Celtic Banter Archive April 07 2020

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07 Apr 2020 20:11:22
What about that clown Alistair Johnston? If I was him I'd be keeping my mouth shut about asterix next to titles. Obviously forgets about the financial cheating to win tainted titles by the old club. Looks like financial mismanagement is happening again at Ibrox!

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07 Apr 2020 21:20:42
There was a tweet from Graeme speirs of the herald telling him might be an idea to shut it.

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07 Apr 2020 21:26:50
Did squinty retrieve his £20m back for his "kids inheritance"?

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08 Apr 2020 14:55:05
For a h*n Graeme Spiers speaks a lot of sense, he never let the rangers/ sevco away with anything. Wonder why he's not on as many football shows now!

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08 Apr 2020 15:15:28
Frankie bhoy came out with a good one to Johnstone. if it's half a title as he puts it and we won next years it's still out doing oldcos 9.

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07 Apr 2020 18:51:12
Reading the the UFC President is saying that bouts will be taking place on a private island.

Why don't the SPFL/ SFA hire Ailsa Craig (the island one) and we could have the league finished pronto.

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08 Apr 2020 06:29:10
They hired last xmas 😂🤣😂.

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07 Apr 2020 15:45:29
Hi guys - hope you all keeping well and safe - this madness will end soon hopefully and we can all get back to our crazy lives pre Covid19.

Like most of us I have developed square eyes from Computer, phone and TV binges. On such a binge I was treated to an array of Celtic supports on TV one show immediately after the next. So for a bit of light hearted fun I have compiled a list of Celtic fans that would get into my starting 11 and 5 subs. Feel free to add if you like. I went 4-4-2

Goalie
The Big Yin

Defenders
Gerard Butler Frankie Boyle
James McAvoy Tony Roper

Midfield
Kirsty Gallagher Karen Gillan (Captain)
Michelle Keegan Martine McCutcheon

Strikers
Conor McGregor Martin Compston

Subs

Noel + Liam Gallagher
Susan Boyle
Jim Kerr
Clare Grogan

If the subs don't get on then they can double as a singing section.

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07 Apr 2020 18:39:01
Jennifer love Hewitt any position she wants 🤭🤭🤭.

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07 Apr 2020 18:48:56
Those midfielders look like they're box-to-box players. Not for me I'm afraid.

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07 Apr 2020 19:18:23
What about snoop dog get a bit of height in defence or up front? 😂🍀.

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08 Apr 2020 02:36:26
What about Wayne Rooney, he's on the tele is he not😂😂.

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08 Apr 2020 16:16:25
My cunning plan with this team is that any red blooded opposition will undoubtedly play a 0 - 10 - 0 formation whatever their manager tells them! Guaranteed invincible season I think!

Snoop can be the kit man and provide the half time supplements, served by Jennifer no doubt.

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07 Apr 2020 15:02:41
Am I missing somthing here? But is there a reason that next season actually has to start?

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07 Apr 2020 12:00:53
For the guys on Furlough or struggling with Universal Credit maybe this will ease things a wee it.
Glasgow city council, and I presume all other councils, say no need to start paying this years council tax for 2/ 3 months.
Also RBS (my bank) and I presume all other high street banks, are cutting overdraft charges and if needed increasing certain people's overdrafts on a person to person basis.
Hope this information is of help.

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07 Apr 2020 11:34:36
How are you keeping Ed and are you managing to get everything you need from the shops?

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{Ed007's Note - I'm doing fine mate thanks. I rarely went out the house before all this and with Grotbags working in Aldi we've been fine on the shopping front - the only difference it's made to our lives really is that I don't get to Mass on a Saturday night.
So how are you keeping and managing?}

07 Apr 2020 11:57:26
I’m doing fine buddy. The only slight issue that I’ve had is getting prescriptions because we now have to order them 4 working days in advance then when we go to collect them, they are only letting one customer in at a time so there’s about 10 or 12 folk all hanging about outside. (I now plan to carry a 2mtr pole to keep them at bay.

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{Ed007's Note - Good to hear you're doing OK, stay safe mate 👍 I've seen/heard a few folk talking about problems with prescriptions and the chemists, luckily I've got enough meds for April. Can't you get yours delivered to you, surely it's best for you to stay at home?}

07 Apr 2020 12:25:51
@arrowh I get 4 weeks meds at one time and my chemist delivers, ask them about it, service is free and I do not have to worry about going to chemist.

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07 Apr 2020 14:16:02
My better half gets her meds delivered by the chemist as the doctors surgery set it up so less people would attend the practice for non medical reasons and it's been a god send to be honest one less thing to worry about.

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07 Apr 2020 16:44:33
Hi Ed it’s tough not getting to mass especially this week being holy week, EWTN is a big plus, managed to get a palm on Sunday as the church is a two minute walk from the house. Happy and Holy Easter to you and your family.

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{Ed007's Note - It's really the only time I go out the house, Killy and the Easter Vigil is always a wee bit special for me because my it was dad's favourite Mass. Our Priest streams the Saturday Vigil and Sunday Morning Masses but it's not the same. A happy and Holy Easter to you & your family too, God bless 🙏

07 Apr 2020 20:54:30
I looked into it but they were already overstretched prior to this virus so can’t take on any new customers.

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{Ed007's Note - Get one of your neighbours collared & tellt you need a 'script picked up or we're coming up to tan their windows.}

07 Apr 2020 23:47:22
Can’t do that buddy. I’ve got really good neighbours but they are isolating too. I’ll work around it one way or another. If this turns out to be my biggest problem through all this, I’ll be delighted.

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{Ed007's Note - That's a fair point mate, the priority is that you stay safe 🙏

07 Apr 2020 11:18:10
Apologies Ed007. I’ve already stolen your “pigeon playing chess” analogy and will use it again as required.

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{Ed007's Note - No probs mate lol.}

08 Apr 2020 18:12:41
Hate to have to say this but I cringe when I read about Doris sitting up in his bed engaging with the medical staff wtf that means. If it wasn't for the Governments past and present who pilfered the NHS and reduced it to the state it now is, then deaths could have reduced drastically as it could have been better prepared for whatever eventuality that was thrown at us. The fact that the Chancellor can stand up with a beaming smile to say that the PMs doing fine distorts me.

This is the end of my political broadcast. Stay safe.

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07 Apr 2020 11:11:58
I keep hearing that rangers are saying this title will be tainted, this title has to be earned, this title should be null and void. Who gives a feck what rangers think? This title and nine in a row will be ours and the records will show that.

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{Ed007's Note -

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07 Apr 2020 14:05:58
Ideally, there would be no scope for any bitter rivals to try and downplay our achievements but, like you said, when push comes to shove who really cares what they think about anything?

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07 Apr 2020 07:39:02
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 7th April 2020

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