09 Nov 2020 10:06:34
If you are a Punter, DO NOT get married

Over the weekend I had a profitable time with my football bets (mainly penalties) and also my American election bet.
I watch CNN and they were predicting a Biden win but to lose Florida, I looked up odds on Biden and it was only 4/ 7 but add in the Florida bet and it went up to 5/ 2 so when Sly paid out Sunday I was a happy Tim.
UNTIL Mrs T burst my bubble by "claiming" the profits for the family Christmas fund, she had said days earlier she wanted to make this year "extra special for the girls" which I did not mind, EXCEPT this poor Tim is apparently PAYING for it all groan.
Mrs T graciously allowed me to keep my initial outlay but ALL profits went to her fund.
Anybody know a CHEAP divorce lawyer please.

1.) 09 Nov 2020
09 Nov 2020 11:30:07
Your lucky to have a good strong woman to keep you right Tim. 👍😂.

2.) 09 Nov 2020
09 Nov 2020 12:19:00
@Buzz Bomb I am the Les Dawson on here, with him it was mother in law jokes, with me Mrs T
She knows I love and cherish her, besides I do not fancy any more nights in our garden shed lol.

3.) 09 Nov 2020
09 Nov 2020 13:07:02
Tim, brilliant! I'm old enough to remember watching Les Dawson on the telly - he could pull a face.

4.) 10 Nov 2020
10 Nov 2020 17:26:05
Tim I have a deal with my wife that if I win over 100 sheets then we go out for dinner. Only ever happens a few times a season so isn't too bad and it's a free night out usually. U got to make a deal with the Mrs that u keep at least 20% as your bonus fund 🤣🤣.