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07 Feb 2021 18:40:49
It's also been a strange season for Liverpool without their fans.
They're breaking all kinds of records for the wrong reasons similar to Celtic.
Losing 7-2 in the league.
A few weeks ago they went 8 hours without scoring a league goal.
Losing at home in the league 3 times in a row for the first time since 1963.
Earlier in the season Celtic lost 4 games in a row at home for the first time since 1957/ 58.
This is definitely a season to forget in trying to win the behind closed doors title but with the changes coming throughout the club and with our amazing fans back in Paradise, we can get back to our glory days.

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07 Feb 2021 18:59:53
Well said Buzz.

07 Feb 2021 19:34:33
First time they let 4 in since 2009. Remember the 4 - 4 game against Arsenal ( Andre Arshavin ) . At the moment they are missing big Virgil.

{Ed007's Note - Aston Villa beat them 7-2 in October with van Dijk in the team - maybe there's an ex-defender on the coaching staff they can blame 😁

07 Feb 2021 20:12:51
No excuses we’ve been sh. te they’ve been sh. te.

07 Feb 2021 20:21:19
Lol Ed
Damn defensive coaches that can’t coach defenders, maybe they could get Carragher in to pass on his wisdom although not sure sly could do without such outstanding punditry lol πŸ˜‚.

{Ed007's Note - I can just see Carragher standing there giving the players a spiel and they all turn round to Klopp to translate it for them πŸ˜‚

07 Feb 2021 20:25:13
Who is the ex defender Ed.

{Ed007's Note - ??}

07 Feb 2021 20:50:15
Corkpaul think Ed007 was relating it to folk slagging off Kennedy for our defensive lapses this season, due to him having been a defender.
Lol Ed007 his is a real thick (being the operative word) scouse accent, saw him at the tail end of soccer am (weeks ago) giving it 'c'mon stevie g's gers against hibs as they're going for the treble'!
Not sure if he's so thick that he believed that (or blanked out st Mirren pumping sevco in the cup) or he thinks they've a hope in hell of the UEFA cup lol not to mention we can win our 5th Scottish cup in a row n will be going all out to do so, if its played/ played to a conclusion.

{Ed007's Note - I've actually started watching SoccerAM again recently, it's nowhere near what it was like but it passes an hour and a half when I get up and tidying up on the sites. I've been arguing with myself for months though that Jimmy Bullard used to be called Jamie, but it's like I always thought that TV show Grotbags watched was called Sex In the City but it's really always been Sex and the City, and Looney Toons was really Looney Tunes - this $hit keeps me up at night mate πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
Oh and don't even get me started on the Star Wars stuff like C3POs silver leg and how Darth Vader broke the news to Luke in TESB.}

07 Feb 2021 21:35:58
Used to love soccer am, especially when Noel G was on it, I catch it now and again when I remember. Jimmy Bullard lol mind him doing the was it Phil (cant mind his surname) that did the lecture on the pitch Haha I thought it was sex in the city too, shows what I know πŸ˜‚
It bothers me more that simbas dad was Luke's dad too lol.

{Ed007's Note - Here's one, the Jack character from Titanic is really a time traveller sent back to save Rose from dying πŸ˜‰ Google it lol He mentions fishing at a lake that didn't exist until 1917 and he promises to take Rose to a fairground or ride on the Santa Monica pier which wasn't built until 1916.
What if Jack never actually existed like in The Sixth Sense or Dead Man's Shoes?
I can talk absolute garbage about stuff like that πŸ˜‚ I need to get out more when this lockdown's over.}

07 Feb 2021 22:18:07
So is bendy water real or not?

{Ed007's Note - I'm not answering that but I will say you should ask LG, he's never been the same since that happened. International football has never been the same since Diana Ross missed that penalty at the opening ceremony of USA '94 and LG has never been the same since this:

07 Feb 2021 22:30:19
I'm going to tell my son that 1. He is obsessed with the titanic, been to the museum over in Belfast and he loves the DiCaprio film (God knows why and he's watched it multiple timeslol) and is a bit of a history buff especially with ships,
He has a book on the titanic, the DVD, a Lego titanic set, memorabilia from the museum and everything haha can't wait to pickle his mind lol
I bore the missus with constant talk of the Beatles and John Lennon/ oasis over and above anything and everything Celtic related. That and married with children/ al Bundy lol.

{Ed007's Note - Make her watch the Last Will and testament of George Harrison and stuff about how Paul McCartney died in a car crash in the 60s that'll lead you to stuff about Laurel Canyon (Google Weird Scenes Inside the Canyon) and what was behind the 60s hippie movement in LA. I'm not saying all this stuff is real btw but it's interesting to watch and think about and a bit of a laugh - and I know piles of it lol
What's the Al Bundy stuff about?

07 Feb 2021 22:33:39
That fandan who is spouting pish about flat earth needs his head examined.

There is loads of proof that the earth is a sphere. You can use Gaussian geometry of spheres for example. Or you can set up a laser and detector and fire the laser over a long distance and it shows that the earth curves over large distances because the laser does not hit the detector.

{Ed007's Note - So how does that explains LG's fitness problems since then - it's a hex I tell ye πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ Isn't Gaussian geometry based on the ASSUMPTION that during any measurement values will follow a normal distribution with an equal number of measurements above and below the mean value?
I Googled that just to be annoying LAW lol I have no idea what it means 😁

08 Feb 2021 09:45:54
This is called the bell curve.

08 Feb 2021 09:45:23
You are talking about gauss distribution, which is different topic.

{Ed007's Note - πŸ‘πŸ˜

08 Feb 2021 00:25:11
Think of it like this, if you had 2 people standing at the equator at a different line of longitude and they both headed north in a straight line. If the earth was flat they would remain parallel and never meet. However, if the surface is curved like a sphere, they will meet at the top of the sphere. This is easily testible.

Also in cruved geometry the angles in a triangle no longer add up to 180 degrees.

{Ed007's Note - You know far too much about this stuff, LAW. Answer me this then, if you had 2 people standing at the equator at a different line of longitude and they both headed north in a straight line would the see a fit LG? 😁

07 Feb 2021 23:17:26
Ed I watched some documentary on laurel canyon, with Crosby stills and nash, Jim Morrison moved in for a bit, Joni Mitchell was down there too, which was all before Manson moved in and then it all went a bit Pete tong and the nobody trusted a hippie.
The macca rumours were really funny, the fact Lennon sang about it in how do you sleep seemed to add to the myth, it's kinda like the 1s about jim Morrison being down somewhere in Africa and that elvis is still being spotted in burger joints in Alabama or some other red neck area lol
Al bundy is just I love al bundy from the show and bore her with tales of episodes featuring my hero lol (yes not really my hero but the character is just gem) . I even have an al bundy polk high football shirt with the name bundy, folk kept asking me if it was for Ted bundy Haha
Apart from his fitness, or lack, but lg's first touch recently had been gash. In general in football seems a common thing that a first touch takes you 5 yards back the way lol, what happened to stopping the ball dead.

{Ed007's Note - Al Bundy? that's just weird mate πŸ˜‚



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