06 Oct 2025 12:09:29
More Pre Loved Timalloy jokes as requested by our "Ultra in Black" ED007
I was in the toilet in the old Jungle when this guy came in with a big heavy coat caked in mud and dirt, he was unshaven with long dirty unkempt hair and he smelled to high heaven, in one hand was a half eaten pie with pie grease all over his face, he continued to eat his pie while peeing with the other hand
He turned to the assembled crowd and asked "how are the ANIMALS doing"
Buzz reminded me of this when you used to watch your game and listen on the tranny for the h. ns score.
For younger posters a tranny had a whole different meaning back then
Another time in the Jungle (all the characters hung out there)
A very drunk guy was peeing OUTSIDE the toilets and two policemen ran over and told him to stop, he ignored them both, so one policeman took out his personal radio, pressed the button for aerial to come out then spoke to match commander, on seeing this the drunk man shouted in a loud voice "BEAM ME UP SCOTTIE"
Wee boy outside Celtic Park at a old Rangers v Celtic game, he had rosary beads around his neck, a Rangers fan laughed at him and said "Are they to PRAY for goals son? "
"Naw the boy replied tae COUNT THEM"
I was walking down Paisley Road years ago just at fans were spilling out of Ibrox
"what was the score pal" I asked
came back the reply Nothing Each
I replied "who MISSED your penalty".
07 Oct 2025 11:04:53
Good yins Timalloy.