Celtic Banter Archive September 09 2011

09 Sep 2011 21:30:40
Evening Ed
Am just being a bit lazy here, but mrs kb is oan my case for using the laptop. How much did Celtic's redevelopment cost and is it paid off now ?
Just thinking of LFC's possible new stadium..
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - It was done in stages KB, we moved to Hampden for a season while the first stage was being done. The construction costs were estimated at around £23 million pounds, but the whole project cost nearer £60 million. All bought and paid for years ago KB.}

Yeah mid 90's wasn't it. like we should have done then. £60m eh, cheap at 1/7th of the price !.
Ta ed.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - Yeah, between 1994 and 1998.}

Real KB, a Mr Whyte has just been in touch, you can have Ibrox lock stock and barrell for £500k and a one way flight to Cuba

Lol. As long as they throw in Jelly eh !
The Real KB

Ed, Is Murray Park now paid in full or do Rangers still owe money on it, just have visions of it being dismantled brick by brick to pay it off ha ha Neil T
(wee pat thanks for cheering me up during my illness, lang may yer lum reek) {Ed007's Note - As far as I know, no money is owed regarding Murray Park.}

Sorry tae heer ye wur ill big chap get well soon iz the mighty hoops needs aw its boays tae be rite behind thum wance a tim ....
best ah luk sun .pp

09 Sep 2011 20:40:14
am in the nood fur luv simply bekos am neer me ..................,here you av goat abone tae pik wae you big chap,
A why huv ye bloked up the lettrbox,( ah meen dae ye no its gonae make yir GIRO hard tae get cashid?) n also the keehole, ur you two sum kind ah weerdos ? its jist thit ah canae see whit yez ur daen, noo whit herm is it daen ed if yuv git nuthin tae hide, then OPUN UP, (hey av git a moovie tae make n am oan a tite skedule wae wee brado n co ,
D. am fed up climin up the same laddur iz the wee windae cleenur, (see wen he lets wan go n 'yir 50 feet up in the air its no clevur ed so lift yir blinds ur am printin yer adress.
B.lets get it own iz marty gaye sade ,naw he wiznae gay. gay .its jist thit hiz da shot hum thru the heed, (here ah n hope he nevur sang that song tae hiz da?

ed ahv notised thit you n big moniepinie nevur go oot
so how ur wee the ordiniry punturs huv a look roon yir pad?)
anywaey its your turn fur the stairs ( noo thats goat ye thinkin!) {Ed007's Note - Our local pubs aren't the type of places you would take a lady Pat, 'eye-ball paulling' vodka competitions aren't Moneypenny's speciality (you know what that is, hence the taped up letterbox ya wee sex case!).

Kinell edwit dae ah huv tae dae tae get oan famuly fortunes agane?
ahv goat aw ma ansurs tae the potenshul kwestions,
Q.what would ye do if a lepur gave you the fingur?
A. eat it !.
Q.whats the most common chat up line?
A. diz this hankie smell ah chroriform tae you!
Q.whats the difference between divorce & legal separation?
A>legal sepurishun lets the man stash his cash?
Q.name a bad place to fall asleep?
A a furnace!
Q something you mount?
A.a mountane?
Qname a type of bean?
A.ah lesbean?
Q somethin that makes you close your eyes?
A. the dark?
Q a boys name beginning with the letter J ?
A.gerald?
Q. name something made of wool ?
A.a sheep?
Q .someone who works early hours?
A.a burglar?
Q.something you might hide in your socks when you go swimming?
A> yir feet?
Q. something a policeman might say?
A. mornin pat?
q something you do in water ?
A. wallpapur?
Q>something on your body you only have one of ?
A.yir big toe?
Q.something you might open other than adoor?
A.yir bowuls?
Q.an occupation where you might need a torch?
A.a burglur agane!
Q. something you might use a microchip in ?
A. a micrwave ovun?
Q a famous royal?
A. mail?
Q some famous brothers ?
A. bonnie n clde?
Q.something that you would keep in a garden shed ?
a gairdnur?
Q something youd wear on the beach
A. a dekchare?
Q a part of the body beginning with "N"
A. nee?
Q something red?
A> ma arse?
Q something with a hole in it ?
A.a windae?
Q something you put on walls?
A a ceilun?
Q. something that floats in the bath?
A.waatur?
Q something in the garden thats green?
A> vera?
Q.a famous scotsman?
A.jock?
whit dae ye think ed ready ur whit?????
posso pat {Ed007's Note - I think you might win this time Pat.}

09 Sep 2011 20:06:00
hey Ed is Tim having posting problems or is he just taking a break i have seen he has been getting a lot of stick from some of the rangers fans that cant grasp the meaning of a banter page


Tony {Ed007's Note - He hasn't been in touch to say he is having any problems Tony.}

Ed, I was going to ask that question also, I thought that with all the Rangers fans complaining about Timalloy, you were not taking his posts to appease them. Neil T {Ed007's Note - No way Neil, I don't do that kind of censorship mate. Tim can take it, in fact he revels in it I think lol}}

09 Sep 2011 14:56:23
dear Ed, trying to pass some time as I am so bored in here. My thoughts on all Rangers financial problems are this, when Celtic had our money problems in the late 80's/early 90's all the Rangers fans laughed at us and our predicament then, I also seem to remember a quote by Mr Murray saying if Celtic spent a £5 he would spend a £10, their whole ethos at that time was to mock Celtic and our money problems, and nobody at Rangers either fans or directors cared what happened to Celtic, and of course the press loved to see Celtic in such a state.

Now the boot is on the other foot, why should we not mock Rangers, the way they mocked us. In my opinion, if the do go into administration it will be just desserts for the way they ran their club.

People say we need a Strong Rangers, no we don't we just need a stronger league, if rangers become weaker for say 4 or 5 years I will not care, as we all know the taunts we had to endure during their 9 in a row years. I hope Rangers do fail, and i hope Celtic then become even stronger and hopefully move to england and leave behind all these bigoted Rangers fans and the lap top loyal press. sorry for long post, but as I say I was bored. hail hail Neil T {Ed007's Note - Karma Neil? HH}

You telling me there are no Celtic bigots ?
get real numbnuts

Ed as you say Karma, what goes around, comes around. hail hail Neil T

Yeah but the difference is even tho they have been a mess financally they've still won the league for the last 3 years and guess wot....They're still top at the moment. We have absolutley nothing to gloat about it. Am i honestly the only 1 who feels this way?

Drew

Yes Drew, the "Celtic"supporter, CFC 1888

You are absolutely right drew Rangers might be struggling big time with their financial problems but they are still successful at least domestically when Celtic had their money problems they also had on field problems and where struggling to win anything. unfortunately for Celtic at that Time they were up against a strong rangers and fortunately For Rangers during our times of trouble we are up against one of the poorest Celtic teams i can remember. if Celtic dont win the League this season it will be down to your board for not taking advantage of Rangers trouble. one of your weakest positions is goalkeeper but instead of buying a decent keeper you go and get Newcastle's 3rd/4th choice keeper who is no better than the keeper you got.

Tony

Tony full of baloney is that the same keeper that had more clean sheets than mcgregor last season?

Yea m8 the very same keeper that got a runners up medal pity he couldnt keep a clean sheet against the mighty Inverness Caley Thistle. the very same Keeper that said losing to St Johnston at Celtic Park is no big deal. i hope someone has taken that boy aside and told him what its all about playing for the Old Firm this is not England second place is a failure for the Old Firm.

Anyway if the boy is that good why not make an offer to Newcastle that they couldn't refuse after all we are the ones that are skint.

Tony

Tony, have you ever posted on your own site? We all know they don't like you either, like your pal "Celtic Fan" Drew, you speak with forked tongues kimossabee, at least on here you will hear the truth, not made up stories or worse still silence from your Ibrox warlords. CFC 1888

Tony full of baloney you don`t need money when you have willie collum as a ref.

Yes...they have money worries but as we are not accountants lets not forget rangers players are getting their wages and the team they fielded for the old firm clashes last season were on more wages than that of the celtic players on the park. £4million for jelavic only last summer so lets not kid ourselves..oh we won the league with no money blah blah ! And, of course lets not forget the tactics of intimidation to our Rookie Manager when the going got tough.

And, for the IQ challenged who don't know what the word 'bigot' means - an intolerance to others' opinion.

09 Sep 2011 11:09:59
Good luck to you boys in Europe. Although it disappoints me that my team could not qualify, i hope for the sake of Scottish football and in particular the old firm that you at least stay in europe until after christmas. We are currently 17th in the co efficient and really need you guys to get a few results to boost that. 3 champions league qualifiers would be a killer for either of us. All the best.
J1985 WATP