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24 Apr 2022 19:43:31
Majorly disappointed in Celtic - I predicted 3-0 today!

And then there was 4. Games running out for them now.

I had to have a massive laugh at one of my Rangers supporting nephews (no blood relation! ) . He pluckily told me that even if we win in the next derby then MATHMATICALLY we still have not won the league when we play them. Technically it is true, but I reminded him of the famous Lloyd Christmas line when he asks the gorgeous beauty if he has the opportunity to date her. She says "Lloyd it's about one in a million mate". Lloyd thinks for a moment and excitedly exclaims with a huge smile "SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S A CHANCE". Nephew says Lloyd was technically right! What chance have you got with them at times eh? Sometimes I really think they have unicorn sprinkles for breakfast.

Great result today - the boy Taylor did well and Jota found his dancing slippers again.

It's great being us.

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24 Apr 2022 20:26:56
Brilliant Patter StubbiesHorse, give him pelters. ?.

24 Apr 2022 20:54:52

Taylor was my MOTM and has had a fantastic season. Ed has offered to fight anybody they says otherwise and my butler James agrees. Big shout out to Airdrie Bhoy Anthony Ralston as well. ☘️.

{Ed007's Note - I was disappointed that he wasn't called Alfred like Batman ?

24 Apr 2022 21:48:55
Should of been 3 nil Stubbsie goal wrongly chopped aff.

24 Apr 2022 22:45:53
Can you have a word with my bookie Vin1!

25 Apr 2022 06:41:06
Your back to the numbers thing again stubsie Jesus someone give these kids blocks or something HH.

25 Apr 2022 11:24:04
Jic 1956
I gave up numbers and things years ago.
I had just finally got the hang of numbers (adding subtracting etc. )
Then some smart teacher came along and added fecking letters!
I mean 3a x 4 = eleventy five!

25 Apr 2022 12:27:33
Nice 14 I mean 1 tinytim.



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