20 Jul 2013 18:02:52
In the mid July heat down Govan way, a new bromance flourishes strong. Alastair and Craig we are reliably informed, by? the man in the know who likes to blabber, enjoy sharing beers together, and sharing pies? They have intimate long chats into the balmy night, possibly discussing imaginary transfer targets, imaginary budgets, imaginary hair restorative products and compare notes on weight loss plans.
Alastair finally has a soul mate, someone to fill the lonely void of the last two years. Someone who understands, someone who cares.
The day of reckoning is a distant thought from an angry time. Nothing could be further from his mind in these perfect summer days of golden pre season. A happily ever after beckons.
But as the sun sets and the light fades, Craig M pulls off his rubber mask to reveal, shock horror, old flame Craig W. the nightmare goes on.

1.) 20 Jul 2013
Yes indeed its ibroke back mountain lol mm

2.) 20 Jul 2013
'As he rubbed Craig's greasy hair Ally knew he had found the right man, a man who would support his dreams.It was perfect.Standing on the pitch at a moonlit Ibrox they spoke of their dreams, of their love of pies and brown brogues, but most importantly their future together.Ally knew this was the man for him.Whyte had promised him the earth only to dump him for a blond in Monaco. Green was even worse, Ally was taken in by his strong, big hands and promises of big contrcts. He had been a fool, but he knew this was the real thing. Craig moved forward and tried to slip his hands around Ally's waist, they laughed together as they both knew this was impossible.It was perfect.Craig gently wiped some pie crust from Ally's lips, leant forward and whispered what Ally wanted to hear. We are the people.Ally held him tightly and said 'you had me at we'. green jhedi

3.) 20 Jul 2013
Moonbeams of success will shine on ibrokeback. - SDM

4.) 20 Jul 2013
Then bomber brown sticks on the floodlights and gives them a bashing.

5.) 20 Jul 2013
As a rangers season ticket holder, I have to say that green jehdi was spot on and it was good to finally get a good bit of banter. You should post it on the rangers page.Thought it was so appropriate with the way he acts with every chief executive we get.

6.) 21 Jul 2013
Well in Rab1