Celtic Banter Archive May 07 2020

 

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07 May 2020 22:12:25
Just listened to the BBC Sportsound Podcast on the Rangers dossier.
Never heard such a one-sided biased programme. Where is the balance with these guys. Kenny McIntyre, Steven Thompson, Chris Mclaughlin and worst of all Tom English.

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08 May 2020 10:29:47
Dear god don’t be listening to that mate! That’s like the scottish version of talksport! What I’ve never understood is that sevco have banned the bbc from the crumbledome and refuse to cooperate with them yet the bbc still try their very best to defend that lot at every turn! An embarrassment and I wouldn’t waste a second of my time listening to that pish!

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08 May 2020 20:32:05
Totally agree Danny, i've never understood that myself, maybe it is the amount of mcallan whisky I drink, but I can't understand why the BBC, pander to the Rangers when they are banned from greyskull.

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07 May 2020 21:00:33
So as I thought they had nothing same as on the pitch they have nothing.
Celtic kept very quiet which was a little but worrying but guessing they new it was all crap.
I think the manks are sinking and sinking fast. All we have heard is cheating corruption, secrets money missing from there new boss. He has said nothing positive about his own team where they are how 6/ 8 players will be off can they pay there staff there players etc why are sfa and spfl or the media not asking these question they need to be on top of this. I was thinking maybe they are and that's why rangers board pissed and not talking about football. Maybe that's a hint. As for Celtic we are talking about new player charity work thanking everyone getting back to training etc that's great positivity from a club which is well run during this terrible virus.

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07 May 2020 22:07:34
Andy your right they have nothing and if they did why are they the only club doing something about it . it's nonsense and embarrassing.

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08 May 2020 00:10:07
They never were anything, they are nothing and they will never be anything but a disgrace to football. Hail Hail to the one, the only, the magnificent Glasgow Celtic.

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08 May 2020 06:55:08
With there being no leaks to the media over the last 4 weeks, who would have thought that their whistleblower was in fact their very own Stewart Robertson. 😂.

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08 May 2020 09:44:22
That was a shock aroony.

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08 May 2020 13:24:32
Why didn't they share all this vital information they had and kept for the good of Scottish football before the first vote 🤔🤔🤔.

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07 May 2020 20:34:41
Off topic and just for a bit of humour. Elon Musk and his bint have named their wean - X Æ A-12 Musk (ffs) and Jamie Oliver's is River Rocket. If an Orc had a wean and you had to name it what would it be?

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07 May 2020 21:12:03
Elvis in honour of their tribute club. 😂.

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07 May 2020 22:07:17
Billy. always their first choice.

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07 May 2020 22:08:56
Jamie cause he's a ****in rocket.

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08 May 2020 02:42:59
Dobbie, person for short.

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08 May 2020 07:39:57
Boy/ Gullible, Girl/ Gullibletta 😂😂.

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08 May 2020 14:09:13
unlucky.

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08 May 2020 16:34:41
It's got to be "Tattoo" as the all live on Fantasy Island (Herve Villechaize for those not old enough to remember! ) .

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07 May 2020 19:47:31
This is the smoking gun 19 Page dossier.

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07 May 2020 20:59:32
Thought it was 200 pages they said.

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07 May 2020 21:12:55
200 pages down to 200 words. 😂.

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07 May 2020 19:34:21
No surprises here bhoys:

Celtic’s club crest

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07 May 2020 19:36:45
Can you shed any light on the origin of the bullying and corruption statements that the bullter denied tonight. Cheers

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07 May 2020 18:57:59
Wow. just listened to robinson on snyde, an unbelievable soapy tit **** interview with roger hannah. Between him and the guy who mediates they seemed to be feeding him easy questions that suited his answers.

From what i can gather, the 10m figure being bandied about, massive number to scare the peasants there as divided the actual sums to clubs will be very much smaller, for repaying to TV seems to be the main thrust of it. Really?

So, your negotiating a multi million pound contract, and you will be paying a contract lawyer to oversee the deal, and he missed this? A clause that could cost you 10m? Not going to happen, unless they use the same lawyers as sevco.

The fact the clause is there proves to me no one missed this. Doncaster or whoever else would have had this checked, and the figure of 10m, even skim reading it, would have jumped out the penalties page. So the next theory?

All clubs would have had to have copies of this document, they then would have had their own lawyers look it over, and not one decided it was irregular? Also let's not forget robinson is on the board of the SPFL. I would be amazed if he never knew of this clause. Stunned.

the rest is fluff and nonsense, this is the biggie they were dangling in front of the gulibillies. What do they have to gain here? Then there is the admin theory.

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07 May 2020 19:23:28
Can I ask who mentioned the bullying and corruption, as he completely denied that.

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07 May 2020 21:26:31
SSB gave him a platform to lie. All if buts alleged but no evidence.

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07 May 2020 18:51:54
Ed007, you're a reasonable chap by all accounts. What's your take on the Sevco dossier? HH.

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{Ed007's Note - From what I've read it's just bluster and nit-picking and I don't see Stewart Robertson will be able to continue on the SPFL and he might struggle to hold onto his TRIFC job.
Look, we all know what the SPFL is all about after their disastrous handling of Rangers liquidation and the dodgy 5-way agreement, that was the ideal time to sort out Scottish football but everybody that could - including the Celtic board and Peter Lawwell - 5hat the nest.}

07 May 2020 20:27:48
Yes Ed, the Sevs are now suffering at the hands of the fuds that saved them from extinction in 2012. You'd think they should be feckin grateful . HH.

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07 May 2020 18:44:53
have the dossier how do i post it.

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{Ed007's Note - It depends on what format it's in.}

07 May 2020 17:12:56
What an embarrassment for Sevco but sadly it's not just an embarrassment for them but it's made Scottish football look worse as far as what has been revealed not one thing new not even a water pistol IF SCOTTISH football don't come down heavy with them then as far as a nation for football goes we will deserve everything we get.

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07 May 2020 18:36:19
Whether it's blind arrogance, dumb ignorance or attention seeking, they are an absolute embarrassment and laughing stock - and so too are the Sevco-loving Media that prolong and encourage this farce.
The futile delaying tactics are risking clubs very existence and Hell mend them if they, themselves go down the pan.

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07 May 2020 18:45:28
I don't think Sevco will get enough votes on Tuesday.
Celtic will vote no. Motherwell and Hamilton have Spfl board members and they will also vote no. It will only take one more no vote from another Premiership club to sink an Independent Investigation. I also think St. Mirren, Livingston, Ross County are possible no voters.
The Championship is similar with Alloa and Dunfermline having board members. It would only take one more no vote from a Championship club to stop an Investigation. I think there is a big chance Dundee will also vote no.
Come Tuesday everybody will be against them “ no one likes us we don’t care” and nobody is getting the blue pound. MELTDOWN TUESDAY. 😂.

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07 May 2020 18:51:00
Celtic_mad, it's all of the above with that shower of shysters. No shame, no respect, no integrity. And they don't pay their feckin bills yet they still shout demanding fair play. HH.

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07 May 2020 18:57:07
And that makes Stewart Robertson's job (s) untenable. But, establishment rules say he'll remain in both jobs.

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07 May 2020 16:12:45
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Top 10 Right Midfielders/Wingers/Forwards

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07 May 2020 16:04:16
Hope your well Ed,

Had to steal your dossier pic, going to post it on the gullible page ( hopefully) , hope that's ok 👍😂😂😂.

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07 May 2020 14:07:02
Well was that it. Such an anti climax. I was hoping for some fireworks so we could all get a few more laughs at them. So what next after the clubs vote down their request for an Egm. Will there be retribution for their apparent delaying tactics and wasting of the associations money and the delaying of the monies for the clubs?

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07 May 2020 14:45:20
What an anti climax Ohh sorry that is what my wife said last night. What planet do they live on? What a load off jim white all that for nothing Something seriously has to be done about them now If sly and the BBC can't see what rubbish they spout now they never will.

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07 May 2020 14:53:03
Motherwell director wrote “ Much Outcry, Little Outcome “risible.
Risible means provoking laughter through being Ludicrous.
Laughing stock of Scottish football once again. 😂.

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07 May 2020 13:35:55
seems the dossier is an empty water pistol hahaha.

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07 May 2020 13:44:27
This really is the height of the banter years. Just when you think that lot can't get any funnier. 200 pages of rubbish. They've put a tweet out now saying that they won't be bullied into silence. Amateurish. Back on the boycott train I see some of them are now too. Go for it! What an absolute joke they are. Hope they get hammered for this.

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07 May 2020 13:53:24
Have a look at the vid of si and some nutter fae norn irn and a daft sevvy woman bawling and shouting about the dossier before it's been revealed. it's hilarious the giving years continue.

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07 May 2020 14:10:43
They thought the Fake Dundee payment was real and would expose corruption only to find they have been took for mugs! Todays Skype calls from each club to one another would be some crack. Every club are Rangers haters will be next followed by boycotts. Dejavu again and again.

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07 May 2020 18:25:49
Our governing body might have made a few booboos along the way, let's be honest, we know they are capable. But claims of bullying and coercion? You just knew they were going to be false claims. False claims that should be punished. If it's not Rangers being bullied or coerced, then who the funk is it? And why haven't they stepped forward. They really want to just pipe down now. Before there's a call to look at how our governing body bent over backwards for them a few years back.

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07 May 2020 11:54:05
The SPFL's initial response to the Sevdossier

THE SPFL hit out at Rangers as they insist the dossier 'fails to identify a single shred of evidence' of wrongdoing.

The Light Blues have shared evidence they claim raises concerns over last month's season-ending resolution.

And they called for the suspension of SPFL chief Neil Doncaster and legal advisor Rod McKenzie.

But the SPFL have now released a statement of their own to hit back at the Ibrox club.

An SPFL spokesman said: “It is now a month since Rangers accused the SPFL of bullying and corruption relating to the Dundee FC return.

“At last, Rangers have issued their ‘dossier’ and we will now take time to review it, before responding to all 42 clubs.

“Since Rangers publicly demanded the suspension of the SPFL’s chief executive and legal counsel, everyone in Scottish football has waited patiently for them to present their case.

“However, an initial examination of their ‘dossier’ has failed to identify a single shred of evidence to support Rangers’ vociferous claims of corruption, bullying and coercion by SPFL staff.

“If Rangers have any good reason for Neil Doncaster and Rod McKenzie to be suspended, we have yet to see it. ”.

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07 May 2020 12:42:17
I can definitely smell Sh''e .

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07 May 2020 12:46:42
What a surprise that is 😂 The gift that keeps on giving 😂 Surely they should expect a massive fine for bringing the game into disrepute.

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07 May 2020 13:24:41
Title tomorrow then.

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07 May 2020 13:32:59
The weather's not looking too great for the next week. Wait another week till it's brightened up and restrictions are lifted. Then we can really celebrate.

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07 May 2020 13:34:23
They should be fined the maximum possible and warned of any more statements that they bring out about the governing body Or any club or person without full proof of wrong doing will result in the same. football has pondered to the newest club for too long time to put them in their place once and for all.

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07 May 2020 10:01:33
Hello all. As a prolific poster of the past is great to see so many Tims still using and interacting on the site. ED, hope your well Mo Charra and still sniffing out the lurkers like a spaniel with truffles!

I can't remember when i last posted, but i seem to remember sevco were a shambles, so no change there then. It Seems the stevie g experiment is not quite the staunch success story some thought. Hummell/ Elite Close Bros, a memorial wall, deferred wages. ring a bell?

KT left, thought he would see the ten to be honest, and good luck to him, he will be back. I thought some who gave him stick were wrong, i get it, was the same when dalgleish left, but the kid has had two bad injuries. This sets him and his family up for life, you cannot risk that kind of money. One bad injury and it's done.

Nice to be back.

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{Ed007's Note - Hi mate, it's good to see you back posting 👍

07 May 2020 11:38:13
Thanks Ed, hope your well.

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{Ed007's Note - I'm not too bad thanks. How are you and the family getting on with the lockdown?}

07 May 2020 12:02:09
@GJ good to have you on board again, but we are not interested in your "back" lol
If you have come across Wee Pat in your travels ask him to start posting again and Mrs E (she always had good points to make)
I am in the other corner, all the regulars on here wish I would STOP POSTING ha ha.

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07 May 2020 14:02:23
I will second the last bit of your post 😎.

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07 May 2020 14:45:36
pretty good Ed, need to head to the conspiracy page to check out the thoughts on there, by the way any one who has not tried it, get in there it's addictive, as being sixty now we are in the at risk group. LOL. never been so happy not to be in the states.

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{Ed007's Note - That's good to hear. I'm in the same boat with my diabetes and OCPD but Grotbags is still working as normal so the lockdown hasn't been too severe on us. The traffic to the the conspiracy site has went up recently and Ed033 is back to pickling our brains lol
Stay safe buddy HH 👍

07 May 2020 15:18:42
welcome return GJ,
Whatever happened to Mrs E?
Always enjoyed her posts.
Still, GJ always on the attack great.

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{Ed007's Note - I think Mrs E is right into her politics and charity stuff now.}

07 May 2020 10:52:16
Where's the Sevdossier of skullduggery and corruption?
We're waiting!

HH.

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07 May 2020 11:45:00
The SPFL have came out and said they have read their dossier and there is no evidence of wrongdoing in all the 200 pages.

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07 May 2020 11:57:36
To be fair 199 pages were probably out colouring in books . That's what took so long . They ran out of crayons writing statements 🤣🤣🤣.

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{Ed007's Note -

sevco

07 May 2020 12:04:34
Does anyone know if there would be any type of punishment for them if it turns out that it was all false? Surely you can't get away with demanding suspensions etc
Just seems like they've threatened this since they didn't get there own way.

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07 May 2020 12:42:16
Rangers getting a punishment 😂😂😂 are you nuts they are the establishments club after all lol.

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07 May 2020 13:15:10
The humiliation will do. 🤭.

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07 May 2020 13:17:03
They will release it at 23.59 tonight? 😂🍀.

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07 May 2020 14:12:44
Belter Ed 🤣😂👏.

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07 May 2020 10:30:13
Right what's the evidence lads.
Is it not the case no matter what they have everyone needs to agree.
Why have they waited so long or are they all in on it.
If there is evidence and it's bad everything will come out and I think maybe rangers past will come back to haunt them now.
The Motherwell manager has started so there is proof, Celtic want to Finnish the season so ignore the manky mob on the other page as managers have openly said Celtic want the season finnished which I'd gd enough for me as Celtic have most to looz which is correct.

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07 May 2020 10:06:31
Sevco spare no expense with their Dossier

A Sevco spokesperson said "our comprehensive dossier given to all clubs today has been meticuosly prepared, to highlight the more important sections we have used various coloured crayons, those bits of dossier in ORANGE CRAYON must be treated very seriously, next serious section is coloured PURPLE then RED, there are NO GREEN crayons in report.

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07 May 2020 11:41:18
I think they were waiting on toilet roll to come readily available for print before publishing.

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07 May 2020 09:21:10
Well lads it high noon at the high chaparral. it will end with the badie getting done in lol. happy days.

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07 May 2020 09:15:39
Apparently the bombshell dossier states that Doncaster stole a packet of sweets when he was 10 and it's grounds for a sacking 😅😅.

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07 May 2020 11:20:07
If that's true Mally then it is definitely explosive information. I couldn't put up an argument for Celtic not getting relegated to the Lowland League as a result. That would be fair because the Celtic board at the time should have been keeping an eye on the young lad. We failed him badly, we deserve to get punished. HH.

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