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03 Jan 2021 12:50:50
Facts*
20 years 15 league titles.
European Final.
Invincible for a season.
4 consecutive trebles.
9 in a row again.
1 club.
4 seasons.
12 trophies.
Their best start since 67/ 68.
Celtic still won the league.
We've played 19 out of 38 so half way.
They are 19 points ahead.
We have 3 games in hand.
6 points up for grabs against them.
Win all our games.
Gap 4 points.
Nothing won.
Nothing lost.
Nothing conceded.
The lady hasn't sung.
Albeit she's in the building and warming up. But she's appearing in Scotland and Europe.
And being fat a heart attack isn't impossible.
Regroup.
Refocus.
Not dead.
Out of Breath.
Stick with Neil for the rest of the season.
Then let's twist again next summer.

*Buzz Bomb to confirm.

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03 Jan 2021 13:01:48
Facts 2.**

74 degrees in Dubai.
-5 in Dumbarton.

** Buzz Bomb to confirm.

03 Jan 2021 13:10:35
Good post JFP
Celtic need to claw back at least 4 points before we play them on March 20th at Celtic Park.
If we manage those baby steps, the league will be back in our own hands.
Before that game Celtic have 12 league games to play and Sevco will have 9 league games.
Celtic definitely need to bring in a good CB in January due to Jullian’s injury and with Duffy not being good enough.
It’s a minimum requirement and then we’ll take it from there.

03 Jan 2021 13:12:49
I can confirm it’s at least -5 in Coatbridge 😂.

03 Jan 2021 13:22:05
Buzz Bomb Cheers it’s feckn Baltic in Airdrie as well 😂👍.

03 Jan 2021 13:26:09
Jfp that would great wallpaper to cover the cracks with. yes great stats but yet here we are embarrassed and humiliated and put of ucl eul league cup .19 points behind an average rangers . yes we have 3 games in hand but will / can we win them . 😁 what was that old song ""always look on the bright side of life "" is it still possible to win league. of course .

03 Jan 2021 13:27:41
Is that officially hell freezing over then jfp.

03 Jan 2021 13:48:24
DRB as it says in the bible ‘many were cauld-and two were frozen’. 😂 I’m not trying to paper over the cracks I’m as aware as anybody that it’s time for changes and for a new man to rebuild back better to use current parlance. But while we can debate among ourselves how we got here-who’s to blame-and most importantly how to sort it we still need a plan for now to give them a run for their money over the remainder of the season. When they come back from their beach holiday suitably rested and suntanned of course.

03 Jan 2021 13:54:09
Fact- it takes 1 whole day for a human to digest a banana.

03 Jan 2021 14:03:12
Phil is that right? I like facts and love bananas. ☘️👍.

03 Jan 2021 14:17:35
Another interesting fact.
Both Celtic and Sevco have had 36 shots on target against them in the league this season.
Celtic have conceded 15 goals from those 36 shots on target.
Which is 3 times as many as them who have only conceded 5 league goals.
That’s a massive difference even though Sevco have played 3 more league games.

03 Jan 2021 16:36:32
JFP, Dumbarton hasn't thawed oot since the Ice Age (lol)

03 Jan 2021 16:49:09
Pedro-aye it’s no warm down you’re way either. I was at a charity night a couple of years back I think it was in Dumbarton Harp Social Club? I wish I was in Dubia! 😂☘️.

03 Jan 2021 18:03:29
Ancient capital of Strathclyde - superb.
If I was in Dubai and our lot rocked up at the hotel I'd get lifted.







 

 

 
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