Celtic Banter Archive June 09 2017

 

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09 Jun 2017 22:57:12
Saw Zlatan Ibrahimovic in IKEA Glasgow today. Said he's to sign for Celtic, but Brendan would only give him a contract if he got him a bigger trophy cabinet.

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10 Jun 2017 06:46:02
I saw james tavernier getting escorted out of a polling station also mate, apparently he couldn't put a cross in the box ;)

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10 Jun 2017 15:34:55
they'll be a few new sevco signings getting escorted out of ibrox too for making the sign of the cross.

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11 Jun 2017 07:00:45
JB67 given they are the only club in the world where no player ever makes the sign of the cross we can only assume they are told not to as Pedro and the Mexicans will have been. Any Roman Catholic who agrees to that as a condition of contract for financial reward forfeits the right to be considered one and isn't worthy of the name.

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13 Jun 2017 10:52:49
amaruso admitted they were told not to they are a disgrace of a club jfp.

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09 Jun 2017 22:47:36
Just scrolling through i see a general consensus that we need a play maker, can i just throw this in. Rogic?

Before he pickrd up his injury he, along with Armstrong, were running the show. Throw in a real goal threat and there's your player.

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10 Jun 2017 00:06:19
I've been thinking the same way recently GJ, and Rogic scoring in injury time in the cup final makes me hopeful that he's now capable of lasting the 90. He seems sharper since his return and if he can be fit and injury free next season we might have another real top player, possible POTY for me.

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10 Jun 2017 00:49:09
Rogic has been playing well in the "10" role but when he was out injured we didn't have the same cutting edge so i would be all for getting someone else in to fight for the playmaker/ number 10 position.

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{Ed007's Note - With Rogic out - who I've said for years should be our No.10 IF he could stay fit which he didn't do again- we changed from 4-2-3-1 to 4-3-3 and never looked as fluent and free flowing as we did. Dembele definitely looked better in the 4-2-3-1 set up and Griffiths work rate and positioning suits a 4-3-3. It's a good problem to have right enough.}

10 Jun 2017 01:19:34
Agree with that Ed but towards the season end i thought wee Paddy done well drifting inside and playing the number 10 role. Hopefully Rogic can get a long run and maybe, just maybe, Paddy will come home.

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10 Jun 2017 09:49:21
BR has made me love watching the 4-5-1 formation. It works so much better, If you watch the team go from attack to defending it's so much more fluent.

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10 Jun 2017 12:16:06
he'll be a certain starter for sure next season, these australia games will have got his fitness up for the qualifiers.

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09 Jun 2017 21:08:41
Am i right in saying joe ledley has became a free agent if so i reckon he would be. Good shout for a season or 2 even if it was to replace biton on bench.

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09 Jun 2017 21:25:08
Just read the list of PL players that have been freed on sly sports news. some decent freebies to be had๐Ÿ‘.

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09 Jun 2017 21:28:36
A past brilliant servent, but I wouldn't rate him at our potential today.

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09 Jun 2017 21:45:30
Joe has had his time, move on. Same as Hooper,

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10 Jun 2017 08:05:19
I just posted the same didn't even see this. Agree mate, Would rather Ledley over Biton and if we was to play 4-3-3 him, Brown and Armstrong wouldn't be a bad 3 sitting in front of the defence.

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10 Jun 2017 12:18:30
Joe would still do a great job for us. HH.

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10 Jun 2017 12:17:37
Anichebie? He's a monster! Fitness might be an issue.

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09 Jun 2017 17:28:43
Does anyone know when BR is back from holiday?
I'm not at all worried but I don't think we will announce any signings until he is back and the dark side seem to be signing players everyday.

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09 Jun 2017 17:39:08
So what? Would you prefer us to sign 5 unknown Mexican/ Portuguese players from benfica reserves and a 74 year old from cagliari just for the sake of it?

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09 Jun 2017 17:55:52
Did I say that? I said i'm not worried.
we have just over 4 weeks until the CL qualifiers and all I asked was does anyone know when BR returns from holiday.

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09 Jun 2017 18:04:52
Rangers should be no concern to any of us just now.

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09 Jun 2017 18:44:14
The guy has just got married, give him a wee bit private time.

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09 Jun 2017 18:45:41
He got married today didn't he. If your not worried then don't see the point of talking about rangers announcing signings.

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09 Jun 2017 19:17:51
Jon Bhoy these are the posters that will be on huffing and puffing IF Pedro and his unknowns give us a game or heaven forbid beat us.

Lots of clubs have done business and I was sure BR said a few months back that we where working on players then. Hopefully get some players in over the next few weeks and be at a higher level than the SPL and League of Ireland players linked with us so far.

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09 Jun 2017 19:44:17
Which posters would those be Kev T?

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09 Jun 2017 20:34:44
Well you 2 having a go at the OP.

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09 Jun 2017 20:41:01
What is this with who the tribute act bring in! I personally couldn't give a toss because it won't make a blind bit of difference to the outcome of the league next year! We don't need 8 or 9 new players they do! We've got a settled team who have just went a whole season unbeaten and won a trophy! I'm the most relaxed going into a new season that I'll ever have been! We'll add 2 or 3 bits of real quality to go with what we've got and we'll go again. let the gullibles slabber the same old crap we heard this time last year, because like i said it won't make a blind bit of difference to us winning the league once again!

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09 Jun 2017 21:16:51
I wasn't having a go. I apologise to Jonbhoy if that's how it came across and will re-phrase what I initially said; Rangers are no concern to me just now.

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09 Jun 2017 21:45:09
Jonbhoy71, have you seen their signings? They are desperate dross. They wouldn't make the main stand at Celtic Park!

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09 Jun 2017 21:46:46
They did same last season. Apart from Alvez they are all untried. May be decent but not enough to topple Celtic but they are going for it. If it goes wrong they are probably finished so big season for them. I am a wee bit anxious re lack of transfers as well but i hope BR is just keeping his powder dry and he will land 2 or 3 big ones.

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09 Jun 2017 22:38:56
Better level of player this year, certainly better than what we are linked with so far.

Think I'm just dying to see us sign a cracking player and wish it would happen sooner rather than later.

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10 Jun 2017 12:06:12
๐Ÿ˜‚74 year old๐Ÿ‘, like yer man says though im hoping moves are being made behind tge scenes for real quality, sure ww won the league at a canter with this side and will do again but we want a good european season to after christmas at least and in that sense improvement can be made anywhere in the squad, ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ชโœŒ๏ธ.

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09 Jun 2017 16:40:49
Ed, Any news regarding SA. It's starting to worry me now with how long its taking to get this contract signed.

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{Ed007's Note - Armstrong's with the Scotland team and Lawwell is on holiday.}

09 Jun 2017 16:55:12
Cheers Ed, No reason to think he doesn't want to sign it but was hoping it would have been done before this game tomorrow. A good performance in this one will add more interest no doubt.

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{Ed007's Note - There won't have been any talks while he's been with the Scotland squad.}

09 Jun 2017 17:58:27
Ed, do you think he wants to sign?, it seems to have dragged on a bit now, surely it can only be about wages?

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{Ed007's Note - I've no idea if he wants to sign or not mate. I posted my concerns about it a few weeks ago and it doesn't seem to be moving along at all.}

09 Jun 2017
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, Does anybody know where i can get some green hoops painted on this outfit?

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09 Jun 2017
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, recent rangers fans posts

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09 Jun 2017 13:32:48
Absolutely brilliant ED! Some laugh so they are! ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

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09 Jun 2017 12:33:55
Bhoys/ Ghirls if any of you have a sports story and want to contact any of our "great" sports "reporters" (HACKS) you will be unable to contact them as some are on the continent with a resume of Moussa Dembele which they are handing out PERSONALLY to clubs such as AC Milan, Real Madrid, Barcelona, Sevilla, PSG, in fact any big european club the hacks think may have the where with all to put in a bid for Dembele which MUST be accepted.
Meanwhile another coachload of sports hacks, all expenses paid by their newspapers, are currently in England with copius supplies of the same Dembele resume which they too are handing out personally to EPL teams such as Arsenal, Chelsea, Tottenham, Liverpool, Man United, Manchester City, in fact ANY EPL team they believe can afford to table a bid for the Frenchman.
They are prepared to write as many stories as possible about how GREEDY Celtic are in wanting anything over ยฃ5m and that the Parkhead club are "holding back the young player's career" by refusing to sell, the said hacks are also poised to write that "for the good of the game in Scotland" Celtic MUST sell Dembele, Tierney, Armstrong, Sinclair to the first club who offers ยฃ5m for ALL FOUR.

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09 Jun 2017 21:39:38
I believe they have to sell before they can make an offer for Hayes as all the spare cash is being pumped into the hotel?
When the VVD move to Liverpool fell through that's why they stopped talking to City about Roberts.

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10 Jun 2017 12:03:50
Really. Mmm let's build a hotel and a museum to make even more money that doesn't get re invested in players. But spend all out spare cash on it. Just a bit of economical logic here. In order to utilise this hotel, one we need to be a success on the European front, as we ain't filling it with Ross county fans are we. Lol. So sell first weaken the team once again then buy potentila to sell on again. to only make profit again. Makes no logic buddy.

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10 Jun 2017 12:08:31
I understand the business model most big successful clubs in Europe use, we are a business, and a selling club also. But please Celtic let's give the fans some hope some sense of pride and ambition for however long it lasts. And yes lawwell is a great financial wizard, but we need to see re investment in the team also.

I just feel we get spun a yarn. They knew rodgers potential, they knew fans would adore him, and think even if they bought untested nobodies the fans will say in Brendan we trust it's a marketing phrase guys, it sells, and this year Celtic have capitalised hugely on this. But us fans need to see the evidence that the board have changed, and for me they still need to prove this.

I mean I got a phone all asking me to join the pools, it's not a lot but, is to me. Now I have nothing against this but it's all take from the board. So I want to see give lawwell.

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09 Jun 2017 09:41:17
Right Celtic the transfer window is now open, let's be having some QUALITY new players please unlike Sevco's recent signings.

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09 Jun 2017 13:22:42
How do you know the players they signed are not good?

Let's not be slagging them just yet in case they turn out to be decent players.

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09 Jun 2017 13:46:24
Kev it was reported that the 2 Mexican clubs could not believe how much they got and Palermo in Italy said that "Alves was TOO SLOW and had cost team MANY GOALS"

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09 Jun 2017 17:44:23
Must've been a good report tim considering he didn't play for Palermo!

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09 Jun 2017 21:41:09
@timalloy - he never played for Palermo!
The Rangers team is coming together like an Old El Paso kit on a Saturday night!

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09 Jun 2017 21:43:50
He played with Cagliari Tim, but he is indeed slow.

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09 Jun 2017 21:46:53
Timalloy, let's hope you are right. I would be amazed if these signings can sustain anything from November onwards when they head up to Aberdeen and the likes. Will probably start well but let's see what they are made of as the season goes on.

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10 Jun 2017 12:04:05
The rangers full squad is Ertha kit! Come Xmas you will be looking for manager numero 7 in 5 years.

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09 Jun 2017 06:26:51
Morning lads, I see the press haven't a clue who the first orders new players are either, since the daily record has used fifa 17 to show you the stats of them. investigative journalism at its best lmao.

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09 Jun 2017 08:37:00
There's a poll at the bottom of whether you feel the FIFA ratings are accurate lmao. As if anybody had ever heard of any of them, never mind seen them play!

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09 Jun 2017 10:57:45
I liked the extra bit of desperation at the end where they compared them favourably to Broony and Moussa.
If they really wanted to prove a point they should have shown Waghorn (70) v Paddy Roberts (68) ๐Ÿ˜„.

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09 Jun 2017 13:31:54
So both of you haven't heard of Bruno Alves but probably know every statistic about the Celtic Iranian target who plays in Russia. Ignorance at its finest example.

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09 Jun 2017 21:48:27
Union jack this is groundhog day. Last season was the same for your lot. In came Barton and about 9 others who were the key to #55. What went wrong? Now its a load of pointy hat tequila swilling mexicans who managed to get out before Trump builds the wall. When it all goes Pete Tong see you in Admin 2. Well done on 3rd place last season. See if you can get to 2nd this season. Hail Hail from The Invincibles.

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