Celtic Banter Archive January 07 2011

07 Jan 2011 22:45:41

Jose Mourinho to be appointed Celtic manager because he is fed up with European football and winning league titles.

07 Jan 2011 22:36:09

David Goodwillie not good enough! Are you nuts or are you conceding defeat to the mighty Rangers.

07 Jan 2011 20:57:46

Celtic chasing the signature of chick young.

07 Jan 2011 18:14:23

If kenny miller leaves THEM for £700,000 they will need to sell someone else in order to buy goodwillie because I believe utd want at least 1.4 million haha

07 Jan 2011 17:42:26

Mr ED, good excuses mate, I posted yesterday making you or the other editors aware of the meaning of what DOB meant, just the same time you tried to palm us off what the ORCS to the Celtic fans meant, now you know.

{Editor Note: Only one editor deals with each section when things are posted so the other editors missed it. We wouldn't have to worry about it if people stopped posting the vile disgusting things on these boards and acting like complete children. We can't know what all of these things mean but we do make utmost effort to cut this type of thing off the boards from both sets of supporters. We edit anything we are unsure of but sometimes it is unavoidable. But certainly from what we see it is a minority. The majority of both sets of fans are willing to be dignified and respectable in their posting.}

07 Jan 2011 17:42:24

So much for the swear filter, already on this site I've seen DOB posted, or is this another mistake by the editors allowed through without checking again, now post this or prove me wrong. {ed's note - what the hell is ***

Calm down. The ed's may not know all the crap that old firm fans call each other. *** is a bad 'un by the way ed. d***y o****e b's. Unfortunately, there are too many acronyms that the old firm use to slag each other off for you's to know them all {ed's note - is there anything that is actually allowable? Dob to me is date of birth or to dob someone in, I would never have thought of that! Maybe we should just star everything out and you lot can just try and guess what it said? ;o)}

Read Dominik Diamond's autobiography about him and his love for Celtic. When doing shoot magazine he interviewed a gers player (can't remember who off the top of my head), but he said when he saw DOB (as in date of birth) he laughed at the thought of some gers fans going mental, even though it was harmless and didn't mean what it is known as in Scotland.
He also said that his MATE Ally McCoist refers to himself as "the person you like" when he talks to Dom. Some things are said in jest. I know a few gers fans (good lads) who call themselves huns. Funnily enough, 1 is off Irish and is a catholic so he gets it from both sides

07 Jan 2011 17:11:31

Kenny Miller is on his way to Birmingham, they have just had a bid accepted for him.

Source Sky Sports News

Get In!

IslandBhoy

07 Jan 2011 15:34:49

Dont let the manky mob annoy you, they havent got anything on their site so they fill ours with $***t, i say bring it on, hail hail

Re: sorry but at what point did this become a page for celtic fans only ?! i would be right in saying that this is a page for banter about celtic ?! u arrogant dumba$$

07 Jan 2011 14:08:42

My Dad works for Dermot Desmond @London city airport he has just called to tell me Mr Desmond's private jet has just left with Niko Krancear and Jonathan Woodgate onboard the jet is scheduled to ladn at Prestwick Airport in the hour. .

isnt amazing how both you and the idiot at Prestwick both spell Kranjcar incorrectly.

07 Jan 2011 13:21:42

Can this site use username and passwords to stop all the bulls* t don't allow all this crap too be posted.

{Editor Note: It happens on every site.}

07 Jan 2011 13:20:18

Stop posting s* te on here idiots yous people out there go to ur oan site and post s* te

07 Jan 2011 10:39:00

Ed. Can someone on your team put something up in the rules that you must have a source for your rumours.and not someone told me but sources like papers, websites and the such.

Cheers Marco1888

{editor: The site would be really quiet if we did that. You choose what you want to believe so just take it with a pinch of salt mate}

07 Jan 2011 09:51:51

Bhoygeorge(daft name) He has only signed for 6 months and will be paraded on sunday, its getting kept hush hush but i know cos my mate was talking to one of the directors the day(my mate mark works in the superstore Manager) so looking good.

Ed don't worry its only because not many people know about this that you havent heard but hes been wanting back into europe for a while now. .

Re: lol look at the state of these daft tims ha ha . . Riquelme FFS! can't believe some of u are actually believin this! so let me get this right he is signing a new 6 month contract with celtic just after he signed a NEW 4 year deal with Boca?!

how daft u lot are!

GTID

07 Jan 2011 09:35:40

B(h)oys

I think you need to calm down with the Riquelme speculation. Walter Smith tried to get him in last year and he said no because of the weather and the monye on offer. While I do not doubt Celtic can offer more money than Rangers, they cannot change the weather. And I'd also guarantee that if he signed for Rangers, all you on here would say he was rubbish.

How many players do Celtic actually need to sign anyway? I though Stokes and Juarez and that were the real deal when they signed ?

Big John Knox

07 Jan 2011 09:35:39

To all those that reported players at the airport last night where are these pictures. Exactly it's bull. Try report on facts please instead of s* te.

07 Jan 2011 01:27:05
To the angry father, the u19s bhoy could've trumped you there mate cos my cousin is away with them. Apparently huselklepp is a done deal also

07 Jan 2011 00:29:35

Bhoygeorge(daft name) He has only signed for 6 months and will be paraded on sunday, its getting kept hush hush but i know cos my mate was talking to one of the directors the day(my mate mark works in the superstore Manager) so looking good.

Ed don't worry its only because not many people know about this that you havent heard but hes been wanting back into europe for a while now. .

BigBhoy

07 Jan 2011 00:05:32

Well excuse me young man but my son plays for that particular under 18s that you are saying doesn't exist and believe me they do train twice a week a lennoxtown, its to let them get a look at the older players in the first team and lets them learn there trade with the pros, so don't come on here and lie to every one about this its not funny and as to the riquelme business my son is a midfielder aswell and he says it was the talk of the training ground today so don't diss people when you don't know the truth ok boy!

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Can a just say something there is no under 18's team at celtic and most of the acadmey is away to turkey for 2 weeks bet you feel stupid now