Celtic Banter Archive September 05 2011

 

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05 Sep 2011 23:29:01
The tax Issue has nothing to do with Image rights , it's all about the EBT rangers set out to filter funds so they could sign players who wanted more money .
The money would be switched to another country so that HMRC would not receive further benifits and rangers would pay the min tax in the uk and the rest would be held up in a bank outside the uk .

Players and directors where payed out of the trust thats why HMRC are going after rangers as it is not proper practice to run there buisness this way.

If HMRC win there case , it can open many other pathways for other clubs to stick the boot in as some would say as they may think there club lost revenue due to rangers practise , ( But they would have to prove this which would be hard)

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05 Sep 2011 23:14:47
Tony, I am also off for the night, just wanted to leave you with this "Qui Tacet Consentire" when you log on in the morning. Let's see if I am proved right hail hail Timalloy (Ed007 I am certain an educated man like yourself will understand my "classic" reply goodnight! {Ed007's Note - Qui tacet consentire videtur surely?? Qui enim cantat laudem, non solum laudat, sed etiam hilariter laudat. Night Tim.}

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Ha ha Ed007, en educated man you certainly are, "yes he who sings praise, not only sings but praises joyfully"which I often do to your good self and wee pat, (I hope my schoolboy latin hold up) But let us see if Tony will "give me a retort" to my first question. Timalloy

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05 Sep 2011 22:55:25
Have to agree with tony, the petition post was just sad, pathetic and moronic.

Drew

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05 Sep 2011 22:48:43
rangers players meeting at the bus station to go to training cause the club cant afford the taxis bri67

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05 Sep 2011 22:32:24
Tim my post maybe getting angrier m8 but thats because some of the ppl on here are morons and some of the crap that comes out of their mouth is bloody laughable you used to be able to get a decent debate on here with the likes of yourself ,shaunbhoy ,Miko, Paddybhoy,Ed etc. now we are getting tubes with

Lets Start a Petition to get Rangers titles taken away if it was not so bloody pathetic it could be funny but this guy actually means it.

Right going to my bed will see what you all got to say tomorrow sleep tight and god bless

Tony {Ed007's Note - Night Tony mate.}

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Tony, cheer up did you see the guy who started a one man petition to get Burley off the tv ha ha. Goodnight, hope Ibrox is still there in the morning for you Timalloy

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05 Sep 2011 21:59:06
Hey Ed

regardless of how much or why Rangers owe the tax man can you get the T*t called Hail Hail to explain how he has come to the conclusion Rangers cheated.

Tony

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Tony, it does not matter what any of us Celtic fans think, if HMRC think you cheated, then you are in soapy bubble Timalloy

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05 Sep 2011 21:19:49
Alright Ed? Has the Rangers site not got a regular Ed that deals with that site? Alright timalloy? I got accused off you tonight of leaving a post without the 81 lol nothing to do with me mate. I'm going to change my name by deed poll. I'm not long on the site. I'm still recovering from celebrating last nights master lol.
Ps timalloy Don't Mention 67 lol.
Followfollow81 {Ed007's Note - There are Rangers Eds, but we all have work/family commitments that come first. Some of us can spend a lot of time here as it ties in with our jobs etc which allows us to keep all the sites rolling. You better not be fishing for a job lol (sshh the pay is non existent!! ;-) We all do this as a hobby and through our love/passion for our respective clubs and football as a whole. All donations/drink vouchers/females phone numbers or pics (only kidding Moneypenny) are very welcome by the way!}

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Followfollow81, dont tell me there are another 80 of you out there ha ha, are you taking a beachball to the Old Firm game and join in the fun? Heard you could be "follow following" down to Leyton Orient haha "London Rangers eh what a daft idea, still your Mr Whyte is daft enough to do it LOL Timalloy
PS with new guys on here we ask them to translate wee Pat's posts, on you go

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Drink vouchers and female phone numbers will be fine by me Ed. Lol. Only kidding don't want the wife finding out.
Followfollow81

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Ed007, I sincerely hope all gifts will be logged and accounted for when HMRC come calling, dont want Celtic site going into administration too LOL timalloy {Ed007's Note - My taxes and financial affairs are all in perfect order Tim. I actually have a very good relationship with some of HMRC ;-)

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Ed007, of course you do, but any problems call wee pat, I bet he knows a good tax consultant! LOL timalloy {Ed007's Note - There's a few 'tax men' Pat will know I bet.}

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05 Sep 2011 21:17:16
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If the manky mob are found guilty in their tax case what's the thought on petitioning the SFA to have their tainted trophies removed from the record books. If they're found guilty then they cheated to get the trophies and it's only right they should be stripped of them.Without their dirty money they wouldn't have won them. It happens in other sports where retrospective punishments are applied. The SFA would never have the nerve to do this to their own club but if you don't ask you'll never know. Just a thought

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you are a complete f**ny m8 i dont think you have any idea what this tax case is about well let me fill you in

its regarding payments made to players for image rights made into an offshore account so maybe you can tell me how Rangers cheated and when you get your little petition up and running make sure you start one for man utd and chelsea to name a few.

should they give all their trophy's back as well because in your delusional little fu*ked up head they must have cheated to as this was a practice used by a lot of clubs the only reason it can be so devastating to rangers is if found liable Chelsea and Man utd have the money to pay the tax man where as Rangers wont

so you go ahead and start your little petition m8 and make a complete ar5e of yourself

take a read of this you t**t
www.account-ad.co.uk/hmrc-targets-footballers-image-rights

Tony {Ed007's Note - Tony that is only a recent development covering the last eight years, the Rangers tax cases pre date this. The English teams are in talks with HMRC over this, they are not getting pursued through legal action. The Rangers tax cases have nothing at all to do with image rights payments, if it was then surely it is the players who are liable for any payment to HMRC, just as Man UTD etc are looking into.

As for the Daily Fail, this is the same 'newspaper' that reported that Steed Malbranque had retired from football to look after his cancer stricken four year old son, he doesn't even have a son, he has two very healthy daughters.}

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Tony, your posts are getting angrier, make your point sensibly without berating people and we will listen. Anyway, Murray attracted big names by offering inducements, it is now up to HMRC and the courts (possibly) to decide if they were legal or not. simple answer, no swerry words, no aggro, try it sometime. hail hail timalloy

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Well Ed i have been informed that this is the case regarding player payments and the reason they are not chasing rangers through the courts for this as it has still not been clarified if any of the teams done anything illegal what has got up the taxmans ar5e is the fact that rangers are disputing a penalty not the type of penalty Celtic always dispute lol but a financial penalty if this individual Celtic fan is so bloody desperate for a League title tell lennon to win one or maybe we should have a whip round and go buy him a replica.

Tony

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Aye Tony and you can do the tour of the Celtic trophy room to see the big cup that David Murray tried to buy , hence the reason your team are being harassed by the baliffs mate !

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Only problem with the cetlic trophy room is that u have to walk for nearly 3yrs before u see any meaningful trophies ..........

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The most desired one of the lot is in there mate , and your right you'll need to walk over from Ibrox to see it .

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05 Sep 2011 21:04:30
Are any other supporters apprehensive about our European reprieve? Up until the International break we hadn't set the heather on fire and I do doubt the tactical awareness of NL at that level.
I had a chat with another fan on here about 3-5-2- and we agreed there are enough decent midfielders but wide players like Commons, McCourt and Stokes - if he is not up front - don't chase back.
Cha and the new left back may be an option?
Anyway I would feel better if we were able to adapt to different systems depending on opponents.
Hope we see improvement and a statement of intent against Motherwell for starters on Saturday.


Jinky Fan

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Jinky Fan, Celtic are like Scotland if we play a wee team we usually get beat, but when we know we are playing better teams it brings out the best in us. I honestly think we will hold our own in this group. Timalloy

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05 Sep 2011 20:35:31
here wee vera sade tae me the othir nite tease me pat, n ah sade ok fatso,whit whit
shes aewaeys moanin thit ah dont luv her ,bit her bath toys ur atoastir n a radioh whit whit
she iz such an uglie cow wen she wurkd in the lokul pet shoap they kept cumin up n askin how big she'd get

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Pat, everybody has heard of the Bermuda triangle, but here in West of Scotland we have the "buckie" Triangle
Airdrie, Bellshill, Coatbridge lol Timalloy

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05 Sep 2011 20:26:21
Anyone booked up for the away games in europe yet who udine or rennes. Any good deals?

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05 Sep 2011 20:08:01
shes so fkn thik mind you shes carryin oor furst wean hez jist turnt 8 lazie wee f***ur!
bit then she cums up wae nice wee things like " is that agun in yur poakit pat ?"n ah spoil it be sayin naw its ma dik
she sade tae me the othur nite
"yir aewaeys huvin a go it me cos am daft iz it cos am blond? ,
ah sade naw naw "whits,blond n hiz brains ?
is this a trik kwestyin?
naw hen anywaey a labridoor?
even wen she wiz awean she lookid like awean thit wiz gonnae get afree trip tae disnaewuruld"

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Pat, Arriva the bus company have so many Polish drivers they are going to teach them Glesca Patter (honest) I have put your name forward as the linguistic expert to train them LOL Timalloy Ps first lesson to get them to comprehend, when a fight or "rammy" breaks out, the Polish driver must be able to say in a calm authoritive manner HEREYOUSAWSCREWRABOBBIN

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05 Sep 2011 19:54:37
here ed see while am in casul huntly ( ah shhodnae be evun usin this pc its the guvnirs,) ah goat ah medikul this mournin n the nurse sade,(fkn ell 48 hoor shadow n skint nukles n shaved heed,wae tatoos sayin " kill" n "cut here")................................ question one" huv ye evur takin ah blakoot, ah sade naw hen ah don t think so ,?
she sade n finally kwestion ten?
ah thote wtf
pp this cow is gonnae sekshun me ( agane)

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Pat, Castle Huntly? has Whyte not got a castle also, so you are mixing with the gentry know eh? Hope YOUR tax returns are up to date? hail hail timalloy

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Hope they teach you to spell in the Jimmy Nail!

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Nuttin wrang wi pat's spelin, pure ded briliant so it iz hail hail Timalloy

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05 Sep 2011 19:39:48
here ed mae n wee vera wur invited tae ah "dressed tae kill " nite oot ah went iz jamesie bond she went iz "rose west" thats wit am talkin aboot

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05 Sep 2011 19:32:18
I literally laughed my a$$ off. Classic. Any Bears surfing the Celtic page responsible?

Craig Burley Prevention

epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/15460 {Ed007's Note - LMAO Belter mate, thanks for that. I've put it on Twitter, hope you don't mind.}

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05 Sep 2011 19:20:52
here ed whit times it in fakt whit day is it?
here thet daft burd ae mine vera goat me liftit last nite we wur hivin a cosy nite ootn sittin the sarry very kwiet last nite , so av goat ma copy ae the sunday times,, whit whit ye bunch a scruffs...................
sorry sorry it wiz the evenin times bit a hidnae emtid ma poakits fae fri (thats normully wee veras joab!)anymaey am daen ma crosewurd,,aye aye n whit times 2,?
so anywaey crosewurd time n am ploddin awyn addin wee boaksis here rubbin sum oot oan the othir side, well ah canny get wan am totully stumpd so wee vera says ,
"kin ah help ye pensul dik ?
(hey by the waey thats nae refferunse tae me doon sters al let ye no,its jist a wee terum ae indearmint,as ye dae like almibbe call hur ......................,howlin puss, Naw its jist wan ae they wee things c'mon boays,
here lads this is a wee sekrit rite dont let the big chap her this bit wen a wiz listenin thru his letturboax the othir nite ah herd big monie pinnie call um,,king domm! ah thoat king dom 1 wtf then ah thote tae massel kin ell big man,thats sum cmpliamint int it ah get cauld ....well whitevur bit king dom.shes shoutin it loudir n loudir,( a thote tae masell am gonnaae gie this anithur 10 mins tops rite cos naebidy last longir thin 5 mins rite?,rite n thats me biling n egg tae, bit anywaey a wix jist aboot tae use ma jemmy baur tae get ma heed oot his boax (lettur,fk sake you loat) wen ah herd her shoutin {Ed007's Note - Shouting what?? Are you sure it was me!!!!}

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Sorie mate wrang hoose

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Pat, got a wee tip for yer next enterprise.apparently there is going to be a big demand on beach balls, if you could do a wee deal now, anyway with our weather being rotten, maybe these shops will sell you their inflatables cheaply and you could corner the market come 18 September. You and Vera off to the Bahamas on the profits LOL Timalloy (business advisor)

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Pat, we know you were just watching your favourite programme, Through the Keyhole lol Timalloy

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The beech baws ur arivin fae china oan wed wull be announsin the sail in the days tae cum haud yir bref ma boays, discoontit baws fir the beech ...
that needs ah wee bit ah wurk oan it bbfn

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Pat, how aboot "Chinas, errra beechbaws fae China" Timalloy

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05 Sep 2011 18:29:59
Ed no where u put your name and email b4 you write ur message a dnt have a email adress and a do this of my phone but see if a put say my name and a fake email so u ken its me would that count?.
And to timalloy thanks for the mesage bk bwt thomson and english
Ryan/casey {Ed007's Note - Yeah, what you have done is fine, it doesn't need to be an e-mail address, just a tag so that we know if anyone tries to post using your name. You don't need to leave a name on the form, as you are signing off your post}

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Ryan/Casey, no problems, come on any time for some banter, keep it clean though, Ed007 and Tony get easily shocked. Timalloy

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Here ryan ah no yir bruv ed ?

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05 Sep 2011 18:22:23
If the manky mob are found guilty in their tax case what's the thought on petitioning the SFA to have their tainted trophies removed from the record books. If they're found guilty then they cheated to get the trophies and it's only right they should be stripped of them.Without their dirty money they wouldn't have won them. It happens in other sports where retrospective punishments are applied. The SFA would never have the nerve to do this to their own club but if you don't ask you'll never know. Just a thought

Hail hail

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I would think it wud only be ur name on that sad little petition. And thats from a fellow celtic fan.

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Tragic!

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I wrote original post. Sad or tragic as you think why should they get away with cheating? It's not just us it affected it was hibs, hearts, aberdeen, Motherwell etc that all lost cup competitions or finished runner up in the league.

Also IF they are found guilty will Sir David get to keep his knighthood after trying to cheat his Queen and country out of millions of pounds.


Hail hail

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And i left the second post, ill repeat im a celtic fan. Ur just sounding like a sad little man.

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Call me sad if you want pal but it's still a valid point.

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05 Sep 2011 17:34:06
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You guys should have 4 then cos 40 yeard of failure after you's beat shettleston juniors etc in 1967 :D {Ed007's Note - We do what the big clubs do and put stars for European trophies. Foreigners laugh when you tell them Rangers have stars for winning the league, they have never heard of anything so stupid.}

hate to contradict you ed but please read the following

The first team to adopt a star was Juventus, who added one above their crest in 1958 to represent their tenth Serie A title. This was an extension of the existing convention by which the reigning champions are entitled to display the scudetto on their shirts for the following season. The star was later formally adopted by some organisations as a symbol for ten titles.
The Turkish league introduced a similar scheme in 2000, with one star per five titles.
Football in Germany has two official star systems operating in parallel. In 2004, the DFL, which governs the Bundesliga (the top 2 divisions), introduced Verdiente Meistervereine (roughly "distinguished champion clubs"). This has a sliding scale of 1, 2, 3, and 4 stars for 3, 5, 10, and 20 titles.[1] It includes only Bundesliga titles, excluding titles from before the formation of the Bundesliga in 1963, and from the former East German League. Dynamo Berlin (playing in the fourth level) unilaterally began wearing three unapproved stars for its East German titles.[2] In November 2005, the DFB, which governs non-Bundesliga football, allowed former champions playing outside the Bundesliga to display a single star inscribed with the number of titles.[3] In 2007, Dynamo Berlin switched to a single approved star inscribed with the number 10. Greuther Fürth retains three silver stars on its club logo, but not on it shirts

Tony {Ed007's Note -I am not disputing that Tony. All I said was that foreigners find it extremely stupid (and funny) that Rangers treat it as something to compare with European Cups wins.}

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Ed dont get Tonys arguement is he saying Rangers idea isnt even original?MACCA {Ed007's Note - I'm actually not sure what his point was.}

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Hey Tony, since you came back, you have been so boring, lighten up, read wee pat's blogs, or think of two weeks time when the Old Firm game is held up live on television as 20,000 beachballs rain down from the broomloan road stand, or as Whyte likes to call it Broomloan Court, exclusive flats for anybody who will buy them. LOL Timalloy

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05 Sep 2011 17:27:22
Beachball Sunday .....
Ibrox Park Glasgow , Sunday 18th Sept 2011

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05 Sep 2011 16:24:01
Your 5 little stars will always remain in the shadow of our 1 big star! Hail Hail!!

Barrybhoy

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05 Sep 2011 14:34:00
Soz bwt my spellin b4 a start
A see it is 80 years since john thomson sadly was killed playin for his beloved club am a rangers fan 100 percent but a seen on the celtic banter page that his grave stone was painted blue which was a act of pure evil. Sam english was deaply hurt and sadend bye what happened that day but the fans and players new it was a accident. A few years after english stoped playin football at the age of 28 thomsons brother ask english if they could meet and talk when the to meet thomson explaind that his family did not blame him for his death and that they forgave him.
A think the problam is we are to daft at times we al love banter but some things a read makes me sick about the death of fans and formor players. its them thats killin the old firm

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Well said pal, nobody cares about your spelling, it's your SENTIMENTS that count. Yes, I read that Sam English was deeply affected by what happened, but sadly in those days, boots were massive and heavy, poor John was a victim of his own bravery, no self respecting Celtic fan blames Sam English for what happened, but take a bow for your post. Hail hail Timalloy

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05 Sep 2011 13:46:05
Today Scottish sun page 23....

Shockin.

Think the words scotlands shame rings a bell

DL

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Sorry I stopped buying the tabloids many years ago. so what is on that page?.....

Jinky Fan {Ed007's Note - About Johnny Thompson's grave being desecrated and vandalised.}

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Tbh only a tiny number of rangers fans would actually condone that. Same with celtic fans. It is a disgrace though
Kevbhoy

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Jinky Fan, Kevbhoy, read post from rangers fan above, that is a true fan. Idiots that do these things need more help than anything else. hail hail Timalloy

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05 Sep 2011 12:35:15
Morning all
Your wrastlin' page has started arguments already over at LFC ed. Lol.
You not appreciate my wrestling link last night, too risque ?
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - Morning mate. It's not just mine lol. All the Eds do work on all the sites. What link KB?? I can't remember it mate, sorry.}

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I don't think it'll get by the censors ed. Lol.
Talking of wrestling, I remember an episode of Blue Peter in the late 70s when the intrepid John Noakes had a go at Cumberland & Westmoreland Wrestling at one of the Lakeland Shows (Ambleside). The competitors dress up in white long-johns with coloured beads sewn in them. When they're wrastlin, the crotches sag down to their knees. Lol. But I tell you it is proper. Based on weight categories. Noakesy got his head ripped off by a hill farmer with ruddy cheeks and huge sideboards. Lol.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - When I think of John Noakes all I can remember was when Shep died! I must admit I laughed ;-)

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Lol. Poor old Shep was barking that day cos Noakes got chucked about the shop everywhere. He was supposed to have a second bout later on but couldn't do it. As is the custom, the Ref had to announce his withdrawal from the competition and gave a countdown : " John Noakes yance, John Noakes twice, John Noakes blawn oot". It was the only thing I've seen John Noakes chicken out of. Lol.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - Shep could have grabbed a chair to help him out!}

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KB, dont like all this stupid modern wrestling, all big girls blouses compared to Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks and Mick (the baddie) Mcmanus. I suppose with a name like Shirley big Daddy had to fight from an early age, and remember the old women who used to sit in the front and batter the wrestlers with their handbags, hilarious. Timalloy

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I think Shep was busy in the sheep herding competition.
Anyway, this wrestling thing has given us all something new to argue about. Haha. Do a UFO Page next eh, then your empire is complete. Lol.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - I never thought of that..........

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KB we already have a UFO page its called "Rangers Banter" LOL Timalloy

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Mick McManus, Tim. Now you're talking my language. Tho my favourite was the mysterious masked Oriental Samurai Kendo Nagasaki, who I think was actually from Rotherham or Barnsley or somewhere. Lol.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - It was a guy called Peter Thornley Tim, he was from Stoke. He is currently working on his autobiography.}

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KB, I loved the Tag Team wrestling also, and it was proper "good" guys versus the "bad" guys. Sadly, these wrestlers hardly made a penny out of it. Timalloy

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There's some miserable gets on the Lpool pages. Can't have a laugh about nowt. All your fault ed007, wrestling !
We could do with some of the Celtic humour today. Lol.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - It's not my fault!!}

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Lol. Your wrestling page.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - It's not mine if I don't get paid for it :-) You do know C*****e A**m never misses it don't you, and he goes to live shows when they are in the UK?}

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Aye ? I'd love it if you got a seat next to his. Now that would be a soap opera !
The Real KB

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05 Sep 2011 10:02:48
As all Celtic fans know, today is the 80th anniversary of one of Glasgow Celtic's brightest stars, John Thomson.

Farewell, my darling Johnie, Prince of players we must part.
No more we'll stand and cheer you on the slopes of Celtic Park.
So play up Glasgow Celtic, stand up and play the game.
For in your goal a spirit stands, John Thomson is his name. RIP
Hail hail Timalloy

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Yes it is the anniversary of john thompson, but once again marred by the scum who desecrated his grave by painting it blue

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How can any normal person disagree with this tribute?

Mark

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Mark, I saw that 2 idiots, but we dont give them any credence, most genuine footballs, of all teams, will respect this.
hail hail Timalloy

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To the 2 that disagree with this post. is your life really that bitter and sad? paddy

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05 Sep 2011 01:21:59
A lot of celtic fans have been talking about the game in 2 weeks at Ibrox, they are saying they wants all celtic fans to stand up and sing god save the queen on behalf of HMRC , i think that could be going too far but i'd pi55 myself laughing i they did.

what you think ed. {Ed007's Note - Never.}

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That wud mk my day lol

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