Celtic Banter Archive November 04 2011

04 Nov 2011 20:32:15
..........Timalloy Comedy Hour..........
Here are a few rejigged song titles, see if any bears can guess the subject LOL

Here is a Kinks classic "the taxman's taken all my dough, I cant even sail my yacht"
With apologies to Johnny Paycheck, Mr Whyte has brought out "Me and the HMRC"
Craigie boy has remastered this Billy Bragg classic
"Ideology" ( I don't believe in paying my bills)
His next song on the album is 1690 Blues
A Marvin Gaye song is next to get the special Whyte treatment "Inner city blues" (make me wanna holler)
Finally his big Christmas single to raise money to pay his debts Craig Whyte sings Wille Nelson
Who'll buy my memories (Pleeasse)
So there you have it a fun album for all you bears
"Tax" for the memories Timalloy

Timalloy, from one Tim to another. You really have got too much time on your hands..lol

Joeshmo1888

It's called being married mate. Lol.
The Real KB

See once this tax case is over.

A wonder if Craig whyte will get a tax rebait ? Lol

Lenny

Lenny see once we win this tax-case what r all yez thick septic fans gona spout about then heaven forbid u might need to talk about ur own club an how sh#te yez really are 15 points clear soon an staying clear 2morro when the 2nd best team in scotland pump yeeez hee he

T-Bear

How s**te we are ? Sorry but there's a old saying that goes: your only as good as your last game - Thursday 3-1 to Rennes. Who did rangers play on Thursday night ? Lol aw aye forgot you were out of 3 comps by September. I'm sick of the tax case pish hence how I never talk about it. Reason we talk about it tho, Murray sold rangers knowing hes done the damage, whytes took a chance on a business deal that might not work out but being a smart man if rangers go down the creek he walks away not losing a penny ? So even he knows the damage of the club that's why know one bought it.

Celtics state of affairs it a easy fix now commons & Lennon have 'made up' a win against a top side in France should spur us on to success. We're on the way up when rangers start the trip down.

Lenny

04 Nov 2011 19:48:33
Yep,that'll be true Neil will already be packing his bags as we speak cos he know's we will get beat from well! And Big Mick will drop his team in the best league in the world to come and save us!! All True!!
Now I have to get off I've a Nigerian princess who is in dire need of a thousand pounds from me or she'll be executed!! ;) Hail Hail
Tiny Tim99

Big mick manages in la liga?

04 Nov 2011 19:27:17
Rangers co efficient for (supporters) performance in Europe 0.00%

Ask the Romanians, The Spanish (continually), The Portuguese and O yes, the people of Manchester.

Celtic co efficient for (supporters) performance in Europe 100%

Ask UEFA and the general European public

Celtic Football Club. Scotlands most successful team in European Competition on and off the park.

Albowski56

04 Nov 2011 15:24:06
look
Rangrs - 43.578
Celtic - 29.578

now let that be the end of it we have helped more. FACT

however still not good enuf (from either team) we need more nights like last night from celtic ... we need gers to be in it too !

Germinator
(ed on a different note or any other posters what was the celtic banners about ? I seen a post about a celtic fan saying he was not happy about them? I dont know if there was anything hence hy im asking cheers) {Ed007's Note - I don't know what they were Germ, I find some of them a bit pathetic TBH and should be supporting the club/players/legends other than political stuff.}

Sorry Germinator, unless you can prove these figures are accurate not just made up by some bear, I still say Celtic have made up a lot of coefficient points this year, you are probably going on last years figures. Think about it Rangers have lost ground in europe this time, while Celtic have gained ground (and points) the gap was even less last year so how can the gap have grown bigger when you lot are out of europe. Tell the truth unlike your owner Whyte hail hail Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Have a read at this Tim, scroll down to Scotland:

kassiesa.home.xs4all.nl/bert/uefa/data/method4/ccoef2012.html

Lol they are taken from uefa's site person ! You clearly dont have aclue what they are or how they are calculated Tim ...... fair do's i had no idea you were in need of education :oP

Germinator

Who cares about the Co-Efficient?

I find it lame that folk would use this as some of argument. Scotland's co-efficient is LOW, end of!

No matter what way anybody puts it, Rangers and Celtic accumulate very low amounts of points in Europe.

Rangers have accumulated more than Celtic but it's not the point, both teams should be accumulating high amounts.

No case for an argument here....just drop it the lot a yees:D!!

TonyTheGer

TonyTheGer - I have to agree, Scottish football is breaking my wee heart at the moment and sadly I don't see things improving anytime soon. BUT will always love my team.

I seen an kinda interesting debate recently regarding the Under 19's playing in this Next Gen tournament, Celtic youth are defo holding their own against Barcalona, Man City & Marseille - where does the gap happen, where does it all go wrong ? - Mrs C

ED007, Germinator I looked at Bert kassias and official UEFA website and neither was up to date if you are telling me they are now including last night's results I accept it. But what I still find strange is last year the coefficient gap was LESS than this year, please can someone explain to me how when rangers went out early and Celtic get coefficient points (2) just for group stages then we have 5 points plus 2 wins UEFA gave us over Sion hail hail Timalloy {Ed007's Note - I have no idea how up to date the figures are mate, you know it bores me to tears wading through it all lol that's why I put up with you, I know you will do it ;-) If I am talking to 001 or 002 I will ask their advice on it. Or get them to answer a post regarding it.}

Lol tim it woyld appear to me that this is u admittin u fown know what it is or how its calculated......but the figs are from last year...they are updated every july 1st...lol na just mockin..im sure there is stuff in football im eaqually not inowing..(genuine)...im on way home from a works nite out pretty steamin..ps tasty wee blonde just sat next to me on bus....good times...apologies for errors guys and hav good weekend...both sides ......germinator...... please drink responsibly!....typin on fone is murder!

04 Nov 2011 13:59:43
Tony this is just a quick one. (not 100% sure if all are true)

Izzy player of the year.

Hooper Celtics top goal scorer & Hooper had the best strike rate in Britain with 20 goals in 26 games(0.77 per game). Also he was 4th in Europe with da Natalie ronaldo & messi. (Wikipedia) so not 100% on that b4 it gets threw back at me lol

Lenny

04 Nov 2011 13:43:59
In the last 10 years both Celtic and rangers have been to a uefa cup final. Celtic have been in the last 16 of the champions league 2 times. Rangers 1 time. Celtic played in a uefa cup quarrel final and ranger uefa cup last 32.,over 10 years Celtic gave the better record. But uefa only count the last 5.
In 5 years ranger have lost less games but Celtic have won more.

RFC will not , i repeat NOT be competing in Europe next year and possibly , for longer wrecking both clubs co-efflicient achievements and continuing the country's downward spiral in Europe .

jimi88

04 Nov 2011 13:00:13
i noticed the ed hasnt said much ... wonder why .. is it perhaps he wont get drawn into a pointles areguement or cos he knows the outcome .... look to end the arguement,
anyone care to state the co-efficients of gers and celts ? anyone wanna state the co-efficients of scotland and break down who contributed what ?!

iv got a feeling not many timmys will answer this cos u cant argue facts.


Germinator {Ed007's Note - It has been covered before Germ, I'm sure Tony or Tim broke it all down, it is very boring and tedious working it all out, feel free to give it a bash though ;-)

Couldnt agree more ed thats why i wrote that and didnt other spending the next half hour copying and pasting wen i already the end result :oP.

We all know gers have been the majority contributor scotland co-eff. good to see celtic doin their bit too... all we need now is both teams in the same season doing it.

Germinator

Aw naw...your not going to put it on your jersey's as stars ?

Mrs E

04 Nov 2011 11:39:14
well celtic beat rennes well done but yous are sayin aw we get co efficient points and loads of mony from it .... rangers got beat 1-0 of man utd and got more money and more coeff points last season for 3 years weev carried scottish football once we win the league we will again !

not 1 celtic player could get into the rangers starting 11 thats how bad youd are

Cheers for that ally.

Wouldn't get in the rangers team ? Funny how izzy,kayal,ki,hooper & Forrest are/have been watched by EPL teams? Rangers are on a good run just now but there not world beaters like your trying to make out.

Come on you bhoys in green
Lenny

Izzy - Players player of the Year & Player of Year in Scotland

Typical ***, away back to your crayons!

If there was an "old firm" select team, it would be made up of mostly Celtic players.....

RB Matthews better than Broadfoot/Whittaker
LB Izzy better than Wallace/Papac
CM Kayal and Ledley better than McCulloch or Edu.
CF Hooper better than Laugherty!

I dont deny we haven't started well, but we do have the better squad!

And as for carrying scottish fitba son, the only placed your mob carried it was straight to UEFA with your violence in Manchester, singing in Valencia etc

Well seeing you didn't leave a name!

DazzaBhoy

Dazza u have named 5 celtic players in the old firm select, that would mean the remaining 6 are gers players ......... but ur right it would be celtic dominated !! lol


MHUPPET !

Dazza,

Are havin' a laugh. That is the worst case of comparing a set of players I have ever seen.

Matthews better than Whittaker?
Izzy better than Papac?
Hooper better than Lafferty?

Based on what?

Matthews is 2nd choice RB for Celtic, Whittaker is 1st choice for Rangers. Are you trying to tell me that Mark Wilson, Celtic's 1st choice RB is far superior than Whittaker? TURN IT UP BUD!

I ain't even going to get into a debate about the rest of your comment.

You naive little boy!

TonyTheGer

Izzy is better than Papac....this is based on Izzy being Scotland's Player of the Year & Players' player of the Year :)

What if your argument based on ?

Emilio Izaguirre is currently Scotland's footballer of the year Tony , heres a wee subject i'd like your views on , when Rangers go "bust" and Craig Whyte forms the "New Rangers" what would be your choice of name for your new club ? here are some suggestions ... AFC Rangers , Rangers United or maybe Govan Juniors perhaps , and your "new" club will have no domestic or European history , no 3 in a row , no 54 titles etc , and you and Germinator will have nowt to gloat about .

As usual Tony is unwilling to share his views with us when Rangers future is up for debate , methinks he is clearly in denial as to the seriousness of his clubs' financial problems , he is only too happy to put his kneb in about matters relating to Celtic , so come on Tony lets hear your views on the preceding post .

And you you have the facts to prove Rangers will go "bust"? Tell us all what you then??........

What's that? Oh, that's right, you know heehaww!!

Izzaguire might have been player of the year last year, he did have a big impact for Celtic, ain't denying that. I just think Papac is a better defender, simple as that.

I stated on another forum at the start of the season that Ki, Kayal, Hooper and Izzaguire would suffer second season syndrome and struggle this year, so far I have been correct, albeit Izzaguire is injured. The other three have struggled.

TonyTheGer

No Tony i don't know for a fact that Rangers will go bust , but the FACT that Mr Bain and Mr McIntyre (who DO KNOW the state of Rangers finances) have ring fenced hundreds of thousands of £'s of Rangers money , which they are claiming in unfair dismissal , would suggest that just maybe Rangers are expecting bad news in the tax case , or maybe they know hee haw as well m8t , Mr Whyte has also admitted that administration is a REAL possibility , prospects looks bleak or am i missing something ? denial won't make it go away Tony .

Tony you truely are a t*t!

Hooper much better than Laugherty, anyone try to buy Laugherty during any of the transfer windows? Eh no son

Izzy was voted player of the year by players supporters and football writers and you believe Papac is better......what the hell do you smoke son?

See how many times your on here in January when Jellyfish, McShagger and Davis are sold.......i mention them as they are the only players that would interest other clubs!

DazzaBhoy

Is Hooper really MUCH better than Lafferty? How much better is Hooper than Lafferty?

And.........Who showed interest in Hooper? If he is SO good then why didnt the interested party attempt to sign him?

Player of the year means best player for that season.....numnuts. It doesnt automatically make you the best player in the league. I said all last season that Papac was my player of the year and I stand by that! Papac has always been seen as the unsung hero.

I don't care what anyone else says, Papac is the best full back in Scotland!!

Why are Celtic fans so freaking obsessed with the prospect of Jelavic, Davis and McGregor being sold, is that the only way you's will win the league?

TonyTheGer {Ed007's Note - Hooper's stats blow Laugherty's out the water throughout their career, look in the archives I have covered it a load of times. And Newcastle were interested in Hooper in the summer as Ed001 will confirm.}

Ed. Even though I have gotten into this Hooper/Lafferty debate, I don't think there is a case to compare both players over the course of their careers as, even at Burnley Lafferty was played out of position. During Burnley's "Giant killing" period in the f.a cup 4 years ago he was played on the wing.

I think Lafferty has proven that, when given the chance as a striker, he will put the ball in the back of the net. His current run of form is the best in the league just now, even Hooper's.......

Is it anything to brag about if a team is "interested" in one of your players when they don't even make a bid?

One of the other posters stated Ki, Kayal and Hooper all generated I interest from the EPL.........that's total Raphael..

TonyTheGer

Tony the reason Laugherty was played on the wing for Burnley was because the manager obviously didn't rate him as there top striker!

Ki, Kayal and Hooper are young and have already generated interest from down south, and will again son.

DazzaBhoy

04 Nov 2011 08:51:44
Got to give sammy his due played well last night ....at last

Lol aye give him a new contract !

Germinator

He has a new contract Germ...he has one !

Awww damn so he has ... us gers are well jealous :oP .. that mean we need to wait til May for his next good game ?

Germinator

Let me consult my cystal ball...emmm, no not next May, 28th Dec I see :) - Mrs E

04 Nov 2011 07:01:15
Well Done NL AT JM and yes even wee GP and well done The Bhoys! I am not going to go on about any negatives as there are none. Some posters are saying Rennes weren't that good well that just about says it all! Rennes are on paper worth a lot more than the Celtic team and have some of the cream of African and French young talent. Rennes are a good team and Celtic made them look ordinary. Thats down to Celtic no one else. Before the game Rennes manager said we are coming to Glasgow to WIN. Make no mistake they expected to win. Lets take this to Motherwell and show the pretenders how to play football...A great night!!

Was that a crash of the " thunder " ? or, yer bottle crashing AGAIN, at Motherwell on Sunday ? Udinese and A.Madrid /// ? Yer maximum amount of points has been reached, ya dreamer ! Fir Park awaits you.....

Dreaming about what numbnuts! You are so bitter and twisted you cannot see what a good turn the Bhoys did for Scottish football and you cannot (like so many of your ilk) give credit where due. The difference between Celtic fans and people like you who claim to be a football fan is that we can dream the dream whereas your nightmare is just about to start, your team will be dismantled and your institution will default on tax due which is tantamount to stealing out of the pockets of every Scottish and in you case British taxpayer. Not so good for the loyal old Union?. I am so pleased we got under your skin with a good result. Get back to the rock you crawled from. Jog on!

Hail Hail, couldn't agree more

DazzaBhoy

Not soo much a good turn ... your merely echoing what gers have had to do fo the past 4 yrs. Well done tho .. I said the first leg would be a draw and last night thought rennes would win. But you deserved your win you played well, just papers over cracks tho ... you cant defend and strikers cant bail you out every game Lenny needs 2 decent CB's to add to Wilson. Will he get them ? doubt it ... i dont see the board investing a lot in him at crimbo if he could be outta job and celtic dont exactly have a track record of signing decent CBs of recent.

Germinator

04 Nov 2011 01:32:28
Final comment of the night, I think that Kayal and Wanyama were great tonight so keep it going, for me Ki has been shocking so think he needs a wee break. Even when Ledley plays in the middle it show;s so sorry Ki time for a wee sit down bud.

Cheers & Hail Hail
CB67