Celtic Banter Archive May 08 2012

 

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08 May 2012 22:20:02
rangers media website down... wonder why.

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The money in their dongle ran oot lol

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08 May 2012 22:13:13
With all the goings-on, not sure if this is a joke or not lol :-

Hearing that duff and phelps are looking into the ticketus deal to see if they where mis-sold PPI

Mrs E

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08 May 2012 21:55:30
Why are Rangers never in Star Trek ? : Star Trek is set in the future!........DH

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08 May 2012 21:07:43
Think a R*****s newco should apply to move to Switzerland.....Dignitas sounds about right
DB77

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Here ah luv they watchis

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08 May 2012 20:42:07
Really is amazing that last week there was two bidders and now there are three more

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08 May 2012 20:27:29
brekkin news ed wan ae the biddurs fae the mob ur cauld,
SLH,

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08 May 2012 20:26:03
Looks like Mr Miller is another Bill Rangers won't be dealing with........DH

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08 May 2012 19:59:14
Panic at Rangers as " Yanks go home " banner sees Edu , Bedoya and Bocanegra board planes to the USA . So did Kyle Lafferty who is just learning to read.......DH

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Kwality doh!

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08 May 2012 19:53:18
ah telt ye eddy boay,
wont you go home bill millur wont you go hame ???
hey he wiz so intrestit he nevur evun left his fkn chair hhhhhhheeeee hhhhhhaaaawwwwwwwwwww
oh hown the mighty ur s**tey iz ma auld ma used tae say,hows ma wee weans timbo n jedo n big irish mac.... oh n wee cumbie bhoay tae, wur aw gods weans ( thats except fur viewurs in govin)

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Ha ha Pat, Miller really is "light" now....
or how about It's a grand old team NOT to pay for" Or "Yanks" for the memories
LOL Timalloy {Ed007's Note - It looks like someone has came in and wiped the lipstick off the dog Tim.}

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ED007, do you think someone tried to sell Miller a PUP? LOL Timalloy
PS my wee Ulster bear pal thought I was talking about a political party
PPs I see the "brave" email brigade were at it as usual.......

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Lippy aff ah dug your sick ed fkn sik,
(here wit kind ah dug wiz it,it wiznae ma weee dug " )satans littul helpur) {Ed007's Note - I compared Bill Miller's preferred bidder status the other day as some Rangers fan putting lipstick on the family dog and thinking they had pulled a woman wee man, seems I was right. I also mentioned they were jumping the gun a bit and shouldn't be turning the bedsheets into Gyproc just yet either.}

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08 May 2012 19:48:48
Apparently Sally just demanded the names of the 3 bidders! Lol "who are these people, we have a right to know theyre names" haha

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But has he demanded to know who sent the emails to Bill Miller? Rankers fans sent them, so that will be swept under the carpet!

Bye Bye Rangers!

DazzaBhoy

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08 May 2012 19:06:37
Timalloy Investigations can exclusively reveal that after the shock departure of Miller from the RFC(IA) bidding and 3 new bids received (would D &D lie to you?)
our exhaustive investigations, asking a taxi driver, have revealed the
as up to now unknown identity of one of the overseas bidders NEVER, NEVER, LAND.COM
They have approached Mr Salmond to put an 100 mile Exclusion Zone around all the toxic debt.. Timalloy and a big SMILEY FACE......

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08 May 2012 18:38:19
So bye bye, wee American guy
Made a dash wae all yer cash, cos the big hoose is dry,
Us good ol Bhoys, have laughed so much that we cried,
Singing this'll be the day the shame died

PADDYBHOY

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Kwality pb

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08 May 2012 18:07:37
So Bill Miller does do walking away!

And by some miracle, the administrators have discovered 3 more interested parties within 30 mins of Miller withdrawing his bid!

Even the most deluded Rangers fan cant believe 3 new bids just materialized out of nowhere.

Final nail in the coffin i think!

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08 May 2012 17:54:51
Ha Ha Ha......it just gets better and better over at the Inland Revenue Arena, doesn't it? lol lol
Miller pulls the rug out from under their tootsies and gives them an extra reason to cry into their Special Brew and Buckfast! lol lol

HAIL HAIL
ChrisBhoy {Ed007's Note - There is nothing wrong with Buckfast, us Lanarkshire Bhoys are brought up on the stuff!!}

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Buckie is pyoor honkin

bigD

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Well said ed. buckfast the best ever lol 15 bottles of it when we won the league :)

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08 May 2012 17:52:34
3 new bidders for the shame...tesco....asda....safeway...Lmfao MMI2009

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Post on ebay..FOR SALE

Incubator, never used, still in the box. pmttid

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08 May 2012 17:47:49
This is very unfair of Bill Miller. My waistline can't take much more of this jelly & ice cream.
Frankiebhoy

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08 May 2012 17:40:04
i Don't think points deduction against rangers would be a good idea, all we are going to hear is the title is tainted.

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08 May 2012 17:36:54
Ooft miller has withdrawn his bid for the orcs !! He does do walking away

Skinnybhoy

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AW NAW! ally just bought his plane tickets!.........green jhedi

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08 May 2012 17:34:10
Sorry bhoys and ghilrs MIller time is over and OUT ??HH Cprs1

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08 May 2012 17:24:00
Bill Miller withdraws his bid!!!!! Ooft! We're gonna have a party when ......... Lol

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08 May 2012 17:21:56
Just when I thought there was no comedy to be had today miller has done walking away, BBC sport now
Nevis

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08 May 2012 17:17:42
miller pulls out of gers deal. pmsl

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08 May 2012 17:10:06
It seems that more and more of Rangers fans are becoming arrogant over any sanctions.
Having talked to a few mates( gers fans), their outlook is we don't care put us in Div 3 and see the rest rot.
They don't think they have done anything wrong, defies believe.
Lets have a honest/open approach to this mess.
appropriate sanctions or make them pay the full price
and start again in Div 3

HH Cprs1

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What are the appropriate sanctions?

There never have been any sanctions in place for such events, only now there are to be sanctions in place that will see a possible Rangers newco punished.

........what punishment did Airdrie receive when theu reformed??

The rulebooks are bein re-written purely because it's Rangers who are in this situation.

TTG

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Why don't they make it simple?If you go into administration before the end of a season then you lose all your points.Teams then would know punishment is relegation and if they go under then,well they have brought it on themselves.

Jungle Bhoy.

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08 May 2012 17:09:41
Miller has chucked it.

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And all of a sudden Craigy Boy pops up on the radar back in Scotland.

I smell a rat...infestation. Something's going down. They'll get a buyer, I've no doubt, but what's really going on?

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08 May 2012 17:00:53
"he's going home, he's going home, he's going millers going home" LMFAO

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When you go,will you send back, a tenner from America?. pmttid

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Pmttid?(Pmt till i die).Is that you Mrs E?

Jungle Bhoy. {Ed007's Note - Ouch!!}

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Jungle Bhoy. I think you should be relegated to the rangers site for your cheek.pmttid

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08 May 2012 16:54:15
timbo timbo weev awreddy goat a great set up wae"wee pats tv . com.net dot cotton ah wull be showin aw the sellik games against aw the tap teems in the scotty prem sellik v jambos sellik v dundee utd, ,we wull obviosuly be showin highlites of div 3 fur aw the bears thut huv pawned thur tellys n stuff tae help thum get tae the tap ae thur ain div see we show nae bias here so well send a guy wae a very good mobie tae take in ranjurs lowlites n aw fur a £ 5 a munth, noo ah canae be farur thin that timbo?
bit we wulnae be broadcastin fae blakhill cos that mob ur feerliss n wid jist steel wur aeriuls n that, so it s oot ae posso fur us ,
pptv cumin tae a hoose neer you soon,
aw ye huv tae dae is pit a 50 p bit in the bak ae the telly, n big jon mackay n RAHMAN wull be the wanchor men,

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Pat as usual you outstage me ha ha, how
about I do a promo video/song for your new tv adventure "Oh we'll take the Highlights, and you'll (bears) take the lowlights..." LOL Timalloy

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08 May 2012 14:27:55
Saw there was only 7,000 at the Walking Away FC game against Linfield last night. So much for all their loyal supporters accross the Irish Sea and only 1600 of the Shame travelled from Scotland.

Linfield estimate they'll be able to donate £100k to Rangers. Well that will pay Duff and Phelps fees for half a week.

Someone might care to explain to Bill Millar the significance of the orange band parading around the ground at half time. Not sure he'll really get it though.

Our daily gift of laughter from Dodo FC.

K-Dot

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Oh dear he has just pulled the plug.Dont know why, maybe he didnt like the singing :o) pmttid

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Bill Miller has pulled out , two weeks to look through the books. did'nt take him long eh.. maybe bk done a deal with craig white ?.or did he see the band at half time ...geo a tim .

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Just opened a BOTTLE of MILLER'S any body want 1 or maybe 2 ?...Awww feck it lets do the huddle and have a party. pmttid

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They are getting more embarassing by the day, asking clubs to have friendly games to help them. Begging in the crowd at half time with orange buckets.

It's time Scotlands top flight took action. It's time every club in Scotland valued sporting integrity before profit. We should all be cutting our cloth accordingly.

The other clubs may say yes to zombie rangers as they want the 600k when rangers supporters come to their grounds. However 1000's of Hibs, Aberdeen, Dundee Utd fans walk away then where will our league be?

DazzaBhoy

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Thousands of Hibs DU and Dons fans have walked away in the past 20 years.

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08 May 2012 13:04:41
why can,t they just give them a jag and put them down i for one are gettin mighty p155ed off!!!!!!! grow a pair ffs

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08 May 2012 09:57:18
Transfer Targets - does anyone else think we should raid the teams thats have been relegated from the premier league for players? Pedersen would be a great addition from Blackburn along with the Olsson's. Jarvis, Johnson and Doyle from Wolves would also be good signings. And i'd take Kevin Davies and Martin Petrov in the blink of an eye. Could get them on the cheap as some of them have relegation release clauses in their contract. Could easily raise more money than we could spend through the sale of Ki, Hooper and Forrest. Thoughts?

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I want to keep hooper and forrest and both have been in the papers in the past week saying they want to stay . yes we do need 2/3 BIG signings but not the guys you name ,and we probably have a few more like watt and mcgeogh coming through bb

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You might take Davies and Petrov but there is no way they will come to SPL.

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What do you think about Paul Sharner who has decided to leave West Brom Ed?Did Mowbray not fancy him when he was here?

Jungle Bhoy. {Ed007's Note - Mowbray was interested in him JB. At 32 though I don't think we need (or that he would) to strengthen the MF.}

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07 May 2012 23:57:25
Check out this belter that just got posted on the Rangers rumours site:

"We should suffer no sanctions! Am I happy with our clubs antics, no!

However why do football clubs face sanctions for going into administration?

There is not another business that faces sanctions, if the corner shop goes into administration, it can reopen the next day, they don't face penalties, they don't have to charge customers more, or pay suppliers more, they aren't made to half their hours - there are no penalties!

If RBS goes bust, gets bailed out, there are no sanctions. They don't have to give their savers higher interest rates or charge more interest on loans.

Why are football clubs different? If football clubs are to be treated like any other business then let them be treated like any other business.

Why does football think it should take the high moral ground, let's be honest it is not known for high morals.

Is it a good thing that a newco can spring up after failing to pay people, of course not but that is reality.

Everybody seems to say we should get punished, why?

What have we done wrong, we have failed to pay some heavy bills, but guess what if my shop orders £50k worth of stock that does not sell and I go into administration, then people fail to get paid, that happens every single day in business.

If I reopen my shop, my suppliers may not want to supply me, that is their decision, but there are no fines, no restrictions on my newco. Is it right - no, but it is reality.

I can't think of one industry where there are restrictions, or sanctions."

Utterly astonishing.

I am constantly amazed at the Why should we use money we could be signing players with to pay bills and taxes? We Arra Peepil!

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They don't know what Sporting integrity is, are you surprised?

Miko

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Kinda sums it up really.To be fair, some understand why they need punished but this seems to be a small minority............green jhedi

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