05 Oct 2025 12:51:31
Timalloys recycled jokes
As requested by ED007
I was in the Plaza Ballroom Glasgow when I first met Mrs T
I went up to her and said
"You are one in a million
So are your chances" she said
I asked her "what needs to happen to get a date with you"
She replied "for ME to totally abandon my standards and You to get major plastic surgery"
I replied so it is not a straight NO
Now some from my jokebook
I cannot believe they fired my from the Calendar factory all I did was take a day off
I have a few jokes about unemployed people but none of them work
I was addicted to the Hokey Cokey
but thankfully I turned myself around
I do not like people who take drugs
for example Airport Security
Two WIFI engineers got married, the wedding was nice, but the Reception was FANTASTIC
ED007 has requested I post lots more during the International break
You can thank HIM.
{Ed007's Note - Don't blame me!! ??
05 Oct 2025 13:52:54
Good to see you on form Tim; you've inspired me!
Thought my wife drew her eyebrows too high - she looked amazed.
I noticed a frisbee getting bigger and bigger - and then it hit me.
Many people are shocked to fin out I;m a piss poor electrician.
I was banned from a secret cooking club - coz I spilled the beans.
Bought a gun from a T Rex - He was a small arms dealer.
A big book fell right on my head - I only have my shelf to blame.
A Freudian slip is when you say something and mean your mother.
Does anyone else think they White Boards are Remarkable?
OK OK I'll get ma coat. COYBIG.
05 Oct 2025 13:53:15
An electrician and his sweetheart, also an electrician got married and they got wired into each other.
05 Oct 2025 13:54:53
Two red corpuscles got married and they made love in dead Earnest.
05 Oct 2025 14:01:58
The biggest joke of them all are the Celtic Board.
05 Oct 2025 15:54:55
Plumber wanted a divorce, went home to his wife and it’s over flo ?.
05 Oct 2025 17:10:59
Two fish in a tank and one fish says to the other fish"do you know how to drive this? "
Man walks into a bar and says "ouch"
How do you know ET is a Rangers fan? Because he looks like one.