Celtic Banter Archive November 06 2012

06 Nov 2012 21:56:24
How is this for coincidence?
As we all know Celtic are 125 years old today.
meanwhile Sevco are 125 DAYS old
spookie or what?? Timalloy

06 Nov 2012 21:27:05
twas the eve before game day, no person could be seen,
Not a zombie was stirring, not even charles green.
The banners were hung in the jungle with care,
in hope that the bhoys soon would be there.

the zombies were nestled all snug in there beds,
while visions of gelliousy danced in there heads,
and fat sally crying with a tear in his eye
came to the shop to buy his 5th greggs pie,

when out on the pitch arose such a clatter,
i leaped from my seat to see what was the matter,
samaras rose at the post with a flash,
he buried the barca and we burned the sash,

the hoops on the breast in the cold winter snow,
what a sight for the 60,000 below,
when what to my wondering eyes should appear
the people are dead its a happy new year,

with a little wise chorus so lively and quick,
this is a song the dark side cant stick.

COME ON YOU BHOYS IN GREEN! COME ON YOU BHOYS IN GREEN,
GLASGOWS GREEN AND WHITE, GLASGOWS GREEN AND WHITE.

this is my song from heart and soul against the barca we shall have our goals, 60,000 screaming with joy no people to be seen coz we are the bhoys!

Pure class. .H.

Belter mate. Bravo

06 Nov 2012 20:23:43
Took my wee boy on a tour of Celtic Park today for his birthday and I cannot wait for the game tomorrow night the Green Brigade have got the stadium looking fantastic. Lets hope we take the roof off the place and roar the bhoys on from before the game until the end.
Campsie Tim

06 Nov 2012 19:19:39
here ed wee vera jist popped oot ma 125 candle biff cake fur a sellik!
whit a ****in surprise that wiz
a.ma burd wiz ther
2> she set hur shereen nanjiani oan firs(agane)
d, aw the firemin send thur best wishis oan behauf AE
YUR CHIP PAN
ffs scaldid doon there eh still it mite bring the "wee man" back up agane eh?
aw oor cundoleinsis go tae big moniepinnie it this tragic time
still shees gaun withoot it fur 2 years anuthur wan is no the end is it n if it is call :
wee pats ,
"nooky the day withoot decay!"
0141 71 71 1888 ext:666

06 Nov 2012 15:23:05
Team for tomorrow, what you think?

Forster

Lustig Wilson Mulgrew Izzy

Wanyama

Ledley Brown Samaras

Hooper

If fit, i fancy this team to sneak a wee point. Whats everyone elses team?

Joeshmo1888 {Ed007's Note - I think if we play with 11 players we could sneak a win then Joe ;-)

Izzys out for 6 weeks.....DH

06 Nov 2012 16:51:29
Joeshmo Celtic are good but 10 men? ha ha
My team would be
Forster
Lustig Ambrose Wilson Mulgrew
Wannyama
Forrest Brown Ledley
Sammy
Hooper
Maybe even Ledley/Mulgrew switch positions hh Timalloy

Bottles ae butane only £2 a pop jist ask joe hes buzzin man!

Here ah sade tae big sammy the sash
oh aye wee izzys oot fur 6 weeks!"
he sade when ah wiz up in the open jail it wiz only a week it a time?
ya canae make it up ed

Team for tomorrow will be -

foster

lustig - ambrose - wilson - mulgrew

commons - brown - vic - ledley - sami

miku

subs - zaluska - kayal - mccourt - mcgeogh - matthews - watt - hooper


got a feeling hooper might play. think it's just a bit of mind games by lenny. missing a few players, but these guys will hopefully do the job.

hail hail
joe mccormack

06 Nov 2012 19:27:41
I will not be on tomorrow as busy day then taking girls to game. I think we will get a result.
ED007 here is another true story (honest) of taking teenage girls to a football match.
The girls are typical teenagers on all the faddy diets, fashion conscious (more later) one week vegetarians, the next meat eaters etc..Mrs T has a job getting them to eat more than a sparrow eats. EXCEPT when I take them to the fitba. pre match they like a roll and chips with can of coke. During game they have sweets and more juice, after game they sometimes want a couple of fritters from wee chippie that still does them near us. ( Mrs T would kill me if she knew)
Back to the fashion stakes now, the girls take hours getting ready, clothes and shoes must "coordinate" their hair must not even be one hair out of place, perfection is their motto and they will not leave house until everything is perfect. EXCEPT, when they go to the fitba with me...
I can put up with their silly pink and grey scarves.
But with weather turning colder and wetter they both wanted some headgear, fair enough, I gave them each money to buy something, now with fashion conscious teenagers I thought maybe a nice pink baseball cap, I knew they would not buy a wooly hat, too sensible I hear you say. So what did the "perfect, fashion conscious, not a hair out of place girls choose?" A blooming JESTERS HAT, the one with all the toggles and BELLS on the end.
Yes and they wore them walking down the road with thousands of people looking on. I give up...
Then when we got home Mrs T blamed ME, I allowed them to buy it she said, as the "adult" I should have known better. Then she realised what she said and retracted the adult bit....Timalloy

Lol, I am a ****.

Joeshmo1888