Celtic Banter Archive April 09 2012

 

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09 Apr 2012 22:48:30
Hi everyone, hope you are all still enjoying your league celebrations. Thought I'd just tell you all about Steven the Rangers fan giving it the bigun on the LFC page today, LMFAO. He told us that we should have signed Jelavic as he is better than any of are strikers and that Rangers are the most succesful club in all of world football, what a kn*b. I am starting to understand what some of you say about Rangers fans now, I think some of them believe they are the biggest club in the world. I know we all have stupid fans but blody hell.
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - Hi Smithy mate.}

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To be fair Jelavic is decent. Would have done a job for you I'm sure {Ed007's Note - I think Jelavic has found his level at Everton, he is not good enough for a CL team or a team aiming for CL football.}

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Hi Ed, quiet on here tonight isn't it, everyone must still be partying, lol. I think the Rangers fans are going to like me even more now, after reading it back I've give them a bit of a hard time, but I've read us English get a bit of a hard time on here for being arrogant, but some Rangers fans seem 2nd only to Man United fans when it comes to arrogance about there team.
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - Utd fans have good reason for their swagger though ;-)

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Exactly mate, he is decent thats it. I agree with Ed, he's found his level and I personally feel he will struggle next season when teams realise how to defend against him. He's not a good footballer but a decent finisher.

Ed, when they win 5 Champions League's mabye so ;-) but until then I can't take it seariously.
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - Until people under 20 can remember them winning a league then LFC can't be took seriously. My nephew thinks it a fairytale about them winning anything. They haven't won much recently and any time they come up here they lose. It's hard to convince him, and he thinks WWE is real.}

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I meant United fans "swagger" that i can't take seriously Ed, lol, I don't need your families life story mate ;-) and just pop a DVD of Istanbul on to show your nephew about LFC and what we and our fans are all about.
Oh and wrestling is real :-)
JFT96
Smithy

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Ed007's Note - I think Jelavic has found his level at Everton, he is not good enough for a CL team or a team aiming for CL football

Are Liverpool a CL team?

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Liverpool certainly aren't a CL team, they're rank rotten. {Ed007's Note - I see that reading and digesting information isn't your strong point.}

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Ed
did you hear the QPR fans singing
Race you home to London at Old Trafford on Sunday
had a wee giggle at it

Lubo25 {Ed007's Note - Yes mate. I thought it was pretty fun as well.}

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09 Apr 2012 13:06:12
In the pub Saturday with my two
bear mates, they waxed lyrically about
the "magnificent efforts" of Rangers
fans in raising money for RFFF. They
told me at Celtic game at Ibrox over
£47k was raised by the sale of union jacks
and that another £50k raised by selling
the red/black scarves...
When I asked about perhaps paying
the Scottish ambulance service their
£10k owed or the wee local newsagent
£500, they said that "it was nothing
to do with Rangers fans these debts"
No, but Rangers fans could create
some much needed goodwill by helping
out these businesses.
But as usual all bears use the same
excuse "it wisnae me that did it"
bears get some moral responsibility
and pay your debts... Timalloy

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Here timbo whit kind ah pub is that n yur mates," ah wiz sittin wae ma 2 bare mates n they wur waxin!"wtf
here ask if they waant thur vajazzles dun n wull split the monie doon the monie 70/30
even steven

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Ha ha Pat see you have the same accountants as Rangers LOL Timalloy

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Hey Pat got a business opportunity for you, on bears site they are saying there will be a "great wailing and gnashing of teeth if rangers go into liqiuditation" get all your old wallys out and clean up pal, I will only take a 20% "finders fee" for this Timalloy

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Make it 10% n its a deal!

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09 Apr 2012 12:38:53
can you please tell me if you can buy tickets to see the thai tims on the 25th april in glasgow?

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No problemo sun " wee pats ticket emporium buy wan get a slap fur free " please dont ask fur credit iz stitchez alwaeys affend ,
fleet ya bass

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09 Apr 2012 11:15:14
Loved watching Neil having a wee go
at Keevans. cm

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And you all wonder why theres a dislike of the guy , his club just won the league but lennon cant just leave it , just like when he went 26 game win run , not a word on refs then 2 defeats and its aw the big bad refs are out to get us , but you lot still refuse to see through this guy , wait until he has a bad run and it will be like 5mnths ago when you wer all want rid of the guy , now he,s up there with big jock , lol

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Jock was never slow to bite back those who tried to bite him. famously when celtic won team of the year on bbc thing coleman asked him what it felt like to win the european cup for britain he replied ' we didnt win it for britain, we won it for scotland'. so yes neil, give 'em it back. we have the worst and most incompetent football 'journalists' in europe and somebody needs to show them up. neil may well be that man. as for anything rangers say ? get out of here you insolvent beggars.

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I don't wonder anything son, i love the fact Lenny is animated during games and gets stuck into refs, players and the media. Shows he's passionate about the team he loves. And your hatred of Lenny is laughable, time for you to grow up. You away and worry about your car boot sale/raffle/sponsored walk, for the fighting fund!

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Here we go another moron with nothing but sheer hatred towards our manager .Time we seen through him , that's rich coming from fans who worship the false god that is McCoist . Now toddle off back to the losers page to dream about your billionaire takeover bids.........DH

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Yes thats all very well , the fact is you wer want rid 5months ago , big jock was a decent man and would never stoop as low as lennon by deflecting blame on to refs after every defeat , oh and by the way count me out of those people who accused lennons team of lacking bottle for losing all those big games since he took over , no not at all , you just werent good enough , simple .

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Big Jock always said Celtic had to win well enough, by a big enough margin, so that the referee could not be an influence on the result. kbt1978

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09 Apr 2012 10:43:46
The the 2 rangers fans posting on here about us not being able to compete in europe and all that nonsence please get a grip. Celtic held there own in the toughest group in the europa this season so to make comments like we have no chance is just sour grapes. Got to be in it to win it something you lot won't get to experiance as yer names not down so you not getting in. Stick to you runners up page lol.

DD

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09 Apr 2012 10:05:44
We can take the gloating and the windups from anyone at our prediciment at the moment but its been an eye opener at the sheer hatred towards our club from our main rivals , going by this site and fone ins it seems to be quite clear that celtic fans would be quite happy for rangers to liquidate and demoted to the 3rd division , why , do you fear us that much , i for one would hate for the pleasure of gubbin you to be takin away from me , its what scottish footballs all about , take that away and its all over for me , even gettin beat by you is in a perverse way would be missed cause it takes away that feeling of "wait till the next fekin time" ,reading on here the last 2months maby tells us all youd rather dominate a league with no compition than one with glasgow rangers in it , so lads what is it , is it down to fear or just pure hatred , whatever it is , if the worst happens and we liquidate its done for me , a league that takes the greatest feeling in the world away isn,t worth it as far as i am concerned

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I'm a Celtic fan and I neither fear or hate you but what I don't like is the notion that Scotland needs rangers and because of that people think its alright to get away with not paying tax for years and everything else that is going on in your club. I personally would miss playing you but if you're found guilty then you've done the crime do you need to do the time it's that simple.

Bman

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Have a read at the rangersmedia forum if you want to see hatred. maybe then you will understand. the further away these people go the better for all. you hear them every week when you go to ibrox dont you? why on earth would the subjects of their vile bigotry have any sympathy for them ? celtic is a well run solvent football club. it has no need of anything rangers pretend to offer. there will always be other well run solvent football clubs to compete with. the championship and the fruits of that victory have only just begun to be celebrated, in a well run and solvent way of course. you lot have got £134 million (and counting) to find. concentrate on that.

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Talking of hate. i would not miss your fans songs of hate. what about your teams unfair advantage by not paying tax and so on? lets face it who cares about a club who would rob it own fans out of money for schools and so on just to beat celtic.

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I would happily see Rangers die. The stain on our society could be washed away with one swipe of a pen. I just wish it was my pen signing the documents to kill off this vile institution. Not one of them has the good grace to admit their wrong doing, even now they are begging for opposition fans to 'like' and 'help' them, why should they? It will be like an epiphany the morning we wake up in a Rangers free world, think how much better it will be living in our wee country without their hatred for everyone facing us at every turn. I can't even say RIP about them, I wish them no peace at all.

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Some great posts on here guys. Let them die a slow, painful and hilarious death. LOL@ wishing it was my pen.....the pen truly is mightier than the sword.

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09 Apr 2012 09:22:39
Rangers fan here why r use so worried what's happening with us why dont use enjoy ure moment as when the champions league starts use will have loads to moan about a can see it now Lennon not good enough lawell must step down use have to understand there is no money in scottish football and no team from scotland has any chance of doing anything but make our league look worse than it already is enjoy the europa league boys

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At least we will be in Europe mate making even MORE MONEY I will be thinking of you all when your down at benburb juniors when Hector finally chaps your door just as fat Sally gets up to sing

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I cant speak for the rest of the guys on here , but for me, worried is the wrong adjective . i would go with enjoying or relishing . and europa league is something you lot would give anything for next season and hopefully many more seasons to come , think back to this season and all those empty midweeks . better to get beaten by good teams than watch from the outside because you didn't pay your way , billybhoy

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Bet you wish you mob had someone like
MR LAWWELL looking after your finances.
You would not be in this mess if you had
CM

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The first thing we thought on on saturday of course. let's start worrying. LOL. too bad your crystal ball didnt foresee the utter collapse of that so called football club of yours instead of all of our worries. arent you even a bit embarrassed ?

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09 Apr 2012 08:19:35
Well done celtic for winning the title so convincingly.point deduction for rangers was irrelavant as well which was good.celtic miles ahead domestically and will be for a few years to come.

Only problem now is that in order tp show progression you have to try and compete in european competition.

I doubt that will happen.reasons.

Big guns in europe have more money.
Big guns in europe can attract the best players
Big guns in europe play against quality teams in their league on a weekly basis.celtic definetly dont.

I hope you qualify for tbe champions league proper as its quite sad we are now in my opinion no better as a league than the likes of malta.

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Totally agree mate but it's about finding players like kayal emilio ki hopper Lesley Mathews wanyama young players with hunger and potential and try and to progress them and sell them on when time is right for a profit and reuse money on youth system and scouting network still disappointed we lost Islam feruz saw him since he was 11 he has great potential

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Would agree in general but '' apoel nicosia'' are hardly big guns and they got to the last eight only to lose to real madrid , bb

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Look, with a good group of players and good coaching anything is possible. if one club in the world has proved that, it's celtic. european football is a great adventure and celtic have done it all. the 'big guns' in europe have always had more money and they always will. just about every one of them has something in common, however, we've beat 'em.
this club needs to remember its pedigree and above all how it was done. (not by blowing £134 million lol). there's only ever 11 men on the pitch and if our 11 believe in themselves and do their best then the money gap can be overcome. we've just won the league again, the big cup beckons again so lets enjoy it it again.

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