30 Oct 2025 19:09:08
WHIPPERSNAPPERS NOT ALLOWED
With Celtic going back in for a manager aged 73, the club intend to make some other changes.
Green Brigade Banned and their standing area will be renamed THE JUNGLE
Nobody under 60 allowed in Celtic Park
The catering section will be revamped and only Macaroons and Spearmint Chewing Gum will be sold inside stadium, with good old watered down Bovril, giving fans a taste of Nostalgia
Only Celtic songs of the 1960/ 1970 Era allowed with Holograms of GLEN DALY all around the stadium
Supporters busses will be banned and all fans going to the stadium MUST arrive by TROLLEY BUS painted Green White and Yellow
Celtic Park will be renamed
THE HOLY GROUND.
30 Oct 2025 19:33:04
Will we have the wee blue cars around the pitch.
{Ed007's Note - In the toilets at HT snorting blood pressure tablets, passing round Wurther Originals & squeezing out prostate problem pees.....
30 Oct 2025 19:38:08
And allowed to pee wer your standing ?.
{Ed007's Note - ??
30 Oct 2025 19:44:21
Wee Joe my pal had one of those three wheeled blue cars and him and I travelled to away games except ones in Aberdeen and Dundee as the "tricycle" could not manage long drives
ED007 most of fans around me at games never bothered with toilets a good old Tennents Lager can sufficed.
{Ed007's Note - Aye, and your boaby looked like you had been attacked by a drunk Rabbi if someone dunted you!}
30 Oct 2025 20:46:38
Are we having a defib behind every seat, second hand ones obviously?
{Ed007's Note - GET YOUR VIAGRA..... MACARROON & VIAGRA....
30 Oct 2025 21:18:33
That takes me back ? …. and the macaroons.
30 Oct 2025 22:14:39
Cheese and meat rolls anyone ?.
{Ed007's Note - Egg sandwiches and a cut up melon, drinking Tizer, and sitting on Barrasie beach....feckn freezing!!! 15 of us crammed into my dad's Montego estate leaving Fairhill...
30 Oct 2025 23:44:13
And the golden rivers flowing from the top!
31 Oct 2025 07:43:49
Radio Clyde on Jimmy Sanderson "were you at the game caller" 5 mins after the game the boys back in Hamilton. The taste of special brew and merrydown still fresh.
31 Oct 2025 08:21:21
Pouring watery bovril on your half-cooked pie to heat it. Chants of John Grieg when a dug ran on the pitch and the mandatory 'lost boy' announcement at half time over the tannoid.
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