23 Aug 2022 12:25:28
I've been given a tip from my ITK source who rarely let's me down with his info. We're in for a new striker, apparently he's a South American with a fiery temper and a questionable haircut. He's just been left out by his club and it's thought a fee of around £40M should secure it but we need to act fast because there's another 50 unnamed clubs ready to pounce.

1.) 23 Aug 2022
23 Aug 2022 12:53:01
South American striker with a fiery temper, £40M sounds like a bargain.
Did your guy ITK say anything about his attitude, wouldn’t want to be saddled by a player who keeps getting sent off, and eats to many pies.

2.) 23 Aug 2022
23 Aug 2022 14:23:36
I'm reliably informed his hunger for pies is matched only by his hunger for scoring goals, although he often diets around derby day lol.