Celtic Banter Archive October 06 2011

 

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06 Oct 2011 22:27:47
Ed - Just wonder what the board's next move might be ?! I keep looking at the whole Jock Brown - General Manager era.. {Ed007's Note - Why look at the Jock Brown era?? Jock Brown was part of the McCann era, he never had an era of his own, you are the only CFC fan I have ever heard referring to it is an era.}}

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Maybe era was wrong word.. I'm backing NL until end of season. Just thinking if they had to go back down this road. Anyhoo..was reading the daily record (not mine) in work today & seen the rishest owners of British Clubs, top 10 & there's the Mighty Glasgow Celtic, just another reminder of how miserable our board can be ?! I'm not looking for spending ala Man City but a decent centre half would make my January ! {Ed007's Note - We still have to think of the FFP regs. Not using that as any excuse for the board but clubs can only spend what they make as profit now. Man City, Chelsea and loads of other clubs will be affected by this.}

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They're all looking at ways around this, bring through their own players, increased income from commercial deals etc..

And, if a post the other day is to be believed apparantly rangers are making £3million on the Liverpool friendly...we must be quids in with all the friendlies at the beginning of the season (which I blame for all the injuries - Oz, Dublin, Wales..) {Ed007's Note - £3 million for a friendly??? Chuck the league and just play friendlies every week!!!!}

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Aye...look down a bit ! I can't believe our board missed this opportunity. To be fair, the Wolves game was a season book game, they're charging £25+ to see King Kenny

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06 Oct 2011 20:48:09
Welcome back Ed007.

7 nights spent in the clink has gotta be better than watching 90 minutes of pants at parkhead lol.

Anyway it good to see you back.

Bosley {Ed007's Note - Thanks mate.}

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Really glad to have you back Ed...the amount of nonsense on here has been ridiculous. The amount of time 'Tony' spent on here actually freaked me out - Chrissy {Ed007's Note - Thanks mate, Tony freaks a lot of people out. He tried to post naked pics of himself not long ago!!!!!! We sold them to 'alternate lifestyle' site and bought Buckfast with the money (2 bottles)}

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Tell the truth ed007 you kept them for yourself? {Ed007's Note - I admit I had to look twice, the basque he wore in some of them kind of threw me but as soon as I twigged they were sold!!}

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He talks more about tax than any Celtic fan ever did...

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Your all obsessed with the HMRC case. Anything to forget your own miserable league campaign i suspect haha Keep clutching at straws and 'keeping the faith' with Lemon haha 4iar is coming

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06 Oct 2011 20:30:28
hi Ed welcome back

regarding my post where i used the Letter H in reference to being called a H*N and used the full spelling of F****N i did this because i thought you lot only took offence to the word if it was followed by the word B*****D just like the word prody is not sectarian or bigoted in nature but put the word B*****d after it and all of a sudden it is my apologies for this blunder.

ps i heard you had ISP problem does isp stand for Is Selik Pi5h

oh by the way have you had a look at the new blanket i created the pic is on the rangers sightings its the new celtic comfort blanket i have offered Miko one for free

Tony {Ed007's Note - The 'F' word is classed the same as the 'H' word Tony. It is the site that will get into trouble. Just like being called a Tim though, I don't find 'F' offensive. Don't worry about it mate. Do I get a free blanket by the way.}

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To be fair tony iv never heard the F word being used in anything other than a derogatory way .... same as the H word neither word should be used i reckon. Ed good to see u back ...... how was Tim ..... accomoDATING i hope :oP

Germinator {Ed001's Note - 007 has been very chipper since returning, I guess that means she had a great time.....}

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06 Oct 2011 20:26:34
Ed 007 was just about to give up on this the amount of crap on here this week. all fable I presume? What's your take. {Ed007's Note - The English Eds do their best but I would imagine there has been some naughtiness involved in posts.}

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I have read our whole team has put in transfer request it was on every 30 mins the other day, then we were more of a fight club all the secrets Lennon had fought with commons kayal Wilson big dan also who was it today. Bangura or have we signed the wrong bangura don't think so. {Ed007's Note - What?}

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Above was the sh..e posted on here during the week transfer requests and fallouts including Larson recommend teteh instead of mo bangura. Have you not seen. {Ed007's Note - I'm just catching up with everything, not just on here. Sorry your post kind of lost me, I wasn't sure what you meant.}

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06 Oct 2011 19:34:23
Welcome back Ed, previous poster is right, there's been some amount of crap on here from the knuckle draggers. Everyone needs to get behind Lenny, so let's show some solidarity! Tommy Sheridan style! Don't let the cistern get you down! lol.......Miko {Ed007's Note - Thanks Miko. I'm backing NL until the end of the season at least.}

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So you should get behind your manager. I said last Sunday they are a long way to go. No prizes are given out in October. Miko you are like a broken record with the Tax. I don't understand why everyone bites because the amount of times you've posted about it you would think the would wise up to it lol. I've posted on the Gers site asking them to rise above timalloy's posts about the tax issue then you come along lol. Or is miko and timalloy the same person lol.
Followfollow81 {Ed007's Note - No they aren't!!!!! Didn't Ed014 have a meltdown over that last week? She is a very delicate flower as well.}

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Miko ...... I think you have a bit of a cheek accusing us of talking some amount of crap . . . . . If you are having trouble understanding what I am getting at, have a look at our banter page, All I can see is your posts!! And you really take talking keekh to epic proportions!! The only thing I like is you are named after a rangers legend! Mikooooo

Gers1873

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That's absolutely spot on, I was tarnished with Miko's name by some of my G@rs supporting pals.....not a word of a lie!......miko (the jungle jim)

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06 Oct 2011 19:23:30
from a Gers fan ---

ditch that wasp outfit and get back to the green and white hoops

Your a much better side in it and i think you lose a bit of belief in that awful kit.

c'mon the bears {Ed007's Note - Cheers for that Gok Wan.}

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Na, you cant polish a turd mate !

Germinator

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06 Oct 2011 19:08:05
Hi ed007 is that you back in business? Jesus ed we miss you on here. There has been some amount of s**te posted on here since you were gone. Am giving Lenny until may. This is when you get the best out of Lenny when everybody writing him off. It's the favourites tag that dose not suit him. It's a marathon of a season not a sprint. Anyway a busy weekend of sport a head Ireland vs Andora 2maro nite then up at 6 for Ireland vs wales sunday. Al have my green tinted glasses on al weekend haha. Bigirishmac {Ed007's Note - Yeah BIM I got bailed this morning ;-) A change of manager right now would be catastrophic for the club as a whole, it would still be the same players until January and then all the injured ones would be back as well.}

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06 Oct 2011 18:39:45
after we won the league 60000 celtic fans stayed in support of neil lennon and know you want him out, so much for "we are all neil lennon" do you bhoys actually know what you want ?
jarvie watp

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I don't understand your post?.....Miko

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06 Oct 2011 17:53:48
Dear ?Ed001, at 11.04.40 you allowed a post by Tony in which he referred to F.....s which by your own standards is sectarian, I noticed both tony and you used "h" regarding other offensive word, you then allowed this poster to post several other offensive words. I think both the poster and Ed001 owe an apology for this deragatory post. Mick the Bhoy ( I know a lot of complaints like this are not taken seriously by ed001 in particular, if so if post not put up please tell me who I can complain to about sectarian post) {Ed001's Note - the post was an explanation of the terms, I really hope you are joking, otherwise this is a very sad post.}

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This is the type of nonsense that demonstrates lack of intelligence and maturity from posters. I dont know how the Ed's put up with it! {Ed007's Note - I think it it Mick that owes 001 an apology if anything.}

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Ed001 what I think poster is complaning about is firstly you used initial "h" but used the full spelling of "F....n" which is what we Celtic fans are objecting to. If both words are banned then do not use them, you cannot initial one but spell other one out, that is wrong.
Secondly "tony" is a regular poster on our site, but a Rangers fan and knows full well what is offensive, he deliberately spelled full word to upset people, he posts deragatory posts and when anyposter objects he is abusive to them.
This what we are objecting to CFC 1967 {Ed007's Note - You should know what he is objecting to, you posted the complaint nugget. The IP from Mick the Bhoy is the same as yours. Stop boring us mate, you are coming across as a bit pathetic. If you can't have an intelligent discussion or debate then I suggest you go elsewhere.}

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Absolutely brilliant Ed lmao. You are on the ball. The funny thing about it Ed is cfc and Mick are on the Rangers site arguing with himself lol. They were talk that you and timalloy were away to Craig Tara holiday park together is it true lol? That Richard Branson has got alot to answer for. Lol
Followfollow81 {Ed007's Note - How can an engineer come out to the house then we have to wait while they post you out a new modem/router? Would it not be easier for the guy to have them in his van? I think I got my point across and HEY!! free cable/phone and internet for a month! Many a good time I have had through in Ayr over the years, but better not go into detail on this site!!;-)

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I know Ed you couldn't make it up. (cowboys) I would want a free month in his house on the virgin island aswell. Email them and ask lol.
Followfollow81 {Ed007's Note - Only if Kate Winslet was going....just as a precautionary measure lol}

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But if Kate wasn't there you could be the hero and you might get 2 free months of cable, phone and Internet lol. I was only joking about timalloy and miko earlier Ed. I've seen all the posts over the last week. They were even saying you and timalloy are the same person lol. Is that true lol
Followfollow {Ed007's Note - Oh God NNOOOOOOO. Do you think I would come out with those terrible jokes??? None of us editors actually post on the sites. I have posted on Rangers with the occasional mega wind up but that is it, it would get too confusing juggling multi personalities and we don't need to do it for cheap hits on the site. If Tim or Miko or anyone were posting as anyone else I would out them mate, it does my nut in.}

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Good on you Ed. Tell me a joke to make sure that you and tim are not the same person lol. Only joking. I need to watch what I'm saying now I can't even say tim lol.
Followfollow8 {Ed007's Note - Tim is fine to use, we call ourselves it so it would be a sad day if it was ever illegal. It's all getting a bit petty IMO and until there is clear rules it is all guesswork. I never knew about the H word till I started doing this, it was just a slang term for Rangers fans. And the F word doesn't bother me in the slightest. Does it mean that CFC fans can get arrested for singing the Paddy McCourt song now? Imagine that in court on a Monday morning?? I am 100% against sectarianism but there needs to be a line drawn, too much PC bull at times and nit picking over what the other side say/sing. A few history lessons for a lot of people would go a long way as well instead of being brainwashed by the keyboard warriors.}

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06 Oct 2011 17:31:12
To the person who said "We Are The People - as sung by Rangers supporters is a derogatory remark towards Irish immigrants in Scotland, stemming back to the 1850's" - what planet are you on??

Did you see the banner at the last Old Firm match? It's a line from the Bible

"For He Is Our God & We Are The People" - Psalm 95:7

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I'm well aware Its a line from the bible however my post is a Quote on the origins of WATP in terms of Rangers using It. It is also a line from the book of Islam but I would think It highly unlikely that this has any relevance to the context It is used in by Rangers fans. Just as The now banned H word is not used as a reference to a Mongolian Warlord.

Mark67

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I have nothing else to add on this matter. People can make their own minds up on It.

Mark67

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Mark you are arguing with yourself on the WATP debate just let it go lol. At least you are using your own name instead of 2 different names not like some posters lol.
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06 Oct 2011 17:16:20
Has everyone read the post on the rumours page from a member of the Green Brigade dont agree with it at all.

Big Cesar

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06 Oct 2011 17:06:08
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15193321.stm

Breaking news Sion win their latest case against uefa to be reinstated

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06 Oct 2011 16:31:33
Miko yer a clackerbag. That was some drivel you were spouting on the CHAMPS page this morning.

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HaHa! clackerbag, what a great word! I'm gonna steal that one...

Bouncy Bear

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Enough to get a reaction from you, ya moonman! lol.....Miko {Ed007's Note -

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Na just stating facts.

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06 Oct 2011 15:40:30
Hi ed! hows you? Keep the faith its only oct we can still win the league remember when shippy scored a goal at ibrox at xmas to put us 7points clear & we lost the league, ALOT of football to go, The wheels on scallys bus are going to fall off yet, FAITHFUL THROUGH & THROUGH

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Keep dreaming.

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06 Oct 2011 13:33:35
lenny is the best manager celtic could hav the now and he will never quit it's the players and the board leting the team dwn so get of his bk

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So how do you explain mon, paul lambert ,owen coyle, david moyes and many other managers who dont have the best players, but who get them to compete and beat some of the most expensive players in the world. To blame the players is rediculous Neil signed most of them anyway. I dont want to loose the league this year or next but blind faith in a manager who cannot even compete in europe against poor oposition is simply not good enough. In my heart want neil to stay and do well but in my head i know he isnt the man for the job.

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Well lets look at his record in a two horse race and his constant paranoia about the world being against us, you tell me who would want him if he goes.

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06 Oct 2011 12:26:32
Once again a stupid court decision makes you wonder about stamping out sectarianism.
Rangers fan who threatened to shoot Neil Lennon given community service, following on from edinburgh court decision. words fail me and all decent football supporters Mick the Bhoy

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06 Oct 2011 11:04:40
oh lenny lenny lenny i hear the HMRC are thinking of taking out an injunction on you for pestering them to help your beloved team win the league at the fourth attempt. as for sectarian words the powers that be have decided that the H word is sectarian not the rangers fans i for one dont find it offensive how can you take offence to be called a group of proud nomadic people. just as the powers that be have decided the word Fenian is sectarian where if you look at the meaning of the word = fraternal organisations dedicated to the establishment of an independent Irish Republic in the 19th and early 20th century. so you feel free to use the H word anytime you are referring to me.

as for the words Mankymob, smeltic, septic, porkhead etc these are just terms made by us Orcs, rankers, scum, filth, from the darkside who frequent ipox/castle grey skull to wind you up i must apologise on behalf of all us orcs rankers etc for using derogatory terms when referring to the Celtic and their fans as we all know you would never sink to those depths. you continue to harass the HMRC and continue to support the one club that is

OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING BUT EMBARRASSED BY NOTHING


Tony

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Mate, i have never reffered to you in such terms and have no interest in anything HMRC or Rangers to be honest. Please go support your own club and leave decent people like myself to support mine without feeling offended. And yes the name calling from so called Celtic fans is just as bad.

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06 Oct 2011 10:52:26
Another ex player sutton comes out and blames everything not to do with football for celtic losing league last season, just as he comes back to glasgow to get the gullible to fork out good money to buy his book.
Has he forgot the mention that all the scottish referees are biased, the SFA, is biased,the SPL,is biased

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What a coincidence his remarks come at a time he is trying to flog his book.

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06 Oct 2011 10:26:32
Roy Keane is keen on celtic job, steve kean is quite keen, while keith lemon is a queen.

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That was actually very nearly funny!

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06 Oct 2011 09:45:52
Cheer up lads you might win the League Cup its not all bad

Hugh Keevins

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Well you lot fecking wont

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06 Oct 2011 09:37:46
More bad news Bhoys...

Kris Commons (the player recommended to Lennon by Rangers) has been dropped from the Weight Watchers AD campaign. Not sure why, must be the whole anti Celtic thing eh?

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06 Oct 2011 04:53:09
Ed i would like to know if you are against neil Lennon as i have posted 2 or 3 comments urging fans to get behinde neil lennon but you dont post them? Yet you post some rubbish why?? {Ed002's Note - The only posts I have cut are those which are offensive in one way or another, but other Eds may cut posts for different reasons. Your last post got through because I did it, but there are no Editors around in the middle of the night. If we can get Ed007 out on bail then he can continue to deal with teh Celtic posts.}

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I take it that's why my reply to my own post wasn't put up yesterday ? Because I used a word that rangers fans merit as sectarian ? & also the comment about the hearts fans on Sunday too? Or was it I was just making a strong point that if rangers fans play the sectarian card at being call 'said name'( sounds like one hundred) then there full page is sectarian,with the de grading comments like mankys,tims,etc ? 

There's a laugh & banter..then there's just a bit of lack of Human respect? Sounds OTT? If you want to play the sectarian card then make your bed in lay in it then ? 

Come on hmrc 
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I fully agree Ed, references to the Dark Side, Mordor, Castle Greyskull are all good humoured. I can even put up with the bluenoses referring to the hallowed turf as the Potato Bowl as there is humour and amusement in these terms. But H*** F***** and all the rest are purile childish and for those who want to take offence its ready made tinder for trouble. WHy cant all fans just show some respect. Coming on to a site to cause a bit of trouble is fair play especially when one or other half is struggling but to use terms which quite rightly would drop you in the soapy if you wrote them at work for example should be avoided. I dont want to sound puritanical but we all need to show a lot more respect to each other and have good humoured banter without the name calling which you can at least quietly acknowledge was funny or clever from which ever side it comes.

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Edd you being serious ? Shutting the site down ? I never knew said word was offensive,sectarian if I did I wouldn't have used it. That said read the rangers page from top to bottom... If anything that will close the place down ? De grading fans/people on a different page is jail bait ?! All my point was from the start was(which was brought up) I used 1 one that I never knew was sectarian, go to the rangers pages & it's 1/2 full some times of sectarian words ?

As said there's good banter & a laugh of winding each other up ? That's the fun in any sport? But when in get a dug up about 1 word that I never knew was sectarian it doesnt get posted. On a rangers pages as stated it some times half full of stuff said above ?

Come on you bhoys in green
Lenny {Ed001's Note - usage of the words 'Hun' and 'Fenian' are deemed sectarian now.}

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We Are The People - as sung by Rangers supporters is a derogatory remark towards Irish immigrants in Scotland, stemming back to the 1850's. Irish immigrants fleeing An Gorta Mór were often predicted as sub-human and animals by the British media. They were 'non-people'. In Rangers early days, its president John Ure Primrose established links between the club and the Freemasons. He saw the business potential in making the club attractive to people across Scotland who resented the Irish immigrants. This anti-Irish racism continues today with the singing of 'The Famine Song'.
We Are The People = Irish immigrants are non-people

Surely signing off with WATP is disrespectfull.

Mark67 {Ed001's Note - to be fair, I don't think most people see it in that way, which is why I have always thought it would be better if people explained why they find things are offensive, rather than just giving abuse.}

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Lenny the LAW states that certain words cannot be used ..... b thinkin that us calling you mhanks is sectarian then you need a dictionary as much as a life son .... now stop wastin peoples time with this drivel !!

Germinator

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Mark67 YOU are why Celtic are stuck with NL ! That's exactly the kind of paranoia that he use's to survive. To the rest of us, 99% on bothsides, it's a game of football. Yes we get VERY excited by it, some would say we love it but FFS get a grip laddie...

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Bouncy Bear. I'm not paranoid, The post is a quote on the origins of WATP which I found on the internet. It does not offend me in any way shape or form I merely put It on to question that If indeed that is what It refers to It was disrespectful and could be deemed offensive. If you can explain another reason as to why It is used by Rangers supporters I would be very interested to hear about It.

Mark67

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Mark67 To be honest I am not 100% sure what it means. But I am 100% sure I don't really care... I can't be assed looking it up, so I'm sure this is wrong, but my understanding was it had summit to do with a biblical quote. Dunno. Don't care enuff to check. Point is, focus on the game, the football, the passion you obviously have for your team (poor bloke) and mate, let it go! Leave all this worlds against us push to the 1% on both sides who are too busy fighting the "cause", whatever THAT is, to enjoy the game.

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No singing you are not the people would mean that which would be wrong sing we are the people with us if youre offened

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06 Oct 2011 03:04:21
We should get right behinde Neil Lennon listen to him talking he knows what our problems are. we have had a lot of bad luck and i have a gut feeling Lenny will turn it round and bring the title home. Rangers will hit a bad spell no doubt about it so write us off at your peril. You heard it here first. X bhoy

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Lennon said he know our problem since Ross county yet he seems to have got players for different positions . Our problem has been in defence yet free player in who are not good enough and he said sameras has no heart after the county game yet he sticks by him. Everyone else has seem our problem for the past 3 years if that's lennon just catching up then something is wrong . Every time something goes wrong he can't just come out and say I know the problem I just have to fix it, he would stop saying it and just do it before he here sacked . He only has 2 defeats left in him this season and then he will be out and if its not sorted soon this could happen in the next 2 months.

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Lol i know what the tic's problems are (on the feild) does this make me a good enough manager?!

Ask yourself why are the problems there.

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