervous to drink beforehand my hand had that much of a shake it was like Rod Hulls Emu on acid.

23 Jan 2018 13:21:40
Go home Ya huns, go home Ya huns. And so on haha.

23 Jan 2018 14:02:40
AG, you have me singing that now.

23 Jan 2018 12:50:46
I always loved the di Canio song! D I CANIO! 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

23 Jan 2018 13:13:37
He's bald, he's fat, he's going to get the sack Advocaat Advocaat!



23 Jan 2018 14:51:19
Gazza beats his wife, he beats his wife, he beats his wife hail hail.

23 Jan 2018 14:57:42
Brilliant 😂

"And they gave us Franny Jeffers and Alec Rae, They gave us Nacho Novo, Fanfan and Big Marv tae, cos most of the football sh@t has been signed by that big t@t, and that's why we all say Big Eck must stay" 😂.

23 Jan 2018 15:36:39
Another of my favourites was when we signed ex ger Alfie Conn
"He used to be a hun, but he's alright now
Alfie, alfie Conn.

23 Jan 2018 15:42:39
Loved this one

There's only one George Cadette,
He's got hair like spaghetti
He's Portugese and he scores with ease
Walking in Cadette wonderland

And to the same tune the cheeky one for big John

There's only one John Hartson,
Only one John Hartson
He comes from Wales and he bursts the scales
Walking in a Hartson wonderland

23 Jan 2018 15:44:50
Tommy twist, Tommy turns, Tommy Burns was always my favourite.

23 Jan 2018 15:53:51
Ally mccoist is an illegitimate . Hes not got a birth certificate . he's got aids and he can't get rid of it ( can't remember how the last line went lol) hail hail.

23 Jan 2018 16:00:35
Big Rab, wasn't it

theres only 1 George cadette
he puts the ball, in the netty?

Never heard the pasta based theme. :)

23 Jan 2018 16:00:58
Rab i have a Hartson scarf that says he's got no hair but we don't care 😂.

23 Jan 2018 16:03:18
Christ Tim when were you born the same time as Celtic 😂 Just joking pal keep them coming.

Cha i'm pretty sure that one ended with he's an Orange B@#@%@#$ 😉.

23 Jan 2018 16:04:57
'John Grieg' - every time a dug ran on the park.
'Harper's a Barrell'
'Jimmy Johnstone on the wing'
'Feed The Bear'
'There's only one King Billy'
'It's all gone quiet over there'
'Henrik Larsson is the King of Kings'
'When the Celts go marching in'
'Hello Hello Nine-in-a-row'
'na na na na na na na - Celtic'
'Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio'
and I remember in the 60's when we cheered possession and boo opposition interceptions etc when it first came out - brilliant!

23 Jan 2018 16:06:52
Ones called Ronald
Ones called Frank
One misses penalties
The other ones a ****.

23 Jan 2018 16:09:05
Cha67 I’m in tears here! Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣.

23 Jan 2018 16:11:45
give us a wave give us a wave peter latchford peter latchford.

23 Jan 2018 16:39:33
tell all the huns u know
that its going to be 10 in a row
but you missed the 1st 5
cos you werny alive
and yer club is a f. n freak show

bobo's going to get u

always look on the bright side of life.

23 Jan 2018 16:48:56
"Pierre there's only one Pierre"

23 Jan 2018 16:51:38
What about the Holy Goalie it was a classic, should have been in the UK top 40.

23 Jan 2018 16:39:45
We've got Larsson
and Mark Viduka,
you've got the queen
and davie cooper, **** him he's deed!



23 Jan 2018 17:12:17
You our my larsson . Thom thom Andy Andy thom . HL is the king of kings.

23 Jan 2018 19:30:45
Always love it when the fans sang Always look on the bright side of life. Mind that fae early 90.
Singing We can see you sneaking out when we pumped them 6-2 was a right laugh.

23 Jan 2018 20:36:25
Danny Danny bless yourself, Danny bless yourself. against Shamrock Rovers. It was a Pish game, I think Mo Johnstone scored for us.

24 Jan 2018 11:50:08
Bit off topic as it wasn’t a Celtic song, remember watching a game involving Man Utd, the away fans (think it was Villa) , we’re singing about Park ji sung
Park park wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
It could’ve been worse, you could’ve been scouse
Eating rats in your council house.



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