Celtic Banter Archive July 08 2012

 

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08 Jul 2012 21:52:24
Ed,you seem like an intelligent man,any idea as to where in my flat that ive left my reading glasses,wearing my sisters noo...algarvebhoy {Ed007's Note - I have no idea but make sure you don't ever misplace your boxer-shorts.}

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Top of your head? Thats where mine hide............green jhedi

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No there GJ,my sisters are

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08 Jul 2012 21:42:17
See Hibs have come out with very strong words about the current Rangers situation... Hope all other SPL clubs follow suit....

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I also read the statement by Hibs in the Herald, I must agree with every word, I like the bit when Hibs slate Charlie Green for attempting to sign players while football debts still remain, well done Hibs, be interesting to hear what Romanov thinks!!! johnbhoy79

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Any links? TRP.

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08 Jul 2012 19:47:15
Heard today that ex club are taking over where the old club left off by
still using EBT's only in this case our Sally is signing Electricians, Barmen,
Television Repairmen lol Timalloy

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08 Jul 2012 19:13:34
jedwurd kin you gie me the £50 thit 038 borrowed fae me ah think he's dun a runner wae it ur jist print his adress n the boays wul go roon fur it ,
thanking you fur yur cooperation oan this mettur yours, a nonie moose
ps its noo £55 cos ae the banking crisis sorry blame ed baws,ur his bruthur heedthe, {Ed007's Note - He says 'Yer bumped'.}

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08 Jul 2012 19:17:47
here wae ah name like henkes wean he jist hiz tae be good!
here ye huvnae seen that we wastur timbo huv ye he owes me £50, asap tell hiz peepul tae speek tae mine pronto, tonto thats ah rap jedwurd,
talkin a witch a wunder if they 2 eejits kin kik a baw mibee wee chico wid sine thum whit ye kitchen sink jed

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Pat I have "invested" your £50 in 10 season tickets to Sevco 5088, I know an entrepreneur like yourself will turn a fast buck. lol Timalloy -

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08 Jul 2012 19:15:48
Hey edd 007 good to see you back even if tho you ripped us a new a**ehole other week!.hope all well.
I have been thinking & got myself excited at the following.
This year we should win title no2 at a canter.
My thinking is when title done asap with hopefully enough games we can give young players a good run in squad with all youth reserve if you like blooming with a chance to give the stage not only does it give it experiance a higher market value giving cfc a bigger asset worth income from sales.
If it was played rite i could see cfc produce some fine players homebread aswell.
Could bring five or six like united did .i dont think it all doom n gloom would you see this as viable ed007.
NDP83 {Ed007's Note - Thanks, I think I apologised for that, wasn't it just our wires got crossed? Anyway that's water under the bridge now. I would love for CFC to be producing top quality youth players and see them being given a chance to flourish in the first team. Too many fans want to see inflated fees spent on some fancy foreign name player rather than see the club bring through their own youth, or buying in quality youth at the right price. Our scouts are doing a great job of finding players and along with the squad we have, the youth at the club we have a strong standing that will serve us well for years to come.}

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Yes u did their wasent a need tho.
Iam counting down the days now till ko not doom n gloom.
I would like us make a move for don cowie
NDP83 {Ed007's Note - That's a new one :-)

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08 Jul 2012 18:50:20
I cant believe that clown chris graham "the rangers fan" is allowed to write a column in scotland on sunday there is enough bias in the media without adding to it . Tulip

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It's pathetic.

I've also seen some of his tweets on twitter, trying to talk with the likes of Alex Thomson and Graham Spiers.

Trouble is these guys are giving him time, because he's creating an image for himself.

His tweets are very embarassing. He clearly has a few challenges in understanding what is happening to Newco.

K-Dot.

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08 Jul 2012 18:48:47
we knocked backed a £6m bid for ki,, we all know that izaguirre,hooper, wanyama and forrerst are worth more .. why not just sell all five and bank the £40m and say come on newco we are waiting.. we would miss all these guys but we have so many more , ibrahim, watt, twardics, not to mention the under nineteen champions + any new signings... am i too drunk now and should stop.. shamrock

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Shamrock huv you been oan the tonic wine ma sun?
noo dont get me rang sun its good bit no it £5.50 a boatul noo ah wid normully cherge £4 bit tae you we ur daei a new summur speshul tae meet PIMMS rite oan the heed its cauld, "wee pats f***bast "
noo its strongur thin the uthur bit ye get yur hole eftur it tae whit aw fur £ 7 a hear you say well the wurd oan the streets aye we can ,is wee boab the bildur wance sade,so if yur heeds burst mer thin eds ankul gie me a call

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Just read this one sober, what a d1ck. shamrock {Ed007's Note - :-)

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08 Jul 2012 17:48:57
Ed just how good can this boy henrikson become {Ed007's Note - He could become one of the best players in Europe in years to come. He is consistently in polls of the best young players in the world.}

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Is jim white used tae say " this boy can be mer goodur thin brian laudrup, kin amazin mate!"

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08 Jul 2012 17:43:03
What a surprise.tried to post on the club formally known as rangers pages,but that ed,as usual,wont post mycomments.he really needs to remember hes an adult?anyway.all their moaning about this and that,what league they,ll be in?THEY have fecked up the whole scottish game.them.no one else.why cant they just give us peace and go and die Peacefully.scottish football doesntwant them,british football doesnt want them,and uefa cant stand them.when will they finally get the message?artybhoy

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What they are all missing Arty is this,they should not be allowed to even apply for a league place.The rules are very clear,no audited accounts no chance.so technically they should be away from the leagues for three years to gain the proper accounts before applying.It might not be realistic,but you might think they would show some contrition..............green jhedi

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How does a newco supply three years audited accounts?

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Ask Cove Rangers and Spartans.

GoldCoastBhoy

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I have tried to post at least 3 times on the darkside, none of them have been shown, it's supposed to be banter....lol....I think the Ex Rangers fans have lost their sense of humour.

Vambo

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Vambo , i used to think that as well but the newco ed is a fair guy , most of the time mines get on but sometimes takes up to 5/6 hours, so keep checking back . shamrock

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Calling Vambo,if your posts are fair,like Shamrock's are on the true blue side,your ok, Geo the Ger

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08 Jul 2012 17:41:49
75/80 % of cevco supporters want to start in the third division, that must be true because thats what they all say.. the sfl, sfa, spl, all say no guys we want you to start in the first because we want to bend over and drop everything to make it easier for you to get back to the top.. if this comes true , how many bears do you think would march on hampden to have the decision reversed.. my guess would be one less than the last protest . remember him with the we bite back british bulldog.. shamrock

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08 Jul 2012 16:19:20
Hi ed iv posted 3 times over last two weeks including today and none of my posts have been approved for some reason could you please let me know what is going wrong thanks

Brian {Ed007's Note - I have no idea Brian, didn't I answer a post of yours earlier today? I can't imagine you would be blocked and if you were I wouldn't have got this one.}

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08 Jul 2012 11:40:14
Good day ed ! Iv been thinking a lot about how we are going to sign 2-3 players this summer and feel that for cl we might need more! I personally feel we need two cb a back up rb since Wilson an cha are away and the swede is injured!the Henrickson signing seems un needed but obviously the boy must be something special for us to be desperate to sign another cm! I also feel we need a winger an forward ! I know with the shame costing us money and league competition this won't happen but I feel that if we strengthened these positions we could do well in Europe!
I'm quite happy if toshney fits the bill at cb but it's a gamble as we only have mulgrew and rogne who I feel will be a class cb in next couple of years what's your opinion 007?

Brian {Ed007's Note - Henriksen would add some flair to the midfield Brian, he is very attack minded along the lines of Lubo or Naka and can play just off a front striker. I think it depends on what formation NL is going to employ in Europe:

........................Forster.....
...........Rogne.....Wanyama.......Mulgrew..
Matthews..............Kayal..............Izaguirre....
....................Brown........Ledley........
..........................Henriksen........
..........................Hooper....

If a new CB is brought in move Wanyama into the holding MF role protecting the back 3.}

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08 Jul 2012 10:03:17
Good morning Ed, good to have you back. If Airdrie are abstaining from the vote,due to conflict of interest,then surley Ballantyne cant sit on the board as president in deciding if Sevco play in division 1? Also Ed, Where do you think Sevco will end up next season? And finally mate,WHO decides if their history has concluded,or indeed carrys on from old rangers? Sorry to give you a barrage of questions first thing Ed :(

Briggs {Ed007's Note - Ballantyne's position would need to be called into question if he showed favouritism, but if Ogilvie can hold on to his job anything can happen! I am still not convinced that Sevco will be set up in time to play anywhere next season but if they do it MUST be SFL3. Their history is over Briggs, there is no Rangers any more. As soon as the old club is liquidated then that is it, it's nobody's decision to make. Their history will always be there but it will have nothing to do with Zombie Rangers. The next trophy Sevco win will be their first trophy of their new history.}

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Cheers Ed. I seen yesterday that phil mac is saying the same as you, sevco won't be playing football at all next season. To be fair to him he has called everything right so far. Did youever find out the players in that pic you posted?

Briggs {Ed007's Note - The furthest I could find out was it was something to do with Adelaide Celtic, I even asked Matt McGlone and he was stumped.}

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08 Jul 2012 12:31:28
You couldn't make it up #2007 : Ex director of football Just For Men model Gordon Smith is comparing Rangers plight to Halls of Broxburns fight against meltdown . Smith says " They (Halls) are having serious financial difficulties but if someone comes in and takes them over will they be penalised and punished? " . I think too much hair dye has seeped into his brain.........DH

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Not only that but also Real Madrid, Barcalona & Man Utd ! Maybe if some associated with that club were not so deluded, they might be in this mess..Mrs E

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I think he's been eating too many of their sausages, You have to take everything that nugget says at arms length. This is the guy who freely talks to anyone who will listen when he's NOT working!

BigRab

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08 Jul 2012 00:02:32
Hi all, is it just me or are Rangers/NewCo/ trying to play a blindingly obvious game here? With Ally and former players, etc coming out and saying it would be best to go to the 3rd division when really the plan is to force their way into the 1st. On to transfers and I would be jealous if you signed Henriksen, I rate him that highly and the prices that are being quoted makes it a bargain in my eyes, he would set the SPL alight IMO and would easily double in value by this time next year.
I haven't been on here for a while due to being extremely busy, but I've just read you were ill Ed007, hope it isn't anything serious mate, hope you're well.
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - I'm doing well Smithy, thanks very much. I agree with you about Henriksen, he is going to be an awesome player. If we could get him £2.5 million (3 million Euros) we would make a fortune on him when it comes time for him to move on.}

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For me Smithy they whole Div3 thing is just a face saving exercise. They need investment in the team and to be back in the SPL asap..not at least 3 years out of it.

I'm would love to see us sign Henriksen but all has been quiet on the transfer front well other than us finally having a goalie ! The on-going rangers saga has dominated the headlines but I've no doubt NL has been quietly going about his business behind the scenes.

What's happening with my fave English team ? Mrs E

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Smithy... you are clearly a genuine guy. Well said and good luck.

Hail Hail
ChrisBhoy

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