08 May 2013 23:45:38
David Moyes to take over from Fergie at Manchester Utd!
Fat Ally to take over from Fergie in the Black Eyed Peas! lol
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Celtic Banter Archive May 08 2013
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08 May 2013 23:42:17
Sir Alex Ferguson has announced his retirement!
Manchester has not witnessed such scenes of devastation
since the Sevvies were down in 2008! Drewzybhoy.
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08 May 2013 22:38:15
Your a Manchester United man edd, what do you make of SAF hanging it up just now?
IMO it's been a recent decision as I'm sure pep would have waited another year for arguebly the biggest job in football. or is it cause DM is out of contract in a few weeks?
I see DM looks hot for it with Lennon or Martinez linked with Everton?
Lenny {Ed007's Note - I was surprised more than anything else Lenny, and I agree with you about Guardiola, if Utd had known AF was retiring they would have made a move for him. AF has always said his health would determine when he retired, I know he is going in for a hip operation during the summer, maybe that has made him take stock of things want to spend more time with his family, horses and wine collection.}
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08 May 2013 19:42:57
I've always said Fergie would be enobled on retirement. I fully expect him to be Lord Fergie pretty soon for services to Sport (football). He can sit mumbling in that language septogenarians and older speak in the HOL.
Then he can start a show called Apprentice manager, where he gives Ally McCoist tasks and tells him "you're fired"
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08 May 2013 19:28:01
here edo jist herd thit auld purple nose is thinking aboot jackin it in?
so's alex fergo tae?
whit a coincidence ae!"
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08 May 2013 19:20:38
All hypothetical but let's say
Moyes. to Utd
Morinho. to Chelsea
Lennon to Everton
Who would you want at our helm
For me:
1. ONeill
2. Hartley
3. Poyet
4. Jackie Mac
In that order. {Ed007's Note - Please tell me you are kidding, or drunk? No wonder you never left a name.}
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08 May 2013 18:47:15
How come the sister site is shut doon?
Huz Jabba ordered a media blackoot? {Ed007's Note - Everything seems fine at our end.}
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08 May 2013 14:12:23
ED007; Just heard Moyes expected to be named Utd manager in the next 24 hours. Interesting you don't fancy him, I think he's wrong myself, but my pal in Mancland is not too pleased either.
I don't think the style of football he plays is a Man U type game, But I don't think Mourhino does either. I always thought Blanc was who they would go for, that's who my pal fancied, and I just can't see Moyes working for them.
One question for you. Do you think Ferguson will have any input into his successor and will he champion him the way Sir Matt did with Fergie? I think that night be vital for Moyes. green jhedi {Ed007's Note - AF's decision has shifted everything forward a year, he was expected to retire next summer. It is actually Bobby Charlton that is and has been pushing for Moyes (believe it or not, his alternative at one point was Owen Coyle!!!) but AF will have his input on the appointment. If is Moyes then they will need to get a strong assistant manager who is more tactically aware than Moyes is. I would prefer Blanc to Moyes, ideally it would be Mourhino or it would be fantastic if they could entice Klopp from Dortmund. AF's input with the new manager would depend on how much the new man needed to turn to him. If Moyes takes over I think in 2/3 years Man Utd will be fighting just to qualify for a CL place.}
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08 May 2013 18:24:12
just want to say, happy retirement sir alex, as an ex ger, means nothing. he did an absolutely fantastic job at man. u. 13 titles. champions league, f. a cups
if he puts all his knowledge into his horses that he put into his football. I know who i'm backing. enjoy your retirement sir,
p. s. when you get to heaven, the right hand seat is already taken. r. i. p. big jock. shammy
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08 May 2013 17:17:27
CELTIC are set to welcome David Moyes' Manchester United side to Celtic Park in a glamour friendly on Sunday 14th July.
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08 May 2013 16:44:48
here ed ah need yur help pal AGANE!
me and big sammy the sash hu goat intae "wee pats caurs fae posso fone 0141 7-1 7-1 1888 caturs fur aw yur cabo needs oap discoonts tae ) huvin came oot fae the bruthurs in sarie rite, fancy dressed iz a couple ae caniballs wae grass skirts tae, so wur dancin in the back ae mental mickeys motur swillin buckie eatin cauld bells pies,
wen itchy and scratchy pulls in in front sireens blazin
so in they come grabs uz baith and takes us intae the the back ae the " the transport fur the inflictit vehicle"
goes oan the radio and says
" zulu zulu tango sierra!"
huckled base!"
so get yur auld 39 yur auld wrinkled arse doon tae sarrie nab office wae sum spondoos pronto!
asap tae!
ps bring a charger this time usual place!
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08 May 2013 15:51:11
with fergusons retirement, will that be the domino effect to Lennons departure has been linked with everton for a while now and moyes is by far favourite to get the united job (although personally I do think mourinho will be the next united boss)
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08 May 2013 13:29:02
I know a lot of Celtic fans don't like the trouble at games and before I go any further i'm one but being from corby us traveling bhoys have had a lot of run in s with numerous fans when pulling in to services over the years but I have just read John o Kane's book and it is a great read with none of this glamorizing the trouble but telling the way it is I would advise any Celtic fan to read it, enjoyed every page, jodrok
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08 May 2013 13:19:48
Glentorans Andy Waterworth looks a decent player to pick up cheap. scoring for fun. Gormley at Cliftonville with 30 plus too. worth a punt. look at where the Hunt brothers are now.
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08 May 2013 10:46:18
Ed what u this bout this kid jernade meade plays left bk 4 arsenal very highly rated youngster but is dwn the packing order behind monreal an gibbs?
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08 May 2013 12:20:26
the new set up is hardly reconstruction stiil same size league only with playoff is this to help sevco in case sneaky does not win the league in the next 2 years only needs to finish in top four to get play off also why is Gilmore at st Mirren happy to go ahead now without consulting his fans strange indeed once again msm happy with this set up suggests that sevco still holding to much influence
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08 May 2013 11:37:11
Alex Ferguson is retiring at the end of the season, I can see David Moyes getting the hot seat but I would like to see Martin O'Neil get the job.
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08 May 2013 10:25:51
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08 May 2013 09:40:04
Fergie quits united. Lenny lands Everton job once Moyes moves to United??
FrannyBhoy.
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08 May 2013 09:22:14
Nothing to do with celtic fc. Sir Alex Ferguson has just retired from football. The game has lost its Greatest manager!
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08 May 2013 07:42:30
Well what underhand tactic has brought around the use of 2 goal line officials at the Scottish Cup Final.
John Fleming, the SFA's head of referee operations, said: "The use of additional assistant referees has been successfully operated in a number of high-profile European competitions in recent years and is also in use in several domestic leagues across Europe.
Has anyone ever seen the goal line officials make a call. They just stand there and do nothing.
Ian
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07 May 2013 23:27:32
Big thank you to arthur numan tonight. came to my 2. Boys 2005/2006's training tonight for claremont afc. All boys enjoyed it both tims and bears alike. About 70 percent support celtic bit did well while team photo was. Being taken to shout CELTIC CELTIC CELTIC lol signed photos and boys were in awe anyone who can contact ex celtic players please let ed know
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