Celtic Banter Archive January 26 2013

26 Jan 2013 23:33:29
Heard Leigh Griffith got arrested/charged for shoplifting a bottle of lucazade from tesco....Anyone know anymore on the matter or is it a rumour?
If its true, I hope all the leigh Griffith fans who thought would do us a job have been suitably put off! Rascal!

This was in the Daily Rank Rotten ... Stealing a few groceries, if in fact he did, is wrong but there seems to be a huge glaring void on those looking into the managment of millions of pounds over in the parallel universe ....TTTS

26 Jan 2013 21:45:05
Not a rumour, but just watched Juventus draw 1-1 at home in Serie A against relegation-threatened Genoa, who were down to 10 men through injury. They will obviously be a difficult task, but the more I watch them, the more I think there are so many areas in which we can exploit their weaknesses. Anelka signing for them does not frighten me as I believe he is definitely past his best. If we can stop their midfield with the likes of Pogba, Pirlo and Marchisio then we definitely have a really good chance.

Feel the same, all we need is our defense to stay solid and not let chip passes and runs in behind them.

They will not be confident coming to cp. it will be very tough but better have fallen. pirlo is the key man. we have to keep a clean sheet above all, that will make them nervous on their ground.

I've been telling my mates for weeks that we have the beating of Juve home and away, .nothing to fear HH

Agree. Clean sheet is a must. If all fit, I wouldn't play Izzy, has a tendancy to walk back into position. I'd like to see Lustig and Matthews start.

Melb Bhoy

I got a feeling a bad decision or a dive could cost us a place in the last 8, imagine if we won 1-0 Parkhead, 0-0 in Turin will 10 mins to go they'll try dive and the ref might go with the crowd... My biggest worry is getting cheated Juventus are the most corrupt team in Italy.

Tbh when the draw was made it could have been worse. Heard they play 3-5-2 but the last few games they have went 4/4/2. If you notice their scores they win one draw one.

At Celtic park I really think we can take them maybe a tight 2-0. If the same stay the same no one leave & no injuries then I would say we're in for a shout...alot can happen in 180 min

Looked at the schedule lately hearts Dundee utd st mirren today & killie on Wednesday ICT sat early kick off then juve Tuesday. a lot of game time so wouldn't mind taking the foot off the gas for the league were 12 points clear & since the winter break we have scored 8 goals & let in one fluke goal.

Today - 3-0 Celtic stokes hooper & lassad

Lenny

I appear to be a dying breed, a realistic fan who doesn't see everything through green tinted glasses. Lets be honest, Juventus will hardly be quaking after seeing yet another Celtic team crumble at the thought of a cup final. Shocking.

26 Jan 2013 20:55:03
Evening ed,

Not posted in a week or so, but this hooper saga, ano he hadn't signed a new contract but if he wanted out so much am sure he would be putting a transfer request in as he knows there's interest.

Personally I don't think he will be at the hoops in February but whatever happens the hoops will flourish with or without him because there's 10 more players on the park which makes his chances possible.

Anyway on for a late one tonight, Danny oconner the pro boxer who came onto pitch during champions league match is fighting tonight, the bhoys brilliant he wears the hoops in the ring and a good fighter, at midnight a link goes live to watch his fight on the celtic website.

Hail Hail

Cumby Bhoy {Ed007's Note - Hi Cumby, always nice to hear from you. If Hooper puts in a transfer request it would cost him money and it could turn some fans against him. The last thing he wants to do is cause any bad feeling between the club/fans and himself.}

I knew if he done so it would cause issues with fans/club, but didn't realise that it would cost him money, maybe if money is the big issue here which with each day of this goes by makes me think it is there's no chance of it happening.

Again ed on the ball cheers

Cumby Bhoy

26 Jan 2013 19:04:16
I am watching cliftonville v crusaders and cliftonville striker Joe gormley looks like a good finisher

hail hail

Marco1888

26 Jan 2013 18:34:12
ED007 with Chuckles struggling for a title for his new book coming out shortly, I thought we could all help
My contributions are
MY LIFE IN THE YO YO ZONE or
YOU CAN MAKE THESE CRAZY THINGS UP

Ok gang let's have your titles lol Timalloy

When Charlie met Sally!!

Fifty shades of $h1te. .H.

How to win friends and influence people........green jhedi

Pinocchio The Blue Nose Edition

Goldenbhoy

20,000 leagues under Celtic.

Scotty Bhoy

Gone and definetly forgotten

You can't Con a Conman.......... Belfastbhoy!

Goodfellas. "whenever we needed money we just went in and took it.It was beautiful ".........green jhedi

Fear and loathing in Glasvegas

Films about Rangers could be called (apologies in advance):

Life of Pie
Swindlers List
Sh*te Club
The Silence of the Scams
Unforgiven
Vatman Begins

Or maybe Its a Wonderful Life (nah)

Shuggy

P*sh: a definition.

1903

Charlie and the chortle factory

Briggs

Or 'Life of P*sh'.

1903

One blue over the cuckoos nest.Macca

A tale of two titties.

One flew over the cuckoos nest........... Belfastbhoy!

Charlie Brown-Mouth.
Big -Bleak-House
Swindlers List
I Know Who You Diddled Last Summer
A Pish League Of their Own
The Yorkshire Rip-Off
The Rude, The Bad and The Ugly
Gone in 60 days
The Green Bile


Jungle Jim

"The Charles Green Project"
"The Roller-coaster, by Charles Green"
"Get Rich Or Die Tryin' "
" Inside the gates of Mordor By Charles Green"
"Apollo 5088"
Hail Hail
FifeBhoy1888
ps what a screamer the boy fae Montrose Scored against thee Orks! Priceless!!

The Silence of the Stands.
Apocalypse Now.

The long goodbye
Gone with the wind
Billy liar.jimbhoy

26 Jan 2013 17:05:33
The Ranger's 5088 1-1 Montrose... It's the gift that keeps on giving... FifeBhoy1888

Surely the fact that Rangers had to play against 11 men for a whole 90 minutes wouldn't have anything to do with it. lol

Plumbbobsquarepants

The story of the day is Zombies unlimited, The Rangers5088, finally got to play 11 men. Amazing what happens with an honest ref. was he grade1 SPL?
The secret is for third div clubs not to give them a reason to get booked. McCoist to drop a 19 point lead this year after dropping a 15 point lead last year?

Who was the ref today ?

Sure there will be a complaint from Fat Sally if he wasn't another hand picked SPL ref !

To No.2 post

The ref wasn't that honest. I only caught the last 15 min after switching over from Stoke v Citeh but there were plenty of 'honest mistakes' in that time. After Montrose scored, he missed a blatant handball by a 'Rangers' player who controlled the ball with his arm before laying it back to Black who fortunately hit the outside of the post rather than the back of the net. Then Sandaza scuffed a shot wide but the ref gave a corner instead of a goal-kick. Ironically, if he hadn't completely ignored a barge in the back on the Montrose player on the edge of the 'Rangers' box, the ball wouldn't have broken to Gray to crack it it from 25 yards. So, I suppose these things really do even themselves out.... ;-)

26 Jan 2013 14:00:00
According to the Zombie banter page Charles Green is writing a book about his time at Rangers! ha it's the gift that keeps on giving. FifeBhoy1888

The next thing will be turning them upside down at the turnstyle for loose change to fall out! Things might be on the turn for chuckie, it seems lots of fans are starting to ask questions.......green jhedi

I mean The Ranger's 5088* my bad. FifeBhoy1888

Aye a ken Jhedi mate, it's only a matter of time till Green f**k's up and the orks will be calling for his head, He'll worm his way out the club before they find him out imo. FifeBhoy1888

Yep. They're really drilling him with some hard hitting questions, particularly about the seat colours. I'd say green can't believe his luck that he's got these clueless zombies filling his pockets.

Oh, what tangled web you weave, when first you practice to decieve.

Or

Oh, what tangled web you've spunt... (i prefer this one) pea

Whats a good name for his book I think it should be called .Once a deady bear always a deady bear what's yours

26 Jan 2013 17:20:18
What about - "Oh When The Cash Starts Rollin' In ! "

The Sno Man

'How to make millions without spending a penny...REALLY!'

Ibrox dead or a dive(asbestos strikes back ) cha67

The Dicken's classic Hard Times springs to mind closely followed by Burroughs Tarzan of the Apes

Staged managed the meeting with tame questioners in the audience, then the time was taken up and he left. Remarkably he said rangers (Rangers) would not be playing in Scottish football by the time he leaves. Curious. Given they cannot play elsewhere, that must mean this new venture dies also.

Should call it jackanory

Snide and prejudice

How to take cash of dummies .
Architects guide to building casinos and super stadiums .

TamBhoy74

27 Jan 2013 02:07:09
Green, ahmed(spelling) traynor, sally and cardigan . The famous five. Andymac

What about "my stadium will be bigger than your stadium when we are in the champions league"
"The impossible dream"

26 Jan 2013 07:04:32
Rojas opens the scoring.
Get this boy in Hoops!

Melb Bhoy