Celtic Banter Archive December 06 2012

 

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06 Dec 2012 23:21:10
Tell the newco to get the brasso oot and get they cups and medals bulled up ,they're coming home to rest in paradise

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Your having a bubble son! Even if they remove them the correct thing to do is to make them null and void. Why would you even want them? They would be the very definition of tainted titles! I don't want them, I've said it all along!

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We want them because we won them. Give nothing to them.

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06 Dec 2012 22:40:25
1st of all a massive congrats 2 Neil and the bhoys on a fantastic achievement. Proud 2 b a Celtic fan (as always) I'm always on the site but this is ma 1st post. Great site keep up the good work ed.

Just wish ma fellow supporters would talk about our result last nite n leave out talkin bout the zombies it's all about GLASGOW CELTIC in Lennon we trust

BigVic {Ed007's Note - Thanks Vic and welcome to the sites.}

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Well said vic. I'm sick of hearing about the orcs as well. Don't get me wrong no malice towards them, but enough is enough. The tic as a club are in a fantastic position if you consider we play in a very small and poor spl. Big time credit to the club staff,scouts, manager and let's not forget PL - I've always been a fan of his stewardship of the club . hH. Joe

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06 Dec 2012 21:53:38
can we get drawn against barca again?

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Hopefully in the semis.......DH

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06 Dec 2012 20:59:03
Neil Patey recently couldn't understand CGs valuation of Sevco at £50m, in fourth division) when the mighty Celtic's valuation is currently £30m
Celtics squad is seven times the value of sevcos.
Celtic Park new sports arena is ten times the value of the ancient rusting, asbestos, sewage leaking ibrox.
Celtics Board are world class.
Rangers Board dodgier than the last two.
Celtic's Lennon coaching squad versus Rangers McCoist coaching squad...... Forget it.

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My my - what an INTELLIGENT post eh!! Somehow the OP managed to get mixed up. One sentence refes to the usual standard 'appeal to the masses' Sevco then futher down refers to the REAL name of the club, i.e. Rangers.

Ed - do you never get embarrassed having to post stuff about Rangers constantly on a so-called Celtic site? Perhaps askng you whether whether you do or don't is unfair as, strictly speaking, all you are doing is dealing with a sad obsession about a team that isn't Celtic.

Enjoy the fruits of the last sixteen - hopefully your team will even progress further and boost the coefficient even further. Now that's what all the Celtic fans SHOULD be bothering about but no, they won't even let that in the way of their obsession.

The saddest thing about it all is that most Celtic fans harbour more of a hate for everything Rangers than a love for their own team. Never mind though - like us, they can feel comforted knowing that we'll still be here in another 140 years for them to obsess over (unless, of course, the Mayans got it right eh :)

Ben Edict {Ed007's Note - Are you American by any chance? They don't quite 'get' irony either.}

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Another one obsessed with the obsession..oh dear. Yes, we are in the last 16. Someone forget to tell Celtic that Scottish football would die when Rangers overspending sins caught up with them. We have a few days free until Feb 2013, what other laughs are you going to provide, calling it what you want..obsession, Charles Green, whatever really but the pointing & laughing won't stop until your greed does ~ Mrs E

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Glasgow Celtic football club 125 years of proud & charitable history, European (the big cup) cup winners ! No administration ! No liquidation ! Glasgow rangers died your history ! Secterian signing policy ! Administration ! Liquidation ! No big cup ! Manchester polis say hullo ! Hmrc say hullo ! It's no us ? A big boy done it all to us & ran away, they didnae know we ara peepo. It must be hell knowing there is NO glasgow rangers. Enjoy THE rangers in div 3 ! Glasgows green & white ! God bless Neil Francis Lennon ! We all know you love him. AbS 1888

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06 Dec 2012 20:50:05
With the SPL inviting all SFL teams to merge across, whatever will Glinty Chico do? He swears he won't join spl!

With Celtics big euro payments going to spl clubs who wouldn't want to be in with the big boys?
I'm sure the top 12 from sfl1 and sfl2 will move up to spl leaving the new SEVCO club to play everybody they are playing this year all over again.

Even if SEVCO won their way through the divisions to get promotion to the top tier, it's not an automatic entry, all spl chairmen have to vote using their share to allow an applicant in, it's three years since the dun utd game stoppage. But apparently feelings are still raw. I'm sure spl chairmen will still be feeling raw against SEVCO.

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Boycotting a charity match is a new low for Professor Struth's creations.

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06 Dec 2012 20:34:58
I am absolutely delighted to have progressed to the last 16 and would happily take any1 of the teams - reckon we could beat everybody at Celtic park. After listening to lenny's comments - it makes me think how remarkable a job wee strachan did - he got abused from some Celtic fans and the media and he got us their twice.

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06 Dec 2012 20:34:09
I'm usually quite sharp but must be getting slow.
Wondered why all the other place posts about attendances. Artificially over estimating crowds, pumping numbers up, free tickets, etc.... It's obviously CG strategy to put gate averages out to institutional investors (rangers minded) as an excuse to punt in their clients money. Over stating paying guests to sell shares. No independent financial advisors are recommending Rangers (holding company) shares.
I wonder if HMRC are paying attention and are requesting tax on the big attendances.

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06 Dec 2012 19:15:47
rite edo eftur last night am gien away free vajazzles fae ma " mow yur hoe" salon in sunny posso so if yur watchin sally ,
"come oan doon!"
here ed you cood bring yur dodgy peg doon whit wae a wee bit a hair roon it.................
stranjurs in the nite.................
here kin a take yur ankul oot fur a bernie inn then oan tae the majik stik fur sum humpin?
ahl make sure its in it a repektuble time ed honist,
n jist shuv it thru yur letturboaks wen am dun?
an ankul fur me
an ankul fur me
if your no an ankul yur nae used tae me ,
ermpits ur braw, n earholes in aw
bit the bonnie wee ankuls the pride ae thum aw,
7 ocloak the mora nite get it ready ed............
here hiz it goat a sistur? {Ed007's Note - A twin, she's made of plastic and rubber so at least you have experience.}

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Rite thats it you yur cats gettin it!

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06 Dec 2012 19:13:44
I hope we get that Armageddon mob that Sevco keep going on aboot in the next round of the CL. Bring 'em on......we'll pump them anaw! Hail hail!

Bankie Bhoy

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06 Dec 2012 19:08:52
ED007 with Green saying he will donate gate money to charity, I hope he also means the £100k from Sly tv.
Also did you see latest Alex Thomson blog in which he says "Campbell Ogilvie can show "leadership" ( ha ha) and PAY BACK his EBT.
Boy all this philantropy from ex RFC men, they will want the Vatican to
canonise them next lol Timalloy {Ed007's Note - There is no chance of Ogilvie doing that, hopefully he has flung himself enough rope during the FTT and will soon disappear over the horizon.}

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Really what they are doing now is boycotting a charity match.... A spectacular own goal if ever there was one ~ Mrs E

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I'm sure when Glints Chico says the feeling is still raw, the feelings mutual from every other club and fans in Scotland.
What goes around comes around.

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Spot on as usual Mrs E. Disgusting behaviour from Sevo. Boycotting a charity match, they really do have no shame, some things never change with that shower. You would think they would have been a bit more charitable but they didn't even give to their own illegal charity in the Rangers Fighting Fund (tax bill unpaid). No wonder they died. Oh well, the world is a better place for it so it's not all bad.

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Who would have thought they would rip off a charity. oh wait.....

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SCOTLAND'S SHAME THEN.... SCOTLAND'S SHAME NOW... SCOTLAND'S SHAME FOREVER..

They Died Chasing Lions.

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06 Dec 2012 19:03:03
I know the draw is a few weeks away but whats peoples opinions on who we would like to get in the next round ? i think we could take anyone at parkhead its just about getting a result away from home. MM

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Ah wannt man utd cos thur ****e whit dae ye say edo? {Ed007's Note - I'd be happy with that draw Pat.}

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I'd like a week in Malaga cause Dortmund is nae nice this time o year.

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06 Dec 2012 18:50:37
Can't believe I'm gonna say this. Sammy..........legend

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I can't believe your saying it too . Legend are you aff your nut . I've said it before The Lions , Mcgrain , Mcgrory , Mcstay , Larsson , Tully are legends . Sammy doesn't qualify in this company........DH

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Sammy has been good for a while. but know what you mean. .H.

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06 Dec 2012 17:59:12
Id sell Paddy McCourt for a packet of crisps and a penny chew.

MgC {Ed007's Note - You want to see him at The Rangers?}

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It's cold hard business, the bar is set, we need CL last 16 quality players going forward and cannot carry baggage.

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Ha I meant this I reply to someone else post about Paddy. I just think he's awful. My personal opinion.

Ed don't you think the corner shop as owed enough without having to sub them some johnnys onion rings and a penny chew?

MgC

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06 Dec 2012 15:27:40
what happened to the dvd being released v rangers of the Final old firm game ever played

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I'd imagine there would be some dispute about who should get the royalties for this.

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I sky-plus'd it for historical reference.

Jungle Jim

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Surely you can download it somewhere. It will be an important part of history. It will let the sevconians grandkids see the team their grandfather used to support.

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Think you find there have been various old firm dvd , videos etc in the past released by both also old rangers no longer exist except in some peoples mind

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06 Dec 2012 14:47:37
They can't stop us SCORING, in the Champions league
Our coefficient is SOARING in the Champions League.
The Celtic fans are ROARING in the champions league
It's never BORING in the Champions League
We Celtic fans are TOURING in the Champions league

lol lol lol lol Timalloy

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Well it's better than your jokes Timbo.

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Aye timbo its defo goat a "ring tae it"

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06 Dec 2012 14:25:02
Congratulations to Celtic FC. Proved all the doubters wrong. Good luck for the rest of the competition and hope you go all the way. YNWA

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06 Dec 2012 16:01:21
From an Arsenal fan all the best too guys, you deserve it, you were awesome.

Stoner

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06 Dec 2012 13:49:43
Well done everybody involved in achieving last 16 of CL - no praise is high enough . However, hopefully events at Camp Nou have put a stake in the heart of the "special affinity" thing with Barcelona . They did everything in their power to get you eliminated and not just in the two games you played . A bit of competance and composure from Benfica and you were out.

Paddy Malarkey

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It really annoys me the way that people want to hold on to barcas coat tails, I love to watch them too and im glad our fans were welcomed over there and theirs here, but its sickening the way some people talk about them.
I said it to friends last night the saving grace for us is that benfica dont seem to have the fight or that something extra they needed last night, otherwise barca done us no favours.
DB77

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Paddy, the Barca vice-president said Celtic are his second team, Messi said he wanted to win to put us through, Xavi said after the last 16 tie how much he likes Celtic, both sets of fans respect and support each other with regards to politics and religion. However, Vilanova is in charge of the team and unfortunately for us didn't give a toss who finished 2nd.

Benfica were AWFUL in front of goal and the young, inexperienced Barca team were lucky to get a draw.

But thats all in the past now, LAST 16!

G93

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Should read "competence"

Paddy Malarkey

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Barca were well within their right to field the team they did. I have no problem with that. Benfica had loads of chances and Barca held firm with a totally different team.
If we had qualified with a game to spare i would have been crying out for the youth to play the last game just like them.

Joeshmo1888

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Paddy, i think you'll find Barca and Celtic have a long affinity. Beteween fans and heirarchy streching back years. "if you know the history"

Vilinova, however took it as a personal insult that Celtic won at Paradise and he therfore decided to field a weakened team. All in an attempt to see the team he struggled against out of the champions league.

Vilinova was arrogant enough to say before the game at CP, that when they won, he would rest his top players for the last two games! #EpicFail

DazzaBhoy

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06 Dec 2012 13:49:00
Ive got a serious grin on my mug today.As many of you are aware here in ireland its all epl thhis epl that and we celts get patronised a lot by the epl glory hunting types well they are all changing tune today and its a fantastic feeling. Proud to be a tim
Gally

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06 Dec 2012 12:59:19
just seen item on ranger,s website about welcoming spartak fan,s to ibrox sorry but these fecker,s have not one moral bone in their body,proud to be scottish aye right,garlar07

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You know that old saying Garlar, beggars can't be choosers. It will be a plan to offload their free tickets this week lol

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Ah well we all know how nice ruski fan,s are they should feel at home in ibroxiski

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Aye because Russian want to hear Rule Britania and God Save the Q***n along with the rest of their bigoted songs. Sevco are really scraping the barrel to fill their dump lately with all their free ticket giveaways. I hope HMRC are watching the attendances and tax getting paid, maybe somebody should check.

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06 Dec 2012 10:42:00
well done to all at celtic .What a fantastic achievment in reaching the last 16.was sitting in my digs in croatia watchin the game on tv with the barcelona game on my computer and boy did Benfica have me sweating the number of chances they squandered was amazing and as for Barcaif this is their next group of emerging players then their is hope for the rest of us.Anyway well done the tic keep beleiving and we may have a date with destiny at wembley.

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Barca handed it to Benfica on a plate but they couldn't take it.

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06 Dec 2012 10:18:22
well done to the bhoys last nite, great be be back where we belong! great for scottish football as every SPL club gets £235,000 for our efforts. :)

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Is this true Ed? Be great if it is {Ed007's Note - It is a payment made to European leagues for clubs not involved in European competition. It was originally intended for youth football but the rules of youth football have changed since it was implemented.}

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06 Dec 2012 12:22:55
I was just about to post same thing about every SPL getting euro bonus of £235,000. Even Dundee United ( oh dear ex bears ha ha)
It was back to the good old days, everyone listening on their trannies, or modern equivalent. last 5 minutes seemed like an eternity.
TV saying Celtic will make about £28m from UEFA and I don't even think that includes gate money, so could be even more. hail hail Timalloy

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06 Dec 2012 14:11:30
Sounds a daft question but do they ? How does that happen ? Ufea + SFA + spl = rest of the spl teams ?

Saying that would explain why Motherwell Dundee utd killie and the sheep saying well done on twitter lol

Lenny {Ed007's Note - If you look at last season's solidarity payments Lenny they tell a different story, plus the further a league's representatives go the less money the association gets.... Scotland got the same payout as Wales and more than England, Germany or Spain. Here is the table from last year. As far as I know, and can see, the payment isn't determined until the competition is over.

http://uk.uefa.com/MultimediaFiles/Download/uefaorg/Finance/01/84/05/90/1840590_DOWNLOAD.pdf

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Just read that document Ed007, it appears Lichtenstein get the same payment as Spain and Italy? That must be a typo?

DazzaBhoy {Ed001's Note - number of clubs also affects the payment.}

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06 Dec 2012 10:07:12
On behalf of the federation of licened turf accountants i would like to thank all newco and oldco supporters for the magnificent donation giving in the form of misguided bets using fear of a celtic win as a form guide

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