Celtic Banter Archive May 04 2020

 

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04 May 2020 21:55:03
Ed 007 how's the dug? jfp.

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{Ed007's Note - He's good mate thanks for asking. We've not had any problems since jobbygate 😁

04 May 2020 22:12:46
Did ye enjoy skywalker.

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{Ed007's Note - I'm still watching it but it's feckin' brilliant!}

04 May 2020 22:20:12
It is indeed mate by jolly Rey knows how to use the light sabre.

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{Ed007's Note - She's a wee darling into the bargain, she can play with my Darth Vader sword any time.}

Rhian Brewster

04 May 2020 20:43:51
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new player profile about, Rhian Brewster

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04 May 2020
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, I know it's probably fake but funny all the same

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04 May 2020 20:08:42
Turns out the details of their deal released today are inaccurate. Surprise, Surprise.

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04 May 2020 20:36:07
Lol Jaws! I posted that on our group chat, as of yet none of the gullibles have replied, they'll all be away smashing googleπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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04 May 2020 19:32:11
on the sevco page, they are going on about CFC running the tax avoidance scheme.
One of them even states tht this scheme allowed us to sign better players (sounds a bit like the ebt scheme so the guy might be confused lol)
any truth in the rumour regarding the scheme though?

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{Ed007's Note - Aw ffs, not this again πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ If it was Celtic running the scheme why were Walter Smith, Archie Knox, Craig Moore, Albertz, Barry Ferguson and loads more of the original Rangers employees - some even had EBTs as well - also involved in film companies, why was Gordon Durie a director of one of the LLPs and why would guys like David Beckham and Gareth Southgate get involved in anything Celtic were running?}

04 May 2020 17:56:27
So tomorrow is supposed to be the big reveal day This better be good Or yet again Servco is going to look stupid AND I hope the SPFL come out all guns blazing if its a load of Tom kite and hammers them as much as they possibly can Don't give them any more favours until they comply fully with UEFA rules regarding FFP and demand there full Audited accounts in the future before considering them for Europa cup.

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04 May 2020 18:37:29
Happy birthday ed 007 πŸ€
Hope you've had a good day bud πŸ‘πŸ».

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{Ed007's Note - Thanks very much mate.}

04 May 2020 18:40:11
It's feckin Sevco😩.

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04 May 2020 19:13:50
why does there always have to be a big hooha about everything sevco do.
They have evidence but drag out producing it because they expected everyone else to just accept and believe them. But that did not happen so NOW, they have to produce but need time.

I will be amazed if they produce anything serious enough to justify all this carry-on but maybe, just maybe, they will have.
IF NOT, they need to be brought to task and heavily punished.

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04 May 2020 19:14:16
Sorry Malky predictive text and too lazy to change it Lol.

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04 May 2020 19:48:45
Too many journalists backing them for it not to be substantial.

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04 May 2020 21:02:50
It has been bothering me TonyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I can't wait to see what evidence they produce😁.

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04 May 2020
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, The Banter Years

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04 May 2020 17:26:21
Good one Pud. You can add tomorrow’s double barrel water pistol. πŸ‘.

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04 May 2020 17:49:36
The explosive fake document showing how corrupt Scottish Footall is eh. The media and orcs must have forgotten Campbell Oglivie.

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04 May 2020 19:47:49
Struggling to read it. Is the rangers tv clip of when they showed the buff colored envelope with the title deeds for Ibrox within? That was a better lol.

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04 May 2020 17:07:52
Happy birthday ed have a good 1 mate.

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{Ed007's Note - Thanks, Frank.}

04 May 2020 16:14:37
When your totally skint
And the glib has a squint
That's castore πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘.

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04 May 2020 17:52:31
That was a cracker on the other side. πŸ˜‚.

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04 May 2020 18:56:40
Cheers buzz πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘.

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04 May 2020 21:47:40
If Castore is going to be Sevco's kit provider I take it they got permission from Mike Ashley?

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04 May 2020 12:54:27
Happy birthday ED hope you have a great day.

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{Ed007's Note - Thanks, Jaw πŸ‘

04 May 2020 14:17:42
Awe the best big chap πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ€.

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{Ed007's Note - Thanks mate.}

04 May 2020 14:36:40
Happy birthday big chap!

HH

Chris1888.

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{Ed007's Note - Cheers, Chris.}

04 May 2020 14:53:13
Happy birthday mate.

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{Ed007's Note - Thanks, Tony.}

04 May 2020 15:12:37
Hoopy Birthday Ed and many happy returns. Forget the past, you can't change it. And forget the present, I ain't got you one. Hope you've got the diet fanta on ice. All the best.

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04 May 2020 15:23:00
Happy Birthday Ed, All the best πŸ‘.

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04 May 2020 15:23:08
Happy birthday Ed hope you’ve a great day and I hope all you guys are keeping well? Do any Star Wars fans out there. where did you see the first star was film and what age were you? I saw it in the odeon on renfield street with my dad and my sister I was 5 and it had just been fitted with the surround sound so it was like the space ships were flying past you. as a wee boy this was just the beez knees! πŸ˜‚ πŸš€πŸ€.

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04 May 2020 16:13:03
Happy Birthday Ed, have a good one!

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{Ed007's Note - Cheers, Bri πŸ‘

04 May 2020 17:18:42
Last film I was at was Tess of The D'Urbervilles with Natassia Kinski. What's Star Wars?

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{Ed007's Note - If you're into stuff like that Star Wars is probably a bit too highbrow for you.}

04 May 2020 21:59:24
Happy birthday el dorado.

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04 May 2020 12:39:02
happy birthday Edd 007.have a great day.

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{Ed007's Note - Thanks buddy πŸ‘

04 May 2020 12:15:37
I thought that you would have had a day off for your birthday Ed. Hope you have a great one.

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{Ed007's Note - Thanks mate and I hope you & the family are doing well. No point taking the day off when you can't go out so I'm already watching Star Wars films in the build up to The Rise of Skywalker premiere on TV tonight - oh my days πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜

04 May 2020 12:29:59
Happy birthday Ed. Hope you have a good one.

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04 May 2020 11:52:23
All the best ed πŸ€.

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{Ed007's Note - Cheers, Welshy, I hope you and the family are doing OK during the lockdown.}

04 May 2020 10:34:52
May The Fourth be with you Ed007
As old as Yoda yet?
Have a cracking day mate.

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{Ed007's Note - Thanks mate, that's me 38..... ish πŸ˜‰

04 May 2020 11:35:28
Happy Birthday Ed.

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{Ed007's Note - Thanks buddy.}

04 May 2020 11:57:01
Have the best Hoopy Birthday Ed.007. πŸŽ‚.

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{Ed007's Note - Thanks, Leon.}

04 May 2020 09:51:14
"Keep Young and Beautiful IF you want to be LOVED

Happy Birthday ED007 you are slowly catching me up lol.

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{Ed007's Note - Thanks, Tim. If I'm catching up with you then you must be cutting about like Phil the Greek!}

04 May 2020 08:28:59
Happy Birthday Ed.

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{Ed007's Note - Thanks mate.}

04 May 2020 09:13:03
Celtic and Barcelona
CLUBS LIKE NO OTHER

Sevco
DEBTS LIKE NO OTHER.

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04 May 2020 07:58:06
These are the facts I'm not here to dispute or get into heated debates the facts are Celtic have not completed the season there are 8 games remaining so that makes the title tainted if awarded nobody can win a game at half time its entirely upto your board to accept the league if they want it but this must go into the history books that 9 inar was by vote and not by completing the season .

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04 May 2020 09:21:27
Of course the title will be tainted because of the unusual circumstances. It is out with the control of all the clubs who will be declared title winners across the globe.
I still believe Celtic deserve the title because of the big gap we have built up after going on a league run of 19 wins out of 20 and only dropping 10 pts all season.
Celtic will be 9 In A Row Champions and the history books will clarify this.
That is also a fact.

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04 May 2020 10:32:21
The word 'tainted' has been used to describe trophies won by cheating and bending the rules, like using EBT's and tax dodgers, so why should it apply to this season, where no suspected wrong-doing, or jiggery pokery was evident up to 30 games out of 38.
Of course everyone wanted the season to finish in March by winning our next 2/ 3 games and enjoying all the emotion from both sides.
However, this is a unique and very dangerous environment, where football (and all other forms of contact and congregation) has had to be suspended indefinitely until peoples safety is guaranteed.
If the title is to be awarded prematurely then it will not be tainted, but decided on merit and points accrued after 79% of the season, not ifs, buts and maybes from the flat-earth few, who are constantly in denial and dispute with their own shadow.
By all means mark it with an asterix under special emergency circumstances, during a world pandemic - but never tainted.

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04 May 2020 10:58:14
Not the way we would have wanted to win 9 IAR, everyone associated with Celtic was looking forward to Winning 9.with games to spare, the form Celtic were in and the fact sevco had thrown in the towel weeks ago, meant the title was never in doubt so in my opinion although the season’s had to be called early, due to this virus, I hope Celtic won’t accept the title if there is any suggestion that it has tainted attached.
Instead I hope they would say we will wait and play season out whenever.

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04 May 2020 10:58:20
That was well said Celtic_mad but you are wasting your breath on these clowns. The thing that i find strange is that any Rangers supporters that i have spoken to freely admit that we were going to win the league.

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04 May 2020 11:08:49
Got to love the old tainted title nonsense! Like Celtic mad said, tainted titles are when for example Juventus bribe people to win them or when the old rangers used money they didn’t have to pay players with! This season will end under circumstances that none of us could ever have seen coming! Making it all but impossible for us to finish! Celtic are the ones losing out here not sevco! Their manager all but admitted the league was over. we had a 13 point lead with 25 goals better off and would have won the league! We’ve been robbed of the chance to properly celebrate 9iar. so tainted titles and asterisks next to it are absolute bulls**t! 9 in a row will be fully deserved as will 10 and no amount of crying and moaning from the deluded can change that!

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04 May 2020 11:19:23
Zombie tears are delicious. Love we live rent free in your head. Here we go 9 in a row πŸΊπŸ†.

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04 May 2020 11:38:09
Celtic Mad explains the title circumstances better. πŸ‘.

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04 May 2020 12:04:30
In my opinion it's a bit like a F1 race where there is a timing board and if after 2hrs the race hasn't finished then it's called there and then. If over 75% of the race has been completed then 100% of points are given. If it was looked at like this then if we get to end of May and no football has been played then call it and as over 75% of season has been played then award the title. It's not tainted but just no time left to complete the race/ season. Hard luck on hearts but they have been rotten all yr except against sevco. The team with the lowest points deserves to go down.

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04 May 2020 12:39:35
Jim1970, if we had been claiming the title at the halfway stage of the season then I'd be inclined to agree with you but that isn't the case.
To put it in perspective and in a way you might understand, we're 4-0 in the 75th minute of a game and the ball is constantly in the opponent's half.
Does that make sense? I hope so, now go and explain it to those who just won't listen. HH.

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04 May 2020 13:11:29
Tainted my arsenal
Tainted is a word used when the other person is desperate let's be honest even the rangers board are desperate they have a secret it's Gona destroy the voting system your blah blame nobody listens to the cheating rangers after the ten years of cheating and conning not paying your bills. Etc I won't go on. Your an embarrassment. They are now using the terrible corona virus you make me cringe.
Rangers where on free fall you where drowning. Gerrard managerial carear has been saved he's won nothing and after Xmas was going down hill fast. If the roll where reversed for any other team they would be demanding the title don't embaras yourself any further. celtic are runaway leaders and desevidly so. 10 in a row is on lads and I'm hearing whispers the Scottish Cup has to be won I can't wait.

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04 May 2020 15:19:46
Couple of questions for Jim1970.

1. Let us flip this around, would it be fair for Celtic to lose the large advantage they fairly earned up to this point and lose the opportunity to win 9 in a row?

2. Should an asterix be placed beside all the trophies Rangers won while fielding unregistered players for a whole decade and possibly longer if Hugh Adam is to be believed when he claimed they were using other dodgy payment schemes in the 90s?

To conclude, I am 100% certain that the Rangers board and many of their fans are delighted that we may be awarded the title, assuming the remaining games can't be played because deep down they know there is little chance of them pulling this back and they now have a perfect excuse to deflect from our achievments.

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04 May 2020 06:29:57
The SPFL statement is a cracker. Do you think they were deliberately firing shots at Sevco when they spoke about having to credit check every clubπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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