Celtic Banter Archive September 08 2011

 

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08 Sep 2011 23:36:10
I keep hearing that Wee Pat is hilarious. I've tried to read his posts but they are impossible. If the humour is that good he should write them in a language we can all understand and appreciate. HAIL HAIL

ChrisBhoy {Ed007's Note - Sorry Chris, a lot of people can't read it, the English and American Eds just see a jumble of letters. He writes the way people from the west of Scotland speak phonetically. HH}

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His jokes would not work in english.
wan kin dae lol. how he got away with that one.

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The way his patter is written down, is the funniest part of it. Trying to work some of it out cracks me up. The stuff Posso Pat does, is in my opinion, absolutely hilarious. Keep up the good work Pat, and everyone else, it's not too hard if you try.
paddybhoy

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08 Sep 2011 22:27:46
Am glad to see big john out playin 2nyt. 2 or 3 years when john found out that he had cancer a was
A put on my comment box on the ps3 online get well hartson a few boys messaged me sayin he a fag haha he dyin he played 4 them y u care and that and it shocked me to think they would put that first b4 how he was. A asked a lad y he hated him so much and he said bcoz he was at a celtic dance and was singin ira songs thats y ok him singin was wrong but we al have done it. Same when a said bwt alley and walter seemed to have realy cared for tommy burns a was a c**t and a should die a was tld. And am a rangers fan, so it drove me crazy and a get angry and pised of when folk make fun of the fans that got killed at ibrox. What am tryin to say is that these folk are makin all us look bad bcoz the pepers say its the old firm fans that do this when its jst a few that should be named and shamed a hate how the old firm looks to be diein a dnt know where we goin to be in the nxt few years
Ryan/casey {Ed007's Note - Don't bother about idiots that think like that Ryan/casey, as long as you don't you won't go far wrong. Some people gauge your level of support by your level of hatred towards the other team. The two clubs will always be intertwined but the level of hatred and disdain for the other is going in a whole new twisted direction with the internet etc. There is a BIG difference between winding each other up about money/HMRC/Europa League/4 in a row than wishing harm to others.}

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Well said Ryan/casey, you are the one in the right, like most Celtic and Rangers fans, when it comes down to it, we care about players and fans health.
paddybhoy

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08 Sep 2011 22:24:01

{Ed007's Note - Wee Pat has updated his 'blug':

www.celticrumours.co.uk/celtic-news/celtic-news254.php

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08 Sep 2011 20:49:17

{Ed007's Note - Wee Pat's new 'blug' is in the CFC News section:

www.celticrumours.co.uk/celtic-news/celtic-news254.php

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What is all this about? The guy clearly has no education and talks about the buroo, typical Celtic fan. WATP 4IAR {Ed007's Note - What is all this about? Who stole the sugar out of your tea? No sense of humour, typical Rangers fan ILWT.}

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Class. That's all you can say !
The Real KB

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WATP = We Avoid Tax Payments. I always wondered what the meaning was...

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08 Sep 2011 20:39:50
right Guys and Ed im off Good Night

and a wee message to all my Fellow Bears give Timalloy a bit of a break i know he goes on the Champions Banter page and winds everyone up but thats what the pages are for i know he goes on about our finances but thats all he can slag us for once thats sorted he will be stumped at least we can slag his team of for being 5hite and winning he haw for the foreseeable future


smell ya later

Tony {Ed007's Note - Night Tony.}

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08 Sep 2011 20:00:34
We were in the same situation when we got to the uefa cup final in 03 aswell so wots ur point? Dropping down from the champs league qualifiers isn getting in the back door. Thats the way it is set up.
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hey drew i never said anything was wrong in getting in that way , I'm saying thats what UEFA have put in the comp rules , But what i am saying is the rules also say no ineligable players can be played and if they are a 3-0 score will be handed to the other team so celtic are not going in the back door.

Celtic played by the rules Sion didn't so they have every right to play in the europa league.
so celtic getting in this way isnt getting in the back door. thats the way it is set up !!.

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08 Sep 2011 19:57:12
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Tony, you pretend to be a decent Rangers fan yet, every night you come on here just to cause trouble, read your fellow gers fans post 16.45.42 on your banter site, mocking 9.11, again unnamed, shame on all Rangers fans CFC 1888

where do i start firstly i dont pretend to be anything M8 i am a rangers fan through and through and if some people think im decent the fair doos most of you think im an ar5e but i can live with that also.

Secondly if you are accusing me of coming on here to wind the Celtic fans up then you are spot on m8 this is the Celtic Banter page after all or cant you grasp that.

thirdly i read the fore mentioned post and no one is mocking 9/11 what i can read into it is the un named poster is using that and many other incidents to point out that according to some Celtic fans Rangers are responsible for every bad deed that happens round the world ( the pilots he is referring to are Al-Qaeda terrorists so therefore by definition obviously they are Rangers Fans a bit insensitive maybe but mocking no What do you think Ed, if you want to see anyone mocking 9/11 just search Google with these words football fan Mocks 9/11 then come back and tell me what you find.

and finally go get a sense of humour transplant m8 what actually pi55ed you off about my original post the fact i said seeing you lot get pumped in Europe will numb the pain of us getting pumped well it will lol

what do you expect from a Rangers Fan ? jolly good show Bhoys hope you do spiffing in Europe so as you can make lots of dosh and dominate scottish football for years to come and while your winning everything you can rip the pi5h right out of us LOL

well the truth is i hope you get well and truly pumped just as 90% of Celtic fans were happy when we got Pumped Pmsl

Smell ya later

Tony {Ed007's Note - I had a look, I'd say it was just banter and so did what ever Ed that posted it. The London riots the other week I got about 10 texts saying 'How will the blame NL for this?'. Harmless banter IMO.}

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08 Sep 2011 19:27:57
Please donate 2 the john hartson cancer foundation by texting the word 'donate' to 70442 txts will charge a 5r and the money will go strait 2 his charity. Wales vs England legends on itv4 2nite. Good 2 see the bigman has beaten that horrible illness that has affected my family enormously over the past 3 years.

Bigbear....gers fan. {Ed007's Note - Sorry to hear that Bigbear. I just lost my dad this year to it. Chin up mate.}

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08 Sep 2011 19:10:34
We were in the same situation when we got to the uefa cup final in 03 aswell so wots ur point? Dropping down from the champs league qualifiers isn getting in the back door. Thats the way it is set up.

Drew

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08 Sep 2011 17:51:23
Ed........please.......do us all a favour and don't post any more of these comments about Rangers and Jelavic. We're sick to death of hearing all this pish about the shame. This is a Celtic page. If people wanna talk about Rangers then go onto their page and chat all you like. HAIL HAIL

ChrisBhoy {Ed007's Note - I can only post what is sent in Chris, it is just banter.}

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Ach, I know it is Ed. But it's a wee bit boring. Good banter is fine, boring banter is.....well, a bit kinda.....boring after a while!

ChrisBhoy

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08 Sep 2011 16:47:31
Every Rangers fan is talking about getting in the back door , Well the same can be said for Rangers when they reached mancheter as the got pump*d ky kanus so they should not have dropped into the euro league , and anyone can say well thats the uefa rule that say you get put into europa league well the same rules say you cant play players who are ineligable .

So if rangers fans can be happy getting into a tournament that way , we can accept getting in this way as Sion didn't play by the rules so they where punished . the player who scored the 2 goals was ineligable so if didn't play the game might have been different.

you never know .
I'm happy at a second chance , so sit tight you never know you might be following hearts next year as rangers might not be here.

Only thing in life that for sure is death and taxes.

God save the queens taxes.

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Hey im glad you got back into Europe as well because im still hurting from being Pumped by Malmo and Maribor but seeing you lot get Pumped by Athletico Madrid, Udinese, and Rennes might take some of that pain away and when the majority of Celtic fans turn on Neil Lennon it is just icing on the cake lol

Tony

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Tony, you pretend to be a decent Rangers fan yet, every night you come on here just to cause trouble, read your fellow gers fans post 16.45.42 on your banter site, mocking 9.11, again unnamed, shame on all Rangers fans CFC 1888

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Yeah even if we get pump*ed we will still rake in around 8 million from the comp which will help keep our club going.
And it will be hard to take the pain away when the grim reaper takes your club away. death in taxes rangers will suffer both. lol next year my team will still be here healthy can you lot say the same

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08 Sep 2011 13:27:58
Worried Bhoy here -

I have a prediction that Sion are going to walk on the field
and stand side by side with our bhoys and even though Athletico
would be against a 8-8-4 formation they'll still pump us!....
Neil is just terrble in europe, if we can't beat Sion what chance to be have against real quality.

we're are going to need more than a four leaf clover now to be bottom of the group.....Bhoy87

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Worried about what? Lets just enjoy the experience and with any luck we will score a few goals and get the odd result in the group. The team is young and the board seem determined to keep it together. Personally I am looking at this as a learning experience for the team. I am going to enjoy all of it, my beloved Hoops playing the mighty AM. We have history and I remember as a young lad watching Jinky being assaulted by their hatchet men. I have neither forgiven or forgotten. Time to get them back to Celtic Park and sort them oot! I know it will be a rocking night and one we will all enjoy!. As for the game at their ground who cares anything less than a 3-0 loss is an achievement.

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The only way players get better is by playing games. the more big games against big teams the more they learn. This is about more than just money this 6 games for Lenny and the boys to learn about playing in Europe in prep for dropping straight into the CL groups stages next year. And if we get some good results so much the better

David

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08 Sep 2011 09:56:46
Have to laugh at all the Celtic fans trying to rub it into the Rangers fans re bringing beach balls to Ibrox, get a life guys, you got in the backdoor, yes they shouldn't have played certain players but come on, if you couldn't beat Sion, what chance do you have of beating A. Madrid, Udinese & Rennes.

Thrower of bait {Ed007's Note - Nice name :-)

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Someone has to brighten that dung heap up with all the doom and gloom around it. Where did the 15 million war chest go you were all on bragging about? Poor ally was drop in the s**tter.

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We have a better chance than Rangers as you will be watching on TV that nite .
PS Court cases pending for cheating Sion .

TamBhoy1974

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08 Sep 2011 09:53:54
Dear Celtic Ed, I am a regular reader of these pages but seldom post but would like to say the following. I am housebound at the moment because of illness and my computer gives me contact with the the outside world, all these negative posts about "get a life" aimed at one person in particular is sad, nobody on here knows the circumstances of a poster, perhaps like me they like outside contact.
I enjoy the banter on here, I love wee pat but find him hard to understand. Recently one of the other regulars timalloy has been getting a lot of abuse, like pat, I find timalloy's silly jokes and poems funny, maybe because I need a smile I don't know. What I have observed though, is that the guy, even when he gets dogs abuse, simply replies with another silly joke or comment. He never swears back.Also your pages, as you keep telling us is to get a bigger audience, from what I observe, this one chap timalloy gets mentioned regularly on both Celtic and Rangers pages, and thus gets people posting in so Mr Editor, he is helping you encourage people to view these pages. Sorry for this long diatribe, but felt I had to say above things. Keep these pages open to EVERYONE, but please do not let other people with their own agendas, censore the wee pats and timalloys of this page. hail hail
Neil T (ps just in case anybody thinks differently I do not know either of these guys) {Ed007's Note - Exactly Neil. Thanks very much for your post. None of us know each others situation. Sorry to hear about your illness, I have a friend who is basically housebound through ill health and I know how important the internet is for him to keep in touch with people and pass his time while his wife is at work all day, it can be a very lonely existence for him at times. I'm glad you find the site a help to you in that way and I can assure you, no one (apart from me) will censor or force anyone away from any of the sites. Good luck for the future Neil and I hope your health improves, chin up mate.}

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Timalloy brings it on himself. he goes on the rangers pages looking for a reaction from the bears. you don`t see pat on the rangers pages winding them up do you?

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Timalloy brings it on himself,
now where have i heard that before?
paddybhoy

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Paddybhoy i don`t think getting called a tragic rubbernut on the rangers pages is in the same ball park as what happend to N.L.

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08 Sep 2011 08:11:24
see if any celtic fan is talking about
ibrox please dont refer to it as castle
greyskull cause thats were the good
guys in he-man were from.....snake
mountain was were skeletor etc were
from


viewparkbhoy(he-man fan)

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Classic!! well said mate LOL

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Yeah skeletor was from snake mountain but castle greyskull looked a sh*thole a very depressing place , always dark lol.

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08 Sep 2011 00:09:58
to many people on here talking about rangers and not their own team.

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