23 Apr 2018 17:40:09
Not Celtic but I have just seen the press release which has not been distributed.
Their Royal Highness's Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge wish to announce the birth of their third child, a boy, today; St. George's Day.
As the name George has already been taken by their first son, and also in recognition of the the Saintly day on which the child was born, and also in recognition of the UK leaving the Parish of the European Union into a greater Global context, they have decided to name him as follows:
Mohamed (the most popular boy's name in UK) ,
Vihaan (meaning "dawning of a new era") in Urdu in recognition of our greater trading relationship with the sub-continent,
Ker Ching (a common name in Mandarin Chinese) as they believe this may come in handy in the future after UK has gone bankrupt.
HeyYoo Jimmy to placate and calm the natives north of the Border.
Bunnet to recognise the honest revenue donated by Glasgow's largest sports contributor
Mark being the name of William's Aunty Anne's first husband
And finally, Spencer, as this was William's mother's family name.
By coincidence Marks and Spencer is also the name of an establishment that sells the Duchess a supply of naughty knickers that probably caused this child to be conceived in the first place! So, I ask you all to raise your glasses to Mohamed Vihaan, Ker-Ching, HeyYoo Jimmy, Bunnet, Marks and Spencer. God Bless him!
23 Apr 2018 18:56:52
The words out TT they’ve caud the wee wean Brendan coz we paid our bills to HMRC!