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09 Mar 2020 17:51:59
Well I've been well caught out. I had in the distance past, i. e. a few months promised the missus I'd go to her parents for this weekend who I may add live in the sticks and hate football.

This was before I remembered the game was on although I sneakily think she was aware. Anyway to get out of it in order to see the game I've promised to get her a bottle of coco chanel.

A good compromise me thinks.

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09 Mar 2020 18:20:31
Tell her to tell her folks you said Hi, compromise hee haw! " Aye hen I'll just miss Ibrox away tae go n see your folks😂😂.

09 Mar 2020 18:35:56
Bottle of Britney spears, lambrusco and a Tesco micro meal. romantic country retreat for one. Sorted.

09 Mar 2020 19:43:54
Watch you don’t drop it Weemope!

09 Mar 2020 21:44:29
She’s not going to her mums mope something fishy there.

09 Mar 2020 21:51:16
never mind the coco chanel get her a box of coco pops.

10 Mar 2020 00:11:25
Never work rob she's on a no carb diet which apparently excludes all cereals from the diet. However, I do enjoy eating mine in front of her of a morning while she's drinking a shake.

Not Celtic related I know but I still wear a celtic top when I get out of bed.

10 Mar 2020 11:18:01
Get her to watch the peepul, they’ve got Coco the clown at centre forward 🤭🤭🤭.

10 Mar 2020 13:24:12
Get her a sample bottle, probably still cost u an arm and a leg. These women just need to understand that celtic were in your life first and if they leave, celtic will still be there so its all good. If only the other mob could say that with a straight face.



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