22 Oct 2017 21:38:15
Not Celtic related but does anyone on heard actually kick a baw regularly?
If so have you tried they shin guards that are built into the socks?
{Ed007's Note - I've backheeled my right nut (or was it my left) the other night sitting in bed with my leg tucked under me bit I was wearing fishnets at the time.}
22 Oct 2017 21:54:28
Oh ED I was waiting to post the video for that and now u let the cat out the bag . I was looking for it to be a best seller lol.
{Ed007's Note - Kicking or clipping your own haw-maws is one of the worst pains in the world, let a woman experience that and they'll soon be back at work after lunch once they've given birth.}
22 Oct 2017 22:01:38
i hate when u sit full force on one brings tears to a grown man.
{Ed007's Note - A squashed nad or nads should be an acceptable excuse for missing work. That pain in your stomach has got to be worse than any periods cramp or childbirth contraction.}
22 Oct 2017 22:13:33
Well that's cleared up if the shin guards are any good ed007 cheers😂.
{Ed007's Note - Kev if you're fit enough to be still kicking a ball about you deserve pelters! I've not walked without crutches for 7 years, Timalloy's the oldest person that can use the internet, Welshboy's due to appear on Danny Dyer's UK's Oldest Ultra and Jamie's not managed a hard-on since last Christmas.
My advice - buy a protective box/cup, don't tell the Mrs and tell her it turns you on getting a high heel in the nads, after that she'll help you try out your weird fetish sock things - don't lead with that or she'll think you're a freak.}
22 Oct 2017 23:13:03
too funny.
23 Oct 2017 08:39:26
When I worked on the rigs many of the rooms had bunk beds and the top bunks had wee raised side bars to stop you rolling off in your sleep. We called them knacker crackers. I got up to go water the plants once and (I used to sleep commando) being half asleep, and relatively young, I actually leapt out the bed. Caught one of the family jewels and boaby between palm and bar. JEEZO did that hurt. There is me, 2am waking the medic up to check me out. To add to the tale, the medic was as bent as the proverbial nine bob bit (lovely guy and brilliant medic but just that way inclined) Took one look and was all smiles and oohing and ahhhing etc. Anyway, gave me some pills saying, " these will ease the pain and hopefully keep the swelling as I am sure your wife will be happier. "
Naw, its no fun getting the auld man and his two mates crushed.
22 Oct 2017 23:43:49
Does a semi at today's"semi" count Ed when that Moult lob hits the back of the net? 😂ðŸ‘ðŸ€.
{Ed007's Note - That was a peach of a goal.}
23 Oct 2017 11:21:32
Never said I was fit enough. Just turn up now to make up the numbers.
Can even catch the young guys to kick them anymore.
Wife already thinks I am a freak. 😂.
{Ed007's Note - Lucky Bhoy ;-)