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21 Jan 2021 11:20:43
good news guys i have just bought major shares in celtic i will be the major shareholder

i will be employing buzz to run the official Celtic twitter account and ED will be DOF. JFP will be the head of the new ultras which will be the full main stand and i will also be taking up the role of head coach myself. fear not fellow celts continued domination is on the way. COYBIG. forgot to add peter lawell will continue to work for the club he will be head manager of the superstore. haha just a wee something to lighten the mood guys been a very poor season.

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21 Jan 2021 11:42:04
UI, could I apply for a job on your coaching staff? I know feck all about coaching but I've got an O'Grade in P. E. and an Etch-a-sketch.

21 Jan 2021 12:01:05
you would need to speak to ED he is my DOF i will be leaving it up to him to full those positions. if your not successful there i am sure JFP will find a place for you in the main stand for the new ultras you just need a load voice and sing like fuk haha

i will be installing mega speakers in the main stand which will be connected to JFP mega phone. hahaha.

{Ed007's Note - Can you get Pornhub on an Etch-a-sketch?}

21 Jan 2021 12:10:57
I apply for WWGS job as I have a laptop, a ginger faither and a beard.

21 Jan 2021 12:18:32
Unites Ireland it’s an absolute privilege to accept the position as head of the new ultras Green Brigade 42nd Stroke Division.

‘One arm. Four seasons. 12 trophies. ’.

21 Jan 2021 12:39:10
once a bhoy i make take that roll up myself as i have a ginger beard . but if you have a loud voice speak to JFP there's many positions for the main stand ultras who will receive a free pie and Bovril on match days.

21 Jan 2021 13:28:48
Yes Ed, you can on mine!

{Ed007's Note - 😁

21 Jan 2021 15:59:47
Pedro I think you will be too qualified for the job at present time Lol.







 

 

 
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