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25 Nov 2021 00:44:03
Just pure curiosity but what age is timalloy? No need to answer if your coy bud. Been on here for years and always wondered.

{Ed007's Note - Timbo is Methuselah's great-Papa, we've tried to carbon date him but as he doesn't have a single hair on his body it's not happening.
I heard he was a traffic warden on The Ark, if you weren't wearing a suit you weren't getting in.}

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25 Nov 2021 09:04:01
His first post was in sandscript, printed on Fred Flintstones' Dodo bird, billed typewriter. I know coz I was there anaw.

25 Nov 2021 09:05:34
Heard he was one of the original three wise men from the East, unfortunately his wisdom deserted him, when he moved through to the west.
Sounds about right, if the horse tips are anything to go by.

25 Nov 2021 09:47:00
Listen ED007 and all you Philistines I only came on here originally to boost ED007 poster figures in those days when I arrived all the sevvies came over to "sing my praises and engage with myself and our Mark" lol He enjoyed all their "tasteful" repartee
Today I still have jet black hair (thanks to Swarchkopf)
a full set of teeth top and bottom (which are kept in a jar by my bedside"
An athletic figure similar to a Greek God of the same period lol
It is embarrassing when I am out with Mrs T and all the females wolf whistle ME
Gerry you can guess my age by this wee clue
I saw the Lisbon Lions in PERSON and was an "Celtic Ultra" in the old Parkhead Jungle long before the Green Brigade were even thought of
Hail Hail.

{Ed007's Note - That's true enough, Tim, fair play to you sir and it was because of people trying to cause trouble for you we set up the log in system. You have been here for as long as I remember and you have given me so much help, encouragement and advice over the years ?

25 Nov 2021 10:39:16
not sure about age but rumour is that he used to hang about with Keith Richards in the Garden of Eden.

25 Nov 2021 12:13:38
Ha ha ha ED007 yes I used to go across and do some "fishing" and at first it was quite amusing but then when they realised
I was winning all the abuse and vile name calling began.
ED007 do you remember also I was accused of having several sign in names and was even accused of trying to turn the Liverpool fans against them by pretending to be a sevvie on their site. As you know ED001 and I think ED002 ran the Kop site very tightly and nothing got past them, but still I got accused. So I stopped going over as it was not worth all the hassle.

{Ed007's Note - You still get get right under their skin as well after all these years but I think Buzzbomb has knocked you off your perch with his stats ?

25 Nov 2021 12:21:35
Reading his posts I'd go for between 5 and 10 or 60 to 70.

{Ed007's Note - Tim on a good day.....


25 Nov 2021 12:23:08
Haha quality.

25 Nov 2021 13:40:45
Mrs T would agree with your GIPHY.

{Ed007's Note - I bet she would. Never mind getting you on a podcast I'd love to get Mrs T on to spill the beans about you ??

25 Nov 2021 14:00:24
Both Tim and I s birth certificates were found in the dead Sea scrolls (for yous younger Google it ) ha HH.

25 Nov 2021 14:41:36
Hi Tim i hear u excercise every morning. You take your teeth out. Thanks Berrie.



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