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24 Jul 2020 12:32:25
ED007 looks like you can relax now when visiting your church, a Carfin man (just HAD TO BE LOL) has invented a CONTACTLESS Holy water dispenser.
Another problem solved by a TIM.

{Ed007's Note - I seen that the other day, Tim 👍 Mass is REALLY weird now with all the restrictions.}

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24 Jul 2020 14:09:31
Mixed reports again from the tabloids about the AEK keeper. Talking about Personal term been met how can they do this Ed 007.

{Ed007's Note - How can who do what, Rich?}

24 Jul 2020 14:42:26
How can personal terms be met between player and club before price or valuation has still to be agreed with buying and selling clubs?

{Ed007's Note - It's quite normal for clubs to talk with agents about their clients even before there's any concrete approach to their clubs.

The process should be along the lines of: Clubs will typically informally ask an agent (a) if the player is going to be available, and (b) would the player consider a move to the club. There may be some broad discussion on the sort of deal that would be offered but no more than that.
If the answer is yes, it is then necessary for the club to approach the player's club to ask if they would be willing to sell and if they would grant permission to speak to a player's agent formally about a transfer and possibly even the player about actually making a move. This will typically involve either broadly (through an offer) or actually agreeing a fee and responsibility for any significant costs (agents fees etc.).
Once this has happened the club will be able to speak to the player's agent and perhaps the player himself to look at the package that will be involved. Many players are looked at and discussed at a high-level with agents and clubs; a subset of those have an offer placed; a subset of those involve discussions with the player's club; a subset of those involve discussions over terms, and; a subset of those go ahead.

Agents will often try and get more specific details of wages and other financials before they should - but most clubs are happy to follow this process. Players will often talk to other players about moves but, whilst wrong, is tolerated as it would be impossible to manage.}

24 Jul 2020 14:49:13
🤣 Ed does the T stand for Transfers with Rich T.

{Ed007's Note - I'm saying nothing 🤐

24 Jul 2020 15:54:55
Cheers Ed 007.

{Ed007's Note - 👍

24 Jul 2020 16:56:02
Hi Ed. Does that mean that generally when the club receives an offer or is approached about one of their players, the buying club has already had a conversation with either the player, his agent or both?

{Ed007's Note - Yep.}

24 Jul 2020 16:59:24
Any word on new players coming in?

{Ed007's Note - I haven't buddy.}

24 Jul 2020 17:31:35
Think we was trying to give you your weekly allocation of words in one post Rich.

24 Jul 2020 18:06:21
How did this thread manage to go from Churches, Mass and holy water to the possible transfer of the AEK Athens goalie 🤣.

24 Jul 2020 18:18:32
I haven't been to mass for, ahem, a while (I know, I know) but wondering how you show peace between your fellow massees nowadays?

{Ed007's Note - Just a nod and wee wave mate, there's no hymns, hymnbooks, missals or bulletins. There's only 44 people allowed in the Chapel I go to, you need to register and book your spot then give your name when you go in where the floor's all marked out and pews are blocked off. And there's only one reading and the Gospel now.
Mass usually lasts about 45 mins but now it's Communion and out the door, it started at 4 last week and I was back in the house for 4:40 and that's me having to phone and wait for a taxi after it.}

24 Jul 2020 20:16:29
Some water is better no water roll on when I can attend mass again.

24 Jul 2020 20:35:21
Ed that sounds mental but it reminded me of a funny story about the priest from Twechar. He use to claim he done the fastest mass in the west. Everyone loved it. In and out sharpish 😂.

{Ed007's Note - Bishop Toal likes a quick Mass as well, you're out the door after half an hour tops.}

24 Jul 2020 22:06:49
🤣 Kev Fr Flash As we all called him.

25 Jul 2020 07:29:46
Sounds ideal Ed!

25 Jul 2020 09:24:03
Im surprised twechar has a priest, I thought everyone would've went to croy or kilsyth.

25 Jul 2020 10:35:40
Stevie, think they were trying to convince themselves we are about to sign another Holy Goalie.

25 Jul 2020 14:33:47
It’s shut now as a chapel am sure Steph.



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