Celtic Banter Archive May 05 2013

 

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05 May 2013 22:49:41
The Sevvies celebrating winning the Scottish Pub League title the way they did on Saturday is akin to being held back at secondary school for 15 years and then boasting you have the hairiest baws in the class lol

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05 May 2013 22:01:47
Alright everyone, I've been speaking to a couple of lads from the Green Brigade on twitter recently, and from the outside looking in, they seem to be treated terribly by Celtic Football Club, and I really don't understand why. It is this belief that any group of working class lads going the game together are suspect hooligans, and trouble as far as I am concerned. The problem is clubs are looking for more and more middle class, suburb living, half half scarf and replica shirt wearing fans to go the game, and not the people who love the club and make it what it is. They don't understand if people like me, or the lads from the Green Brigade stop going, the heart of the club dies. You only have to look at Manchester United to see the effects of it. As Jock Stein said football without fans is nothing, and he certainly wasn't talking about the prawn sandwhich brigade. Football as we know it is dying, and we have all got S*y to thank.
JFT96
Smithy

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05 May 2013 21:32:30
does anyone know if newco have delivered audited accounts and if not does this mean another year without European football

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05 May 2013 21:15:42
Sevco will be most upset.
Peter Kay claiming he has the biggest stand up comedy show in the world.

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05 May 2013 18:57:52
What I don't seem to get with Lennon at the moment is his insistence on playing players out of position I posted during the game about watt who was getting quite bit of stick from so called pundits ect yet was playing out wide add to this mcgeough was playing in the middle why not wide I don't get why Lennon starts these players yet doesn't play them in there actual position all season this has been happening playing mulgrew for example anywhere just to fit him in the team for me we should be playing two strikers and two wide men and go at teams especially at home as said earlier a thought Gershon looked quite solid and anytime a see rogic I think he looks the part for me we need striker in mould of hartson a target man to bring others into play also a tough tackling no nonsense defender and an out and out winger get rid of a good few fringe players and I think next season we would be better balanced
Dez

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05 May 2013 18:52:26
Actually can't wait for this spl season 2 finish and move on 2 next season thrilled we won the league and obv the cl run aswel but takin the cl out the way its been a really dull borin season 2 watch we have been really poor far 2 many games this season players lookin unmotivated and uninterested at times and sooner the last game comes the better get the hands on the trophy win the scottish cup and move on. Would defo say the season has been a great success league cup semi final and scottish cup final last 16 of the cl league and winnin the league is an excellent return but for some weird reason its been really crap watchin the league this year nothin 2 do with them not bein in it just us in general its not been the best hopefully some players movin on and new fsh faces 2 improve the team and see a lot more of the younger 1s coming through aswel.

GunnieBhoy

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05 May 2013 16:51:01
I know this has been known world wide for a lot of years now
But the scottish game is a waste of time. We/cfc play in a superb stadium at home, but when we are away (exc euro)its pure dumps we are going to, pitches are worse than most junior pitches (this is the countrys top flight teams. Scots game is a joke look at both inverness teams near the top of the league, its not that they are from inverness its that they are both new clubs. And the scots game is a joke right down to the wee linesman today (not cotter who chopped of goal, another reason why our game is a joke,, ref's amatuer)the other one, did anyone else noticed the way he ran, yeah even down to the way our officials look, act and go about their business,, amatuer. Also did anybody else notice todays match ball (my kids have newer looking footballs) yeah that's right iam moaning about the match ball,, dirty amatuer

Rant over

New rant

What about team selection? Now I love Lenny and I mean love the man, like a bro he's my hero (much more than henke and that's saying a lot) but i'dve like to have seen the whole team changed. noring, fraser, chalmers, (gershon), george, the twins, irvine, (rogic) (watt), atajic. Etc. with the side fielded today we should be beating ross c all day every day,,,, There's only 1 neil lennon born to play, captain and manage celtic,. ,. kbarry

Rant over,. ,.

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05 May 2013 14:41:38
Again we start like an express train then man by man disappear out the game and more points dropped - and I know the title is won but travelling/paying supporter deserve better, no matter where or who we play and what players 'don the Hoops.

Yet for another 'honest mistake' we might have won, but Wilson's clumsiness ( that the commentators seemed to want the death penalty for) should have been a penalty. The rest of the game was dour on a pitch that made it hard to pass and play football.
Saying that; There were a few out there that were pretty atrocious and why Ambrose never got hooked much earlier 'snookered' me?
I know why players are being rested and hope when we do put out our strongest team for the Final; we get back to real Champion's form and performance.
But there is a bit of risk in what we are doing regarding consistency, momentum and sharpness.

On a general note for next season - we really do have too many 'Sand Dancers' in the middle of the park who constantly lose possession. When Brown is missing here is not a decent tackler in midfield and we are so easily beaten in the tackle all over the pitch that it leaves our frail defence over-exposed.

Footnote:
Hated the usual slanted commentary on ESPN by the way and the selective replays for offside and free kick decisions that appeared dubious at first glance.

Jungle Jim

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05 May 2013 14:22:31
This is one of the most inept squad of players I've seen in a long time. We create next to nothing and are so easy to play against. Saying that, the pitch is an embarrassment ans a total leveler. Imagine showing that pitch to the world. Who would want to come and play in Scotland in that. Also, that ref, with a Sevco linked relative never gives us anything ever. We need a total revamp of this team and I'm worried that Lennon makes the makes the same errors every week. martyc1888

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05 May 2013 11:33:06
here ed av jist dun ma sponsurd streak tae raize dough fur renjurs the and thurs a sine sayin
" this waey tae the huntit forist!"
wtf that aw aboot
bak asap
timmys alloays rite {Ed007's Note - What's The Slug doing in a forest?}

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05 May 2013 13:11:14
That k. b mick Stewart on Espn nearly as bad burley
Anybhoy73

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05 May 2013 12:36:41
I'm thinking of contacting my union Unite to see if I can claim damages against The Sneaky Pieman for blackening the name of electricians up and down the country. Having been an electrician for 34 years I would need to have 5000 volts put through me to come up with a fantasy dossier like that. DH

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05 May 2013 12:22:52
For those of you who haven't saw it yet go to youtube type in " carlos cuellar the cheat". An old classic nearly fell off the chair the first time I saw it. Kians Da.

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05 May 2013 12:18:33
Been playing and watching football for 40 years and I've got to say that Ross County's pitch is probably the worst playing surface I've ever seen. Motherwells park is like Wembley compared to it. DH

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05 May 2013 03:48:13
Sneaky jester says he'll run the rule over target signings during the USA and Germany pre season tours.
Thank goodness!
We won't have to hear "no pre season" as an excuse next season then.
Did any the part time clubs in Div 3 have a pre season tour last year? Did any clubs blame poor performance on that?

All the above survival dependant.

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05 May 2013 00:21:59
mcmoist says we are the people. fine
lenny says ynwa. two game ban, shammy

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05 May 2013 00:11:10
one positive from today is the news sandy jardine is winning his battle against a dreadful disease every one who has been touched by this should all be united to find a cure. no matter what team he played for he is still some one dad granddad father son etc

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