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02 Nov 2025 11:30:15
To the tune of my old man's a dustman

Il Duce Dermot Desmond the Dictator with a Tash
Thinks he's doing us all a favour
But never spends our cash

He is our absent landlord, never off the course
His will must be obeyed or he will have us all on toast.

You can take your petty tirades.
Your stories to the Sun
You think the models working
But you are the only one

Il Duce Dermot Desmond, the Dictator with a Tash
Thinks he's doing us all a favour
But never spends our cash
His puppets on the board, weaklings to a man.
You may have won the boardroom pal
You'll never beat the Celtic fans.

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02 Nov 2025 11:54:01
I can't get the tune quite right as when try to sing it I keep ending up singing my old man's a provo?.

02 Nov 2025 11:57:35
Love ? it magcpole.





 

 

 
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