28 Mar 2023 10:22:20
Women's football incident.
VAR have just checked the footage of the sevco manager appearing to headbutt the Celtic manger.
They noted that a worm appears to have come up for air just as the sevco manager was trying to congratulate the Celtic manager.
Although the footage is blurry, the worm appears to be wearing a Celtic scarf and a police investigation is ongoing as we speak.
The sevco manager's clenched fists are in a natural position for someone who receives a fright like this.
The onfield referee has suggested both teams return so he can award a penalty to sevco.
However, sevco has announced that their manager is currently undergoing treatment for a head injury and, at this time, is unavailable for comment.
28 Mar 2023 11:35:05
The Scottish Media won't be happy about the sevco manager assaulting the Celtic manager at the women's football game last night, the Scottish Press will have to think up a story about Celtic to divert attention away from the sevco, l am sure the Scottish Press will make up some Bs.