Celtic Banter Archive October 06 2012

06 Oct 2012 22:19:37
In an other universe,in an other world far far away

Sally has took the zombies to the
champions league final lol

Green Judge

Sally relying on Elgin and Clyde not winning their games in hand or sevco drop to sixth position. Two months of football and sevco have never been top of sfl3. They won't be there on last day of season either.
Sally's duds strike again.
They need to come clean that its a brand new club, drop the name the badge and the colours. And be honest.
Sally saying he doesn't know what's wrong but he's going to fix it. You can't start to fix anything unless you know what the problem is!
Trouble is that Ally is the problem the players cannot respond to him, he's not got it.

Clyde play Elgin in their games in hand so Ally will be hoping that they draw.

06 Oct 2012 20:57:10
Never again will we hear about ict,raith rovers,or ross county.total embarrassment for sevco today.stirling albion,scotlands worst team ever beating them?total humiliation.mccoist?better with ronald mcdonald.cant stop laughing.artybhoy

06 Oct 2012 20:32:55
Lol.first on x factor tonight?d3 singing? Simply the best.oh the irony of it all.artybhoy

06 Oct 2012 21:07:28
Some wedding jokes to cheer up Sally...

How do you know you are at a hillbilly wedding?
Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church..

What is the quickest way to a man's heart?
With a knife through the ribcage.....

How many men does it take to change toilet roll?
Don't know it's never happened yet....

Why are men like parking meters?
The best ones are always taken, and what's left
are handicapped..... Timalloy

06 Oct 2012 20:01:39
"so the nite folkes weev goat wee chico n sally in the blue room ae the masonic in larkhaw so lets hear it fur,
"the chuckle bruthurs"
here you nae throwin spears!

06 Oct 2012 19:03:51
here ed av goat it wurkd oot thit sevco shhood be bak in the spel roon aboot 2030 jist wen yur ankuls heald eh?

Pat, at least we know what level they are at without the taxpayers money. Transfer embargo until Jan 2014...lets buy David Templeton and give him one of the biggest wages in the SFL, that should do it :-) Mrs E

06 Oct 2012 19:49:35
ED007, Pat I think Green will also be wanting a new name for Sevco after today... What about these?

The Sons of Pitches
Mighty Morphins
The Muffin Stuffers
Head Banging Billy Goats
Flower Arrangers
and my favourite....
Pimp My Side ( no not pump which Stirling did lol)
Timalloy

06 Oct 2012 19:51:35
Mrs E as I said earlier Sevco are up against teams spending tens of pounds on players lol Timalloy

Hearing how calm and what ally said, along with the no punishment for green and how the higher ups tip thier hat to them, it sounds as if they are hoping/know that reconstruction of some sort will help them get out div3 to the top and so thier play is not a big deal. Seeing how they won't be able to play thier way out, so back to old ways of dodgy ways.

Hey Tim wonder if the headline in tomorrows rags will read(superstirlinggoballisticThe Rangers are Attrocious)Macca

06 Oct 2012 18:59:12
so thurs me n wee sally fkn ell ed hes talkin aboot jackin it aw in mate !
dont wurry wee pats gonae tell um tae stick it oot hee hee!

06 Oct 2012 17:43:40
Does the result today mean that Sevco are the worst team in Senior Club Football? lol

Miko x

06 Oct 2012 17:25:13
Ha ha ha ha ha comedy gold at Forthbank stadium today , sorry Timalloy had to have a wee chuckle when i thought of your bet both teams to score and the zombies let you down....Stevie

06 Oct 2012 17:59:41
Stevie Bhoy never been happier for a bet to lose. lol
Sorry ED007 you might be having to read some daft things tonight like below...... LOL

With Green wanting to rename Ibrokes here are some
GENUINE stadium names, ENJOY.......

Easy Credit Stadium, Cashpoint Arena,
What a Burger Field, Quicken Loans Arena,
Bargain Booze Stadium,
****dorf Stadium, or Kuntz Stadium

or after todays result how about
ONO ESTADIA!

Over to you bhoys/ghirls any more lol lol lol lol Timalloy
PS ED007 some team "renaming" next -:) {Ed007's Note - I will cut you some slack tonight Tim, for some strange reason most people are in a good mood! I'v even had the obligatory nephew visit for a sub lol, that usually happens about 8 o'clock.}

Aye rite you bit ye coodnae lend an auld flatmate a £50,
shoart mammury ed?

06 Oct 2012 19:43:02
ED007, a "Sub" "cookies" and "jam tarts" please stop as Fat Sally is salivating and it's not a pretty sight lol Timalloy
PS I get stick over my bets lol
but one ex bear actually bet £50 (yes £50) on Sevco -4 goals
PPS hey Pat I will give you his details as he obviously has money to waste lol

06 Oct 2012 19:56:18
ED007 there are guys in Austria trying to find out why you renamed their stadium ****dorf lol Timalloy

06 Oct 2012 17:05:44
I'm starting to like ally more and more good result stirling albion

06 Oct 2012 17:05:03
Hi ed,

Was it not but a week or so ago that I read in some rag that the mighty Sevco must be the best club in Scotland, becuse they beat Motherwell,who were top of SPL at the time.

Fast forward a week or so and the Oldco legend that is Mr A Goram, makes a comment about away victories in Europe being easier than away wins in League 3.

Hmmm, I wait patiently for Mr A Gorams next commen {Ed007's Note - Andy Goram has the attention span of a goldfish, as soon as something is said or happens he immediately forgets it. I just want to get this 25 year contract for McCoist signed A.S.A.P. He has certainly earned it.
That was the team in the bottom spot of Scottish football that beat them today. I wish I listened to the phone ins, they must be hilarious tonight.
It was always going to be a struggle for new club or team to get an easy ride in the lowest level of Scottish football, look at some of the teams who have been around for years.}

You know what this means though...the attendance watching will get worse lol

Wage bill of £6m, a share issue and a future to rival Real Madrid. Highly amusing

Deserve all they get anyway for signing a ned like Ian Black ~ Mrs E

ED 007; Listen to the clyde podcast. Falling over themselves not to offend any of their pals at ibrokes............green jhedi {Ed007's Note - I will need to check it out later GJ.}

06 Oct 2012 15:27:39
Just having a ball watching rangers today on rangers tv, comedy gold so far but the commentator seriously just said that the referee should remember that this isn't a normal 3rd division game in reference to letting some meaty but fair tackles go, so basically saying rangers should get more free kicks as they used to play in a higher league. It's a working mans game down there this is maybe why they suck away.

Heard that myself mate,even more ridiculous is Ian McColl saying The rangers players need protecting!!..........green jhedi

What happened to that old favourite
Gerrintaethem ? They used to be very fond of that approach. Allys comedy roadshow never disappoints.

Is ally being outwitted by a manager who didn't bother to turn up to game!! Haha! L1888

It will be some wedding night to night lol garlar07

06 Oct 2012 17:11:18
Ha ha team at bottom of 3rd Division beat Sevco, even though my bet was beat, never been happier.
Green Jhedi, just how much injury time did ref play also, I was awaiting on the usual "honest mistake" last minute penalty.
Sally says "our threadbare squad of 35 cannot cope with the financial clout of these wee teams who have spent tens of pounds on their squad" lol lol Timalloy
PS hope Taco or Shamrock or some of our other bhoys had a win bet on Stirling......
PPS
Oh dear what can the Matter Be
Sevco cannae win on a Saturday
They'll need tae dae something Drastic
Like mair practice on a pitch that is Plastic....

My sides have split ! well done managerless Stirling Albion, maybe Sevco should try the same approach ! Wonder how many of the media will now forget their Rangers to go the whole season unbeaten disrespectful guff.

My bet got beat I had stirling -1 lol

Hail hail

Marco1888

06 Oct 2012 12:13:52
i think neil is now becoming a better manager now that the oldco have gone and he does not have to deal with the hassle associated with them he is a lot calmer and relaxed does not have to keep looking over his shoulder that pressure is now on slug mcsteakbake.

see that liverpool were well beating by Udinise in the europa league a team who could not beat celtic last year shows that we are in good hands and a young improving team that are playing without fear in europe. what do you think

Slug micstakebake,
is that wen ye get sooo tanned thit ye look like a fkn slug ?
ur a french greggs?
eethur or its gien me sum new ideas! noo wers that wee timbo wen ye need um the wee le midden (wen in brussels ed )

Udinese didn't field reserve players against Liverpool though..... {Ed007's Note You can only play what is put in front of you on the field. Since when did record books note a team played a weakened team? We played a weakened team against Benfica.}

Look you moron the only team who beat us last year int he group stages wont he europa league and humped chelsea in super cup

06 Oct 2012 11:00:13
Dose anybody know how Stokes is getting on is he in training yet?
DB77

07 Oct 2012 01:48:54
According to stokes on twitter he won't be back till December mate

Hail hail

Marco1888

06 Oct 2012 09:34:33
Someone should show Victor a video about Liam Miller - how he was such a great prospect, went down south too early and faded away.

I don't for one second think Miller was anywhere near as good but looking at the big picture VW should stick around for a bit longer. He is still so young and whilst our game gets stick. In midfield you get no time on the ball, you have to do things faster and be more direct. Lambert was a good example of what the Scottish game can do for a midfielder and also big Stan who could have left earlier but waited and became a top Premiership player.

Also think Vic should go to Italy or Germany instead of the Prem, then go later on.

Overall though I would love him to stay for his whole career and the rest of this squad too. So happy at the moment! HH

Wil take a crazy offer for lenny 2 even consider it coz we dont need 2 sell him

gunniebhoy

I would rather Vic went to the Premier as we would get far more money from down there than from Europe if he was to leave

I think we would get more money from Europe then epl, although given Forster in enable squad maybe things might change. As I see it in regards to epl I think the cap is 10mill and no club would pay a spl player more if that, but I think clubs in europe would see the player and not the league he plays in and would break the bank to get the player they want. In wanyama's case I to believe that Europe will be better for him and if he were to stay a year or 2 and develops more in cl then barca might even come calling for him, imagine that.