04 May 2022 11:39:20
Given that the POTY results have been dished out I thought I'd dish a few out of my own!

Manager of the year - obviuosly Ed 007

Poster of the year - impossible to see past Buzz for his info.

No prisoners taken of the year - Auf1888return (still laughing at you calling me a "hot yin" a while ago!

Wind up merchant of the year - Timalloy

Hide and seek champion of the year - Rico Annoni/ Rayman999

Favourite chatter of the year - FGA

New poster of the year - got to be Chalky or Pedro

Honourable mention of the year - everyone else.

It has been a pleasure to read your nonsense this years lads.
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Arriba los championees elect.

{Ed007's Note - Pedro's been here for more than a year - or maybe it just feels like that lol}

1.) 04 May 2022
04 May 2022 11:49:04
Still a newbie in my book Ed!

{Ed007's Note - The Book of Stubbsie - that would be some mind bending read!}

2.) 04 May 2022
04 May 2022 12:28:04
Hahaha Ed - you'd probably find it somewhere between the best of the Mr Men books and the worst of the Old Testament!

Your book would be between Playboy and Mrs Beetons Cookbook!

{Ed007's Note - I'm more an Amateur Housewives Special that you found in a hedge or down the park back in the the good old days.}

3.) 04 May 2022
04 May 2022 12:30:13
Very good Stubbsie don't worry i am back mate.
I remember a good few yrs ago (ed @ tim will remember) i did a xmas pressie list.
Ed it would be interesting to see how many on that list are still here.

{Ed007's Note - I tried to find it in the archive but can't see it. This did pop up though and seeing as it's my birthday I don't see why not.....

4.) 04 May 2022
04 May 2022 13:09:49
@ED007 there used to be a group of people near where I live who would randomly leave books of all descriptions and titles on benches, outside shops etc for anyone to pick up and take away and read, it came with a note to "once read, please pass it on to someone else" (sadly Mrs T would NOT let me take the Playboy lol)

@Stubbieshorse we could not leave you out, so you get
"Most imaginative username/ tag on Celtic Rumours"

{Ed007's Note - That's all poor Mrs T needs, you getting funny ideas from "adult" magazine ? My mum used to go mental if I took an FHM into the house - I think it was in case my dad got hold of it!}

5.) 04 May 2022
04 May 2022 13:53:47
ha ha ha ED007 True Story years ago there used to be a newsagent that stocked all the "adult mags" and being "growing, curious lads" us boys would go in after school (told you it was years ago lol) but the shop owners wife used to take all the mags down and put them in back shop until we had all left.

{Ed007's Note - I've always wondered about who actually had the bottle to walk in and buy them!}

6.) 04 May 2022
04 May 2022 14:29:01
Thanks Tim - I'll take that but it was so nearly StubbsiesStaunch or StubbsiesLoyal! (joke) You need to get yourself a wee avatar too Tim', there are green strippit frogs or tigers still available. Or maybe you prefer a green starting handle to signify being a Rangers wind up! My fav is Barney and Fred in Celtic tops - pure class.

Ed - FHM - Claire Goose - yes please - and make sure the toilet door is locked hahahaha.

{Ed007's Note - Who? I only bought it for the articles ?

7.) 04 May 2022
04 May 2022 14:58:47
Who is Claire Goose? Admit it - she was the reason you had to smash your bed sheets with a toffee hammer every morning before school!

Ed - type in Rayman - go to 23rd Dec 2015 - voila, one Xmas list. I don't recognise many folk but maybe they have changed user names. You sh should do a wee shout out and see if any of them are still reading.

{Ed007's Note -

23 Dec 2015 16:49:23

Merry Christmas ed and to 1 and all.
Wud also like to give out a few presents as its the festive season.
I not rich so forgive me if I missed a few.
ED, A pair of goalie gloves as he cudnt do worse than Gordon, and a new 1 year rolling contract for excellent work.
Jamie, Sensible guy, loads of common sense, unabusive, but what the heck are you doing on here lol. So your getting a new life.
JimTim, Your our stats man, so a calculator for you so you can make Ronnys stats look good.
Gerry C, Consistent level headed knows his stuff and intelligent, was going to get you Encyclopedia brittanica but we had enough of that intelligent stuff. The Broons book for you.
Delphic, Mr Consistent always backs Ronny - eh well until now that is, so Highway code for you so you can stay on the right road.
Oldbhoy/Chris02, 1 year subscription to all Newspapers, Membership to SFA and a referees course. We all know how much he will enjoy that.
DN30, my friend and yours is getting a clock, it will give him something else to wind up instead of us. And a Neil Lennon calender of course.
Celticforever, A Ronny Deila watch as we know how much he loves him.
Paradisewon, A new typewriter as the old one has got to be broke by now the amount of abuse it takes.
Weepat, a new joke book in English preferably and a cake with a saw in it to escape B

8.) 04 May 2022
04 May 2022 15:15:05
You didn't need to buy them as you could find them in the bushes.

{Ed007's Note - Exactly! I've had this conversation before on the Discord about that.}

9.) 04 May 2022
04 May 2022 15:28:45
The Guy in that Penny Arcade video should be on BGT. ?‍♂️?.

{Ed007's Note - ??

10.) 04 May 2022
04 May 2022 15:55:44
Is it a guy i thought it was a girl (of sorts) lol.
Never noticed before but its good to know they sing 'when blue turns to green'

{Ed007's Note - I thought it was a girl until I noticed the sideburns so it must be a middle aged woman.}

11.) 04 May 2022
04 May 2022 17:03:05
I bought a jazz mag from the services near Newcastle once. Done the job. You don't see many scud books in shops now tho? Or am I just not seeing them?

{Ed007's Note - I have heard you can find dirty pictures on the internet if you know where to look so the young un's, dirty old men and lorry drivers will be all over that.}

12.) 04 May 2022
04 May 2022 18:23:45
@gerrymcgin, you got off to a jazz mag, Louis Armstrong, Duke Ellington and that kind of thing, each to their own I guess ??.

{Ed007's Note - ????

13.) 04 May 2022
04 May 2022 20:09:09
Agg I'm more Coltrane but any holes a goal mucker?.

14.) 05 May 2022
05 May 2022 10:09:44
Talk about blow your own trumpet guys HH.