Celtic Banter Archive May 09 2012

09 May 2012 21:49:25
What has happened to that pustular organ of RFC, rangersmedia.co.uk. I miss the balanced, non-sectarian reporting for which it is famed.
Liah Smit

Boycott the internet till its back up !! this is a travesty!


Evinguu

Pustulur,
iz that first pustulur ur sekun cless postulur evinin you,by the waey ah waant ah bet we you?

09 May 2012 17:23:00
Do Celtic fans not remember their history ?? Tax evasion in the 60s , 70s and the 80s !!! Attacking refs and opposition players !! Death threats !! Attacking Rangers player cars !! Did Lawell and Lennon not come out and hammer the GB earlier this season ?? YES Rangers have scum among their fans but so do Celtic ! A large percentage of Celtic fans and Rangers are good honest people , both sets of fans have the small minded bigoted neds/thugs YOU WILL MISS US WHEN WE RE GONE ?! {Ed007's Note - Could you post a link to anything that has been reported to CFC facing any prosecution or legal action for tax evasion please.? And as for the rest of your post, two wrongs don't make a right. Because CFC fans do something doesn't mean Rangers fans have to do it (or worse) as well, or vice vice versa.}

30 years of tax evasion (that's longer than I've been alive)...

I don't know whether to be impressed that they've got away with this or laugh out loud at the ridiculous post ~ Mrs E

What a plonker.

K-Dot

You sir are the very reason we will not miss your team! People like you make accusations against our mighty club with neither facts or intelligence to back it up. Be gone from our page ya d1ck!

DazzaBhoy

At least we will have a continuity to our history unlike rangers. Good bad or indifferent we are still the same club / company

Bankier Bhoy aka canadian pete

Here bankie bhoy whits the wethur like acrose in canada cos ah mite need ah bolt hole soon ( ( a bolt holes abit like eds leg bit mer perminunt) {Ed007's Note - LMFAO, that's a good one wee man, I'll give you that one.}

09 May 2012 17:18:25
brekkin news ed, wee pat here ootside ae minty perk sensashunal news,
wee sallys jist annonsid the 3 biddurs.
" ah kin sensashunally annoonse thit the 3 biddurs ur.................................................................,
in no particulur oardur...............,
1. sneexy,( unfortunately he cant be with us today as heez aff sik)
2. dopey.( heez the same bit he goat oan the rang bus ,heez in toon heed)
3, doc, (again heez lookin fur sneezy)
bak tae youz it the pptv stewdios edd ,
whit whit naw sally ye canae cadge ah lift tae posso,
get afkn taxi, aw ah forgoat??????????

09 May 2012 14:00:39
covursashun in the bull mullur hoosehold,
" pops can we talk please?
what is it son am really busy with this rankurs thingy?
thats what we want to talk about pops!"
sure kiddo fire away!"
well its like this pops me & sis saw the headline in the daily ranjur sayin that you ddidnt want to spend our inheritance?
yeah son ,so?"
well pops me n sis wur just thinking that if wee craigo only paid 1 english pound for them, & you are gonna buy them, then you surely wouldnt pay more than a pound right dad?
correct junior!"
then what your sayin dadio is that "our inheritance iss less than 50 english pence!"
"WHAT the donald duck HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE DOUGH DAD?,HMMMMMMMM
plus we keep gettin emails from a possow paddy guy who says hes your new bussiness pardner,wtk is all thaaaaaaaaaaat

09 May 2012 13:12:55
just a wee scenario here,if they die and Scottish football died because of it would Celtic go into one of the English leagues, personally would hate this to happen as Celtic and rankers if they survive are scottish teams and should play in scotland it`s not that we or i lack ambition it`s just we`re scottish teams and to move down there some ppl think we will be better off money wise but i don`t really think this as we would be out more money on wages and supporters out more money with travelling and other things. just seems to me the ones that want this are only thinking about monies coming in and not the higher amounts going out?kb-bhoy

I think you are being overly pessimistic. There may be financial implications for Scottish football if Rangers were to fold but the SPL would continue albeit the member clubs including Celtic would have to cut their cloth accordingly. There is almost no chance of Celtic playing in any of the English leagues unless UEFA have a massive change of policy, which is extremely unilikely. Liah Smit

I would like them to stay as well but think of how spl is viewed as a low league. our name would be tarnished by people not giving us any credit which will damage our name and how we are viewed, leaving us to prove ourselves in CL. i know we dont like to think of that but i feel in time we will suffer just as bad because of the league(i do think the spl is coming up but money talks and players will leave, i sucks that dundee will lose there top players before europe), this may be the best time to leave and play against some top teams which we will have alot more respect and hence bring Celtic and grow Celtic to an even bigger club then we are.
i would hate to see spl fold or wtv because i like watching it and i wake up at 6am just to watch every week
Canuck Bhoy

09 May 2012 10:48:03
This year can't get any better, Rankers in crisis, Celtic are champions, and in the next 24 hours my daughter will be born. Hail Hail {Ed007's Note - Congratulations on the forth coming arrival mate, I hope everything goes well and good luck.}

Good luck mate,all fun from here...........green jhedi

09 May 2012 09:28:29
James Mc Clean had to close his twitter account due tweets saying he should be shot for playing for the Republic and other sick messages. What kind of sick people are out there. Id say it's the same bunch that stand at Ibrox singing there banned song book songs. Get a fxcking life. GodprotectJamesMcClean bigirishmac

Nothing short of poisonous Mac.If rangers do survive they must stop pandering to this ulster nonsense.We also have to stop the IRA stuff.FFS it's the 21st century.........green jhedi

Well sade wee jedo

BigIrishMac, Green Jhedi totally agree about young lad McClean, same treatment young McCarthy got. But guys Rangers FC pander to these idiots, why go to Linfield and why stage a collection in ORANGE buckets.... the club is rotten from top to bottom. Timalloy

Timalloy.. Can you please enlighten us further as to your view that "The club is rotten from top to bottom" please, if you would be so kind?
That is if you have a conclusive argument,or have formed an opinion based on a wealth of knowledge,or experience. Generalising about anything in life is usually a dangerous path to choose,you could potentially get lost,and look a trifle foolish.
Stunned Bear.

09 May 2012 08:50:24
Morning Ed. There can be no doubt that fair minded people, football related or not, will want to see Rangers punished for non payment of taxes and other debts. It is not unreasonable to expect the custodians of our game, SPL, SFA etc to sanction Rangers for any wrong doing. However I do think that people need to be pragmatic over the whole affair. Like it or not Rangers are box office. Ask any publican or taxi driver or take away shop how much their takings improve when Rangers are in town or on the TV, especially Old Firm games. My local is shoulder to shoulder when we play them, maybe a couple of weeks takings for a landlord in one day. It is guys like these who will feel the consequences as much as the football clubs themselves. The SPL etc as custodians as well as rule enforcers have a duty to protect the interests of all clubs, including Rangers. But the most worrying aspect for me is this. Should Rangers not be in the SPL Celtic will be subject to the 11-1 majority rule for change within the SPL. That potentially means the other 11 clubs will have control over Celtic. Say Aberdeen propose a 50/50 split on all gate receipts and equal dibursement of media revenue. Celtic oppose it but the other 10 clubs agree. We are snookered and will lose vast income streams to other clubs. So like it or not people do need Rangers in many ways, from the wee takeaway vans to a voting ally. I think that we as well as Rangers could be in a lose/lose situation.

Tam the Tim

09 May 2012 08:44:50
we dont want bill miller.....so beggars can be choosers....another one bites the dust...col

09 May 2012 08:28:42
1 Flat Stomach Rule: ObeyGlasgow Mum loses 3 stones in 4 weeks by following this 1 simple rule.
"make ah bid fur ranjurs"!
"the worry jist made the pounds fly aff am tellin ye senga!", ye shood try it its like spendin 3 munths in cornton vale the diffrunce is unbefknleevabul!"

09 May 2012 01:44:21
this is whats going to happen next duff and duffer will come out with another bidder for a few days prolong the agony then they will pull out.then another bidder will come in with a less amount try and get a cva but the cva will be rejected by the creditors prolonging the agony again ..in between times they will have to try and sell season tickets that will be a laugh to find out how they are goin to pull that one off,,anyway so no cva as no one can put up enough money to service a cva then its out the game gates padlocked there will be some trying to form a newco but the gates of hell will be locked and tied up for years in court cases the grass in castle gray scull will be six foot high we will forget all about duff and duffer and craig glorious white the rangers fan will support other teams and the rest of the league will wounder what was all the fuss about and the celts will go marching on jc...

They need to survive to the end of season hence all the flim flam

08 May 2012 22:49:58
Hi ed. Just heard about Miller. I read a few days ago that Celtic Fans were contacting his local radio station about Rangers proud history towards Anti Irish Catholics. The Irish American community wouldn't take to kindly to the famine song. I think it's hillarious. The daily rag had his whole plans for rangers made out for him. I wonder did he get his 500,000 back or did they spend it travelling to Linfield.... It just gets better and better. Bigirishmac {Ed007's Note - It's actually not clear if he paid the £500k BIM.}